A Silicone Beauty Has Been Plucked From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
On the first season of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills, the porcelain cartoon dragon wrapped in candle wax that is Camille Grammar was a crazy-eyed beautiful flower of delusion who nearly melted her arch rival Kyle into a puddle with her insane glare before pouring that puddle into the sacks in her chest. On the second season, the sweet feeling of freedom and a pool full of money she got in her divorce from Kelsey Grammar calmed Camille's craziness and she was suddenly the reasonable voice of reason. Basically, Camille went from GIF-able to boring (but astonishingly gorgeous) as fuck. So because of this, Bravo has decided to let go of these hot, hot, hot moves:
Even though the rumor is that Bravo dropped Camille for a ho who can really bring the foolery in season 3, a source tells People that she's the one who jazz walked away:
"She's been in discussions and at the end decided she wasn't willing to expose her personal life anymore. She's at peace with her decision. She's in a great place in her life right now. She's grown a lot in this past year and she's made some wonderful friendships [on the show]. It has steered her life in a direction she never imagined. She's ready for new challenges."
Camille is a gold digger at heart and you have to pay to get a piece of her pube-singeing dance moves, so I'm guessing that cheap ass Bravo refused to write the correct dollar amount on her paycheck. Good decision, Camille. Camille doesn't need the money, fame and she really doesn't need to put her moneymaker (aka her stunning face) in danger, because it's only a matter of time before Taylor Armstrong self-destructs and blows up sending gallons of Juvederm flying everywhere. It's Bravo's loss. I don't know how they let go of a beauty who smartly uses her fingers to cover up a letter, so it looks like she's licking on a cup of soft serve jizz.
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She was boring...
lord, she is so fake and annoying, no won't miss her one iota...but now we are stuck with Frozen Face Maloof, Egotistical Kyle, Drama Queen Taylor and a couple of boring blondes and the Brit, don't watch anymore cause I am broke and hate watching rich people fuck up their faces with unnecessary plastic surgery, although I am glad they look worse than me when done.
I think Camille took Russell's death harder than Taylor.
Team crazy ciggie bitch!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I haven't watched the RHOBH but I hope I look like that in a dress like that when i'm her age!
... Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I can't say I watch any of these HW shows, but I am curious as to how someone with IBS can eat that jizz without having cramps and the runs for a week?? Hmmmm.
A grainy gif is the only thing Camille could possibly look good in.
Usually she moves/looks like she has a twig up her ass.
"She's been in discussions and at the end decided she wasn't willing to expose her personal life anymore. She's at peace with her
decision. She's in a great place in her life right now. She's grown a
lot in this past year and she's made some wonderful friendships
[on the show]. It has steered her life in a direction she never
imagined. She's ready for new challenges."
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Is her "source" the same "source" that always reports "what a good place" that Lohan is in? Can't be DUIna, .must be Honig.
Amazing how these trainwrecks are ALWAYS in such "good places" and so "at peace" with their decisions and life? Meanwhile, they're (most) total fuckups?! =o/
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
This one seems "nice," but she cracks me up when she claims she didn't get her boobs done, but she just "lost weight." Bitch please, you're like, 115 lbs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Nh84lfvW0
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Ololol...talk about the 'net police and violent tendencies! Zimmerman is that you? If i werent so sleepy from all the good endorphins in my system from laughing so hard at you. So much trash to sweep the floor with...so little time. 'Night ho!
Um...thanks? Im not clicking on your racist shit fucktard. Got news for you...I have to check white on the race card. But its a shame, cause Im not. Now Imma go cuddle with my kids pets & BH. He just axed me what Im giggling about. Go to your cold lonely smelly bug infested sweaty ass crusted bed. Im so fucking happy right now Imma sleep so well. AGAIN. Tomorrow Imma go to my antique oak desk at work...sit and stare outta my skyline view window and send you good thoughts cuz you dont have shit and you will never be shit. Nightty night...dont let the bedbugs bi....oh. Wait. Sorry. Remember, meds, brush, bathe...meds brush bathe.
Damn this is too ez.
