Afternoon Crumbs

March 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Kendra Wilkinson’s right tit just had a traumatic flashback about rubbing up against Hef’s crusty mouth and so it’s trying to jump up out of there – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Husband in your head Ryan Gosling is still in Thailand and he’s still cheating on you with that home wrecking whore tramp Eva Mendes. Crank up the Adele and weep in your cubicle. – Lainey Gossip

George Clooney has extended his contract with Stacy Keibler Celebitchy

RiRi wandering around like she’s blind, which would explain those pants – Hollywood Tuna

Speaking of escaping chichis, I’m pretty sure Uma Thurman’s left one falls under that category too – The Superficial

The boring moment when Madge sucked 20 years from Nicki Minaj’s lifespan – Towleroad

My mom and Ben Stiller had the same exact hair in 1978 – The Berry

Isn’t there a law on the books stating that Ceiling Eyes is only allowed outside if she brings her drunk gem of a mother with her? – Popoholic

Does Paula Abdul have an alibi? – ICYDK

Jessica Simpson threatens the lives of dozens of wedding goers by showing up even though her fire hydrant vagina is going to shoot out an amniotic fluid tidal wave any minute now – Popsugar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My wet dream of seeing Mickey Rourke do gay sex on the big screen is over – OMG Blog

Well, bitch’s pompadour bangs look good at least… – Just Jared

And I bet his cholesterol shoots up and his arteries clog up whenever he tries to lick on that coochie – Crunk + Disorderly

SAMMY SOSA’S FACE. That is all. – SOW

Is this a clip from KFed’s new weight-loss reality show? – The Daily What

M-I-C-K-E-Y… M-O-U-sit down, bitch, you look like a fool! – Hollywood Rag

Guess the stunt double? – Cityrag

So many “But can I still call you daddy?” jokes, so little time – I’m Not Obsessed

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