BOBAAAAAAAAAY Adds Another Mug Shot To His Collection
In "bitches staying messy" news, Bobby Brown was pulled over by the police today in Reseda, CA, because he's Bobby Brown so they knew he must be up to some backwards shit. No, they pulled Bobby Brown over, because his dumb ass was talking on the cell phone. When the cops walked up to his window, the musky scent of a bar sink filled their nostrils and they pulled Bobby out for a breathalyzer test. Bobby blew over the legal limit and it was off to jail his ass went.
TMZ says that Bobby was taken to the jail in Van Nuys to pose for his (insert the number of times you rolled your eyes at this entire post and then you'll have the number)th mug shot. Bobby's "people" somehow got his bail money together by checking under sofa cushions and asking the other members of New Edition to give a FREE BOBBY!!! concert in the parking lot of a laundromat. Bobby bailed out at around 2:30 PST, just 2 hours after he was busted.
If charged, this will be Bobby's second time at the DUI party. Bobby served 8 days in jail in 1996 after he pled guilty to a DUI in Georgia.
Reading shit like this mess makes me blow an air kiss to my daddy for walking out on our asses so I didn't have to see him fuck up before my very innocent eyes.
Who the hell drives drunk at 12 in the afternoon on a Monday? Bobaaaaay B, that's who. Telling Bobby to pull his shit together is a waste since everyone has been telling him to pull his shit together for the past ten million years. Your energy would be better spent on taking off your pants and sliding your ass on the carpet (© Abe from Mad Men).
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Bobby, if you don't want to get sober, please do the right thing and get a #%#% cab. That way, you can drunk dial whomever and not kill anyone. You may hate yourself, but you have kids. Grow up and clean up.
damn, Bobby. you make it real hard to defend you. but i still say Whitney would've had the same ending w/or w/o Bobby.
The fact that Whitney Houston fell in love with that guy, had a child by him and stayed so long in the marriage speaks volumes about her character.
Hate to say it but I bet Bobby Brown wants to join Whitney. I wonder if he's ever-ever been clean. :(
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this fool is too old for this type of nonsense...bobbi kris never really had a chance...
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... Bobby Brown you are too old for this...
*gritting teeth*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I don't have enough eye rolls for him, some sympathy and a slow side-clap are all he gets...
It's bittersweet to hear about your dad MK, don't know if I could be as nice... Like your idea about sliding sans pants on the carpet though *eyebrow wiggles* hehehe ;)
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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:09pm.
I do feel bad for Boobie Christina. She sure has/had two really fucked up parents.
Yep...one is dead and the other might as well be.
A guy can't get his transmission looked at in Reseda then have a couple of 7&7's with lunch? Was that suddenly outlawed when I wasn't looking?
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I do feel bad for Boobie Christina. She sure has/had two really fucked up parents.
I'm not doin this with him todaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
They loved each other
"Shalikla!"
Whitney was beautiful what the hell did she in this cow's ass? I hope Bobbi K. keeps Bobby B. the hell away from her.
Whitney and Bobby were a sad union.
Oh wait...this is California. Give him the comfy pillows!
Omg I was just reading his list of arrests..and forgot all about my favorites such as the high speed chase from the cops...urinating in the police car and yelling at the cops.. he was a hot mess.. the celebs now just go willingly...no more shooting at cops like Tupac, or pissing in their cars like Bobby....Rick James said it best...Cocaine is a hell of a drug... I love Bobaaaaaayy..... I feel so bad for him.
he miss Whitney now more than ever.. This is probably his first arrest without Whitney in close to 20 yrs.. sad
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 8:27pm.
Q: "Who the hell drives drunk at 12 in the afternoon on a Monday?"
A: The ex-husband of the woman who was witnessed drinking heavily at the Beverly Hilton before 10am on the Wednesday and Thursday before and on the morning of her death.
Grieving schmieving. TRASH
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Harsh, but true!
