Tuesday, March 27th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 26th!
I guana fuck you like an animal. - christine the hoff
Runners-up:
I'd whisper in your ear but you don't have any. - Whamo
Don't be mad, baby. Daddy still loves your famewhorin' leg. - mamabraxas
"Hey baby. You probably recognize me from the Geico ads. Maybe I could get you a role in my next commercial." - I am Legend
via Buzzfeed
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With the Republican race this nasty, it was only a matter of time before the Santorum campaign leaked the old sex photos of adulterers Newt and Callista Gingrich.
Posh just isn't satisfied with the quality of Beck's new costume.
Ryan Gosling is still whispering sweet nothings into Eva Mendes' ear.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Don't be mad, baby. Daddy still loves your famewhorin' leg.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 5:50pm.
YES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 5:50pm.
I guana fuck you like an animal.
LOL!
It's official, Heidi and Seal are back together again.
I guana fuck you like an animal.
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I have never loved life so much.
OFCOURSE courtney stodden and her daughter would do the shameless famewhore shit dina and lindsay tried to do.. as evident in this scene from mother to daughter: a porno
On the set of the music video for "Don't Put That Heat Lamp on Me, Girl".
Porn filmsof their mascot that have suddenly surfaced, has Geico's press relations dept scurrying to save the corporate name.
"As I longingly and luxuriously laze about, my luscious lickity lover lavishly laps my exotic, erotic feverish features...meow" - Courtney Stodden
I'm confused....first you say Mickey Rourke is out of the gay rugby player film....then you post a publicity still from it?
I was going to make a Courtney Stodden sex tape caption, but Michael K is better at that, if he can pull is face from that ginger's bush.
Honey, can we act out Jurassic Park tonight?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
L-U-V Iguana
O-L-D Ivana
Don't play the lizard game
Cause I'm a different kind of green
Every meal worm tastes the same
You've got to step outside your cage
Give me all your tongue and give me your tongue
Give me all your tongue today
Give me all your tongue and give me your tongue
Let's forget about 'squitos
And scamper our lives away
mistertadpole
*he who hesitates is lost, he who hesitates in a revolving door is squashed-sb*
Courtney and Doug document their visit to the fertility doctor with yet another tasteful portrait.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes go native in Thailand
L-U-V Iguana
O-L-D Ivana
Don't play the lizard game
Cause I'm a different kind of green
Every meal worm tastes the same
You've got to step outside your cage
Give me all your tongue and give me your tongue
Give me all your tongue today
Give me all your tongue and give me your tongue
Let's forget about 'squitos
And scamper our lives away
Courtney Stodden @CourtneyStodden
2 lovely luscious lizards were 2 much 2 handle so the tiny tender twin had 2 die :)
Madonna and Lady Gaga kiss and make up.
"Baby, you so fly!"
Heidi and Seal decided to call off their divorce and photographs from their latest vow renewal were released.
Please! Nobody needs to see the Phaedra Parks sex tape!
Yawn, another Larry King sex tape.......
They look like hell but at least Madonna's cheek implants are on the inside.
Joan Collins and Linda Evans are still friends to this day.
Terry Richardson won't be able to deny Lindsay's "Night of Passion" story now that these babies have been leaked.
It was Courtney and Doug's theme song while they were courting:
♫ I-guana know What you're thinking.
♪ There are some things you can't hide.
♫ I-guana know What you're feeling.
♪ Tell me what's on you mind
Ignatius, that'd better not be your tongue on my horn. I sold my best scales and some prime basking property to pay for these dumb ass engagement photos and they better look good.
Damn! I had no idea Jedward had been around for so long
"Lizard Lick Towing--The Whole Shocking Story!"
"Nuther twenny of these here critters and we'll have enough fer Paris' left shoe"
You know I love honey but DAMN your legs feels scaly!
This is what Lindsay will do to get into the Oscar parties these days.
Michael Lohan and White Oprah (I can't even remember her real name) in happier times.
Tastes like chicken.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Terry Richardson won't be able to deny Lindsay's "Night of Passion" story now that these babies have been leaked.
Iguana Iguana d'ya wanna?
"Honey, you need breast implants....just saying"
Slestak Porn
"Just give them this crotch shot, honey, and I'll give you some tail when we get home."
Courtney Stodden's leaked sex tape.
The 'V' sex scene wasn't what I expected.
Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon's leaked sex tape shows what it's REALLY like inside their bedroom.
Doug Hutchison's first TV interview post-surgery.
Lick her for much longer and Iggy Pops.
Maria turns the other cheek to Arnold's pleas of reconciliation.
St Paddys Day, Peru. "Bajayus and Begorrah, Kiss Me Oim Oirish"
"Oh baby you're making me hornier."