If its so easy and cheap then why'd you make such a big deal of wanting to engage me. Oh cause youre easy AND cheap. And its totally not my fault your daddy fucked you. I wasnt even talking to you last nite and i only warn fucktards to leave me alone once. As far as my grammar....oh plz. This is a comments board you dumbfuck. Gave yourself away again biyatch with the racist shit. Now Im just embarrassed for you. Since your too stoopid to be embarrassed for yourself, make me do all the work around here.
Is it wrong that I like her? Just look at her show those 20 somethings up. And who wears half up ponytails anymore? That's some Deb from Napoleon Dynamite realness.
JimRocketRuthSatanFraggleAngela
No bath, food, family, friends or pets yet huh? Well, tomorrows another day. Sounds like you're having a breakdown so my work here is done. You made it easy ho. As far as invites go yours is lame just like your game. Did you like that? You can use it later I wont charge you. However now that your really mad now....Imma need you to brush your nasty teef too. I can smell you huffin and puffin from here. See you needa new habit, take meds, shower, brush teeth...then get on dlisted. You might not gross yourself out and be so angry all the time! Lol...
Camille was super gorgeous back in the day. I was trying to find a link to one picture of her that was breathtakingly beautiful and I can't find it.
Like most women of wealth, I think she she tried to nip and tuck and insert too much fake.
I don't think she's the super-bitch she's portrayed as though.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:42pm.
Chicken shit piece of wussy fuckitude.
What? No threats of cutting throats and shitting down necks today you wussified piece of retard on ice?
I'd love to cut you into tiny pieces and make you eat your own flesh.
I'd love to make you dine on your own empty skull innards.
You're worthless and pathetic. You sicken me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Are we having fun yet?
I kill you DEAD!
Jim
Thanks you made my day. I guess you forgot your meds after all and the manic phase isnt over. ROTFLMAO!
Submitted by Preferred Username on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:18pm.
Hey you stupid cunt hole from hell.
Can I give you some sweet dreams, you moronic tool slimey fucking cum slurping moron?
Since you think it's your 'DOODY' to be an 'INTERNET COP', I think you should know that I would like you to give me a citizen's arrest so that I can whip out my knife and cut your jugular and watch you gurgle on your 'big girl words' on the INTERNETZ.
You fucking wussy puke. I'd cut you, stab you and KILL you before you'd even known what happened to your UGLY fucking PUKE ass.
I'm soooooo looking forward to your retarded bullshit fugly pissant response.
Let's MEET UP, cuntbag. Make it REAL or STFU.
Locked and LOADED.
Remember when Bravo Channel was Opera, symphony music, interesting artist bios and Broadway performances?! Yes the morphing of Bravo network pretty much sums up the cultural transformation of the last 10 years.
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Bjork, UBF & IF
Its my fault...it picked a new avie after i went off on it in the placenta post last nite. I slept so good after that shit. I'm tempted to do it again.
I love dark brown eyes with blonde hair but this bitch has done too much work to her face to garner any kudos.
Who is hating on Irish Fury?
I ain't. I'm just laughing that people will only believe people's photo's when they are 'average' to 'above average' looking.
Irish Fuuuuuuury is adorbs.
Angela,
You need rest, man. You have been up all night, and talking to yourself, but you need to step away. Can't you go for a walk where you live? I mean, there are no Negros there in hoodies, so you should be okay. Or, why not repaint your house from that pinkish, salmon colour to one that is more... neutral. Something. You don't have to get attention this way.
Submitted by Rocket_Surgeon on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 7:59pm.
You might be 'cute', but, you don't have enough jelluz haterz to be 'gorgeous'.
Doesn't it suck when people actually believe you are the person in your picture? Kind of a let down eh?
Don't feel bad, I have a beauty mark on my pussay.
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Fraggle, don't start fucking with IrishFury.
IrishFury is great and we all love her.
I won't, UBF.
I should have realized that one mention of my hair changing might upset her. She likes my long curls and now they are up at my shoulders!
I'm having a glass of wine and up in bed watching Frozen Planet. It's "summertime" this week!
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IF, don`t argue with Angela, she switched to this one after Dr. Ruth. Guess she is coming down from her manic phase
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Um, what?!
I am exactly who I was in the pic I posted. But I got a lot of my hair cut off recently (as I actually mentioned and it's FAB!) and my hair is a natural gold, rather than red.
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Dark-sided!