This is his abbreviated mug shots... I remember in the 80's and 90's he was getting arrested weekly...Mainly for lewd acts on stage.. they dragged his ass off stage a few times..And the Whitney years were the drug/alcohol/non child support paying/ fighting etc yrs...
Nevermind king of r&b he is the king of arrest...OMG I miss Being Bobby Brown... woo woo woo.. I loved Bobby and Whitney.. I never got over their divorce... How is he in jail and Whitney is dead.. she's supposed to be outside the jail waiting and running in his arm... all drugged up.. those were the days
I second the preference for mugshot #2. This is the "sad little boy Bobby whose mama didn't care enough to plait his hair" look. Endearing. As mugshots go. ________________________________________________
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Pffft..Blohan's had five mugshots in one quarter of the time. Amateur.
lol , ya`ll are killing me with the comments.
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In #5: "Hey girl, how YOU doin'?"
Idiot.
For all the nice people of the D :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0isvS19AGs
Also, Bobbaaay look startled in mug shot #3, but I like it.
Submitted by MundoLoco on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 7:50pm.
You know the real reason Bobby got pulled over. Cuz he was DWB: Drivin' while bobbaaaaay
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LOL you must have watched Just Being Bobby Brown then because there's a hilarious part where he's singing along to his own track and there's the po/po behind him and he actually says he's driving while Bobbbaayyy Brown :) I recommend anyone to go search that clip on youtube if you can find it, hilarious and so vain that he's singing along to his own track!
Way to go Bobby. Let's get drunk and talk on our cell while driving, it's the coolest!! Loser. I like mug shot #1 because he looks as tired as I am over his antics. But in #4 it's like he got a whiff of his own crack breath. *torn*
Q: "Who the hell drives drunk at 12 in the afternoon on a Monday?"
A: The ex-husband of the woman who was witnessed drinking heavily at the Beverly Hilton before 10am on the Wednesday and Thursday before and on the morning of her death.
Grieving schmieving. TRASH.
MK, that's sad about your father.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Where are the people who were going on and on about Bobby being clean? While I don't blame him for Whitney's demise..he's still loser.
His mouf gets wider in each mug shit. How is this possible?
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speaking of rats who can drive, I saw this shit on yahoo, CAT SIZED RATS.
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I'm partial to mug shot #5. The smirk keeps it classy.
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I like the idea of the glamour mugshot, but most of us would need one hell of a warning prior to this happening.
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Hey it's his perogative.
I like mugshot #2. It's like he's channeling Old Dirty Bastard.
true true. they shoulda cut him some slack, seriously.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 7:13pm.
Y'all are cruel: he's still grieving.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:50pm.
Hopefully this is Chris Brown's future. Without the "ruining a beloved singer" part.
I was going to respond with "he already did (Rihanna)" but then I noticed the 'beloved singer' part, so nevermind. Now, if you would have said, 'horrible singer'...
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You know the real reason Bobby got pulled over. Cuz he was DWB: Drivin' while bobbaaaaay
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:50pm.
Hopefully this is Chris Brown's future. Without the "ruining a beloved singer" part.
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Fa reeeeaaaal. Ditto on this one.
UGLY. Sometimes Bobby can look really cute but I don't think anyone takes a good mugshot. Glamour shots and the jail system need to get together and make something happen.
Well...I do kinda like the Spock-eared Bobby #5 because he just asked if he could tap that ass.
Lilo has JUST as many mugshots and bitch is *only* 25! LOL!
On topic: It doesn't seem like Bobbi Kristina has much of a chance, does she? SMH.
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Douchechill!
Just imagine a life where you'd have six mugshots. My mother would have caved my arse in after the first one.
I'm lol'ing at "clenched butt cheek / clinging to a fart" Bobbay #3. :-D
I think he's saying "prune" in a few of those.
I like #5: Bobby "Bald Like Charlie" Brown
What did this say?
Y'all are cruel: he's still grieving.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
U.G.L.Y. Bobby aint got no alibi! That is one ugly ass man. Suck a yucky face. Whitney must have been off her face to let him near her....beard or no beard.
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