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Jenna Talackova, the 23-year-old Miss Universe Canada finalist who was told to sashay away from the pageant permanently for reasons unknown, but the reason is obviously that she was born with a peen and turned it into a poon when she was 19. When Jenna T was named as one of the 65 finalists competing for the crown, some hos slow clapped and other hos turned their thumbs down to the fact that she was born a dude. A few days later, the Miss Universe Canada site took a magic eraser to all of Jenna T's pictures and they issued this statement about her disqualification:
"Talackova did not meet the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form. We do, however, respect her goals, determination and wish her the best."
Jenna told CTV News that she will keep her lips shut over this mess until she talks to a lawyer next week, because she believes she was the victim of discrimination. The Miss Canada Universe application only has two requirements: the contestant must be a Canadian citizen and has to be over 18 but under 27. Does the application say anything about plastic surgery shit? No. Does the application say anything about gender reassignment surgery? No. Jenna started on female hormones when she was 14 and underwent reassignment surgery in 2008.
Fuck those bitches. Hopefully, Jenna will sue the tragic hair wave off of Donald Trump's head. Mostly because they did her wrong but also because I'm sick of looking at that thing when my ass watches Celebrity Apprentice. And is it just me or does Jenna sort of look like Ivanka Trump halfway through morphing into Marla Maples?
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 3:40pm.
Dayum, usually I can tell a tranny by looking at a jaw and waistline, but if this is a former man, kudos to the surgeon.
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She started hormones at 14, for a lot of guys that is before the adams apple and other male features get prominent. Plus, if she was intersexual, like Jamie Lee Curtis, allegedly, she would not have had a lot of male hormones to begin with. Or part of why she started hormones so early may have been to avoid some irreversible male characteristics.
My favorite thing about her is that she looks like Elizabeth Hasselback. Doesn't anybody else see the resemblence?
Unless she's a lady-boy - but if she were this good, she wouldn't be wasting her time competing - she doesn't look outside the age range. Has to be non-Canadian! Because with surgery, you name it and it's been done already, so has to be that! Does she have other talents, if so, she should just sue. She may even get a contract out of this mess! hahaha ;P
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Someone born a man has an unfair advantage in these contests, since the ideal is a pre-pubescent boy body. Its the same thing with the athletes that were born a man, they have the advantage of more lung power, muscle and all-around strength, no matter how much testosterone blocker and estrogen they take.
i love you dlisted, but some of the comments here bum me out. all the "don't care, you were born with a dick, you'll always be a man no matter what you do" mind-frame, or calling her a shim, or an 'it', or just 'he'... c'mon!
I read the article and I'd bet she was diagnosed with androgen insensitivity syndrome. C'mon, age 4? The pediatricians had to realize she was a genetic boy and with that condition they are raised as early as possible as girls. It would fit hormones being started at age 14. And if she had surgery it wasn't to remove the (nonexistent) peen, it was to remove the testicles that were inside her.
She doesn't looka likea man...?
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Patiently waiting for the Miss(ter) She-Male U.S.A. pageant that will be born from this...give it time....there's a $$ niche for everything.
She is a pretty girl.
This is probably discrimination but she shouldn't be playing the victim and pretending that she didn't know that her past wouldn't be brought up. Ho, who are you trying to kid? this is 2012!
Of course she knew that transgenders do not make the cut in these beauty pageants (she's not the first one to have tried) and of course she was going to pull the "discrimination" card. She never meant to take this seriously and is simply milking it for everything is worth.
I hate when people put up these acts of being victims when they simply want their 15 minutes of famewhoredom.
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If she was one of 65, just don't choose her. Even 1 of 6 and she doesn't have much of a case. Time to be like the Olympics and require chromosome testing to weed out those Eastern European XYs.
Wow...that's plastic surgery done right. I can't see a trace of Jenna's former manliness.
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The Miss Canada Universe finals are in May, and the winner will compete at Miss Universe... THIS DECEMBER! Just before Christmas and around the time that the Apocalypse is supposed to happen. Hopefully, Jenna will be reinstated, but that's unlikely to happen.
Canada placed five times at MU in the 2000s: 2000, 2002, 2003, 2005 (when Natalie Glebova won), and 2006. They haven't placed since.
I would totally bang that dude.
I would....shit, wheres the delete button? Ah, here it is....crap, thats the post comment but....
If they disqualified all girls that were 'not natural', there would be VERY few in the competition remaining, if ANY.
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Dayum, usually I can tell a tranny by looking at a jaw and waistline, but if this is a former man, kudos to the surgeon.
I don't know about whether this is discrimination or not - I find the pageant scene retarded anyways, with all that fakery going on.
this isn't "RuPaul's Drag Race" here. Miss Canada Wannabe is a person who, clearly, from birth or shortly thereafter, identified as female and luckily had the family and other resources to make gender reassignment a reality for her.
Miss T (great name!) is female. She should get to play.
Change the requirement to say you must have ladyparts to enter the competition - that's fair enough. But to say you must have been BORN with ladyparts is discrimination - you aren't judging people on their hormones, you're judging them on tits and ass, on their ability to give Donald Trump a boner. Are the judges afraid that if they pick someone who once had a dick, they might be gay?
Frankly, these disqualifiers need to ask themselves what their problem really is.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 3:09pm.
Preach it, Triston!
I've encountered women who are built (and look like) linebackers. The obsession with gender identity is old-timey.
Didn't Justin Timberlake win some 'beauty pageants'?
This is discrimination because I look at it like this:
All those other tricks that were born with a poon more than likely have re-constructed titty balls, lips, noses, et cetera. So just because She was born a man and had her peen re-constructed into a poon she is not eligible?