I liked Camille on the Housewives but mind you, her role was greatly reduced in the second season. It became the Taylor show. She has more money than god now and doesn't need to be on some shit Bravo show. However, I shall miss her stripper dance club moves.
uh-oh!
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
IF, I too had super light blonde hair as a child, with darker brown eyes. My hair got very dark in my teens. Because of how much gray I have in my hair now, I am blond again. But it looks natural.
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Who thinks really deep thoughts
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts
Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you?
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And HERE we go.....was just a matter of time.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 7:59pm.
You might be 'cute', but, you don't have enough jelluz haterz to be 'gorgeous'.
Doesn't it suck when people actually believe you are the person in your picture? Kind of a let down eh?
Don't feel bad, I have a beauty mark on my pussay.
I was a platenum blonde as child with very dark brown eyes - it was commented on a lot. Now my natural color - (that I am very close to having again) is a dark golden blonde and gets very blonde at the tips in summer.
My youngest child looks like me and is very blonde with dark brown eyes.
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Dark-sided!
Camille DONATACCI!!! ALWAYS use her maiden name - it's so much fun!
Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 7:30pm.
{Rocket_Surgeon, you are probably correct about the deep-dark eyes and light hair. Although my nieces have natural blonde hair, their eyes are much lighter brown than Camille's.}
No Biggie! I've just never known anyone (personally) with super dark brown eyes and naturally blonde hair. Like you say, Caramel brown eyes or even 'olive' eyes can come with natural blonde but it's super rare for someone to have super dark brown eyes and blonde hair. :)
I love brunettes with baby blue eyes. The contrast is so startling!
Rocket_Surgeon, you are probably correct about the deep-dark eyes and light hair. Although my nieces have natural blonde hair, their eyes are much lighter brown than Camille's.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 7:18pm.
I know I am suffering from sleep deprivation, but that GIF is suddenly cracking me up. All it needs is a cauldron is the middle.
Watching that .gif is grand mal seizure inducing. CANNOT WATCH.
Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 7:24pm.
I disagree. Both my nieces are brown-eyed golden blondes.
I haz been corrected!
This is obviously a staged photo-op. Camille is trying to look sexy but she just looks ridiculous. Aside from an animal, who licks ice-cream from a cup?
Damn, I liked Camille on that show. Still, I can't wait to see who they bring on to replace her.
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I know I am suffering from sleep deprivation, but that GIF is suddenly cracking me up. All it needs is a cauldron is the middle.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
I feel embarassed for "mature" people who try and act 20.
OMG! She's stealing Phoebe's signature pose!!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 6:08pm.
I hate linking to TMZ and this shit is about as Off topic as it gets, but listen to this kid.
UN-BEFUCKING-LIEVABLE!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/25/britains-got-talent-jonathan-antoine-opera...
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Awesome! And the boy is only 17. I know he looks like Jabba The Hut, but I hope there's a great future ahead of him in opera. I've got goosebumps listening to him.
Say it ain't so, Camille! It just won't be the same without her. Now I have a case of the sads. Oh well, at least MadMen is back tonight! Woot.
shes from New Jersey (they grow the seeds for GOLD DIGGERS in Jersey, its the garden state) Truth is I liked her years ago when she came out about her struggle with IBS (I have it and I identified) when she got on that dumb-ass show I no longer liked her. But I recognize that she has taken her function full circle - Camille Donatacci from Jersey goes to LA and becomes a club MTV dancer - meets and marries whoever rich douche-has some kids until he moves on and she goes on some stupid reality show and she gets millions in the divorce-this is the function of these kinds of women,what passes for aspiration today.....people, appreciate whats FINE and FREE from here on OUT
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 6:27pm.
I think his looks are completely manufactured, to make him look relatable and recreate SuBo's success.
By the way, whatever happened to Paul Potts?
If his 'looks' are relatable, well, that's debatable, I know some squirrel eating white trash that look like that on the daily and I don't 'relate' to them AT ALL.
Paul Potts went off the radar because he wasn't grotesque enough.
UBF thanks for the link to TMZ. From there I drifted to another article about the naked guy from Invisible Children.
As it turns out, he was diagnosed with a "brief reactive psicosis"... whatever that means. They still claim he wasn't on drugs or alcohol.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/21/kony2012-jason-russell-brief-reactive-psyc...
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