David Silver Sued For Whoopin Some Paparazzo Ass

March 26, 2012 / Posted by:

While paparazzo Delbert Shaw took these pictures of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox in Hawaii two Decembers ago, he had no idea that he was about to get a beating courtesy of the douche weasel who poked out Donna Martin’s cherry. Years of wearing the fugliest shirts Structure has to offer filled David Silver with a quiet rage and he unleashed it all over Delbert as Megan Fox cheered him off. That’s what Delbert claims, anyway. TMZ says that in a lawsuit filed this morning in L.A., Delbert claims that Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox verbally assaulted his ass before issuing a beat down on him.

Delbert says that after BAG and Megan caught him taking pictures of them, they started yelling out all kinds of curse words at him. Shit got serious after Megan shouted at BAG, “Are you going to let him get away with that?” That was Brian’s cue to jump on Delbert and punch him out. As BAG beat on Delbert, Megan kept egging him on. Once BAG finished smearing a pap, he stole Delbert’s iPhone and threw it into the ocean.

BAG and Megan haven’t responded to this mess yet. Delbert is of course suing for unspecified damages.

Who knew that Megan Fox was a chola leader?! Bitch not only ordered the hit, but she also stood there cheering BAG on as he whooped a trick. Let’s call her La Gato Face. But seriously, I’m all for beating a ho when the situation calls for it (example: when your friend plays the new Justin Bieber song in the car without warning you first), but this is not one of those situations. Megan and BAG didn’t handle it right. BAG should’ve sat the pap down at a table across from Megan Fox and made him listen to the nauseating words of shit wisdom that come pouring out of her mouth. It would’ve taken all of 6 seconds for Delbert to bang his head on the table until his brains started coming out of his nostrils. We’ve all been there after reading a Megan Fox quote. Why bust your fist into a pap’s skull when you can let Megan Fox’s words do it for you?

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