They either need to forbid plastic surgery altogether or allow her to stay and sashay!
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Her grounds to sue will depend upon the language in any contract(s) shim may have signed.
I agree that these applications need to be more specific then about BIO, not just if you're female or male. I mean if Chaz were to start body buiding and went into a competition, would he compete as a he? Yes, he would. Not saying he would win, but he would compete as a he. I'm sure the men in any such competition there would probably laugh at Chaz and shit, but they wouldn't play the cat card and hiss shim off the stage. That's all I'm saying. Women=catty and jealous of other COUGH women is what's going on here. MEOW.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 2:27pm.
@ Mickey
"overcoming obsticles" is what they SAY matters in these kinds of competitions but we all know it's about tits, ass, and wanting to be a teacher and have handicapped children.
Stop being so idealistic!
Overcoming 'testicles' is a lot harder!
PS- Nice tits
She's awesome. As for those dickheads at Miss Universe, they can go fuck themselves. Pagaents are a waste of fucking time, boring as hell and misogynistic to boot. She's stunning and I wish her all the best in the future. I'm sure she'll have a better life than whoever it is who wins and then the world forgets in a quick minute.
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They should make things more clear nowadays - say for bio-females only. Just saying "Miss" is not as cut and dried as it used to be.
She looks just like Boobs Legsley, er, Blake Lively. What's the difference here? If that ho can make a career out of her bland blond looks and vapid expression, why can't this ho?
I hope Talachova sues the pants off those officials, whose rules clearly do not state that contestants must have XX chromosomes.
To my mind "beauty" pageants celebrate the artificial and awkward (the beauty pageant "ideal" looks like a 30yo trying too hard), so what the fuck ever.
She's gorgeous, and looks like a cross between a (prettier) Lisa Kudrow and Ivanka Trump.
Stuff like this just brings out the weirdness of gender. It's a beauty pageant right? So...may the best beauty win! Plus, she identifies as a woman, so she's a woman.
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If she is legally female and living as a female then she is as much woman as the rest of us. However, if it's Donald's pageant, he can make any rules he wants. I'll throw no shade at Miss Jenna.
I totally side-eye preggo male though, not because he and wife had a baby, but because of their fame whoring. He had all his baby making parts despite being legally male and legally married to his wife. He used his lady parts and wanted to make a big deal out of it. Whatever!
Submitted by orangebella on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 2:28pm.
okay so she was born a he?
and if it be true...
it is a "Miss" pageant and if the rules say you HAVE to be a "Miss" to compete then I do not see any reason how one could sue and win. You are born the way you were born, and you can take pills, get surgeries, dress differently, FINE whatevs. But you are still a boy if you were born a boy, and still a girl if you were born a girl.
Please kindly step into the 21st century where things are not so black and white as in your head.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
I imagine winning a beauty contest exclusively for females would be quite a coup in the trans community. "Yeah, I beat out all those BIO bitches!"
Frankly, I have no idea why a born male would even WANT to be a woman in the first place. It's not like they get to do any of the good stuff like bleed for five days a month or give birth. Giving up a life of privilege to be treated like a fourth class citizen? (Because trans women probably have it worse than bio women, as far as discrimination goes!)
But she looks pretty darn female to me. I wouldn't have suspected.
What is with all the qualifications to be Miss Universe or Miss America or Miss Whatever The Fuck anyway?
Does the Prize Package come with a stipulation that you must fuck Trump or something, and these are his personal tastes in women? He is such a pig I wouldn't doubt it.
Who would ever want to be in pagents anyway? Dress up and walk around while a bunch of ugly, fat, old people judge you? Sounds like a fun time!
@ mike, I'm with you. She's lovely in the face, but kind of gangly and big feet. Reminds me of Wonky a lil bit.
But yes, let her compete. Of course the Trump Chump will prolly want to examine her...
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okay so she was born a he?
and if it be true...
it is a "Miss" pageant and if the rules say you HAVE to be a "Miss" to compete then I do not see any reason how one could sue and win. You are born the way you were born, and you can take pills, get surgeries, dress differently, FINE whatevs. But you are still a boy if you were born a boy, and still a girl if you were born a girl.
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Wow. She looks good.
I'm so proud my country's contestant is a trans.
Those other bitches couldn't handle possibly losing to a former male.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
@ Mickey
"overcoming obsticles" is what they SAY matters in these kinds of competitions but we all know it's about tits, ass, and wanting to be a teacher and have handicapped children.
Stop being so idealistic!
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She's weird looking to me. I read on some other site that she lied about being born female. IF she did lie, she really has no grounds to sue. Rules iz rules... I'm sure there are tranny pageants she can compete in.
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She sort of reminds me of Ivanka Trump
@ Irish - know this isn't OP, but how is the wee one?
I would say that the fact that she had to overcome so many obstacles to obtain her goal makes her extra deserving of the title. But hey, who cares about being Miss Universe once you've made it to Hot Slut Of The Day!
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She looks more female than a lot of women I know.
I think if the change is finished and was done a long time ago, then they should let her compete because it's a moot point. Awww, shucks. :(
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Hmmmm - I'm not a parent, but not sure I'd let my 14 yr old son start taking female hormones. Just seems awfully young to me.
Team this is discrimination!
Female or male, she looks all kinds of awkward in main pic.
Officials got suspicious during the Talent portion when she chain-sawed a bear out of redwood.
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What's discrimination is the fact that you are too "old" at 28!
AGISM! And you can't be a mother! There is a whole ton of shit rules.
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Don't get yourselves in an uproar - she was clearly disqualified due to her butt-ugly feet.