Lourdes Leon Caught With A Cig In Her 15-Year-Old Mouth

March 26, 2012 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail narc’ed on Madge’s 15-year-old daughter Lourdes by posting pictures straight from an after-school special of her sucking on a cigarette while standing around with some of her friends in NYC on Friday. A 10th grader swallowing a bunch of nicotine smoke is the opposite of ESCANDALO, but Lourdes doing it is even less of a big deal. If you woke up every morning to the blood-curdling screeches of Baby Brahim getting the youth siphoned out of his peen hole by a memaw vampire and if you had to deal with the world seeing your mom’s nalgas try to escape out of her Spandex diapers, you’d be smoking something a lot stronger than a cigarette. But if Madge wants to keep the cigs out of Lourdes’ mouth, she should just show her this anti-smoking ad that ruins my life every time it plays:

This ad is some scary shit. It has played in NYC for months, but the evil fuckers responsible for this are also playing it in California now and when I was in L.A. last week it played during every single commercial break. I could be in the best mood from just watching a YouTube of two kittens nose kiss under a rainbow and my smile face would immediately transform into this face as soon as my ears heard this woman wheezing out her last breaths. Every time it played, I thought of the poor whores out there who were in the middle of licking a hot peen in front of the TV when the moment was ruined by this PSA. Yes, this shit is scary enough to temporarily scare you off the dick.

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