Sunday, March 25th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jenna Talackova, the 23-year-old Miss Universe Canada finalist who was told to sashay away from the pageant permanently for reasons unknown, but the reason is obviously that she was born with a peen and turned it into a poon when she was 19. When Jenna T was named as one of the 65 finalists competing for the crown, some hos slow clapped and other hos turned their thumbs down to the fact that she was born a dude. A few days later, the Miss Universe Canada site took a magic eraser to all of Jenna T's pictures and they issued this statement about her disqualification:

"Talackova did not meet the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form. We do, however, respect her goals, determination and wish her the best."

Jenna told CTV News that she will keep her lips shut over this mess until she talks to a lawyer next week, because she believes she was the victim of discrimination. The Miss Canada Universe application only has two requirements: the contestant must be a Canadian citizen and has to be over 18 but under 27. Does the application say anything about plastic surgery shit? No. Does the application say anything about gender reassignment surgery? No. Jenna started on female hormones when she was 14 and underwent reassignment surgery in 2008.

Fuck those bitches. Hopefully, Jenna will sue the tragic hair wave off of Donald Trump's head. Mostly because they did her wrong but also because I'm sick of looking at that thing when my ass watches Celebrity Apprentice. And is it just me or does Jenna sort of look like Ivanka Trump halfway through morphing into Marla Maples?

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She's back in! Go Jenna!!

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:31am.
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I guess with some people it's just not enough to mentally reappropriate their bodies. I do wonder where we draw the line with physical modification like that. There's a psychological condition where people feel that they're not complete unless they're missing a particular limb. Those who do get the amputations report feeling happier with their lives and compare it to those who undergo gender reassignment surgery. So if it's okay to cut off genitalia to make people happy, should it be okay to cut off arms and legs too? And then where do you go from there? I don't know.

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Injected hormones are bullshit unless needed for life and death health issues.

If you don't feel it with the body you were dealt then why do you need hormonal enhancements? I thought you "felt" this way naturally.

OK, I am a female trapped in a man's body(and I am). So I look at my penis as a large clit and get over it. I'm still happy with my life and feel no need to mutilate myself. Why is this so hard for others?

Man-made hormones are not the answer to anything with the exception of cancer patients and others who need them.

Taking them for cosmetic and vain reasons is beyond fucked up.

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If she's a woman now then I don't see what the big deal is. It is unfair to disqualify her for being born a guy

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 9:41am.

I'd hit it... and wouldn't think twice.
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Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 2:27pm.
"Less than ten percent of us are 100% female or male, from a chromosonal perspective"

I'm calling BS on that simply because that person is making it sounds like being intersexed is as common as having herpes.
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LMAO

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"Less than ten percent of us are 100% female or male, from a chromosonal perspective"

I'm calling BS on that simply because that person is making it sounds like being intersexed is as common as having herpes.

Doesn't natural beauty account for anything anymore? This person appears to me to have had a lot of surgery on his/her face.

People please...

Jenna Talackova?

try Geni Ta Lack Of A

Or last name first...

Lack of a, Genital

This is an April Fools Joke and you all fell for it.

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Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 1:38pm.
"Less than ten percent of us are 100% female or male, from a chromosonal perspective"
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I didn't really get that either, but I didn't know enough on the topic to comment. With that in mind, I'm hard pressed to agree that a sizeable majority of transgender cases aren't the result of psychological trauma, such as is the case with Chaz Bono. There is clear evidence that a miniscule percentage of humans are born with both sex organs, but I'd venture to say that that is a very small number, as compared with the actual number of transgendered people. Compassion is the key element here because I think that most people who choose to have a sex change are deeply unhappy and the operation usually does not alleviate the unhappiness. That said, they can always walk with me and sit at my table.

But again, the pageant issue is just a question of fairness.
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"Less than ten percent of us are 100% female or male, from a chromosonal perspective"

Do tell where you came up with this stat? People who are intersex or have chromosomal abnormalities regarding their gender, most are unable to have kids. I would venture to say I am 100% female, have monthly periods, and have bore 2 children from my womb. I am 100% female, so is my mother, and my 2 sisters. Your state seems ridiculous and far fetched. Isn't the stats of 1 in 1000 people are intersexed, which means they have both male and female genitalia or chromosomal make-up, not one or the other. This website gives some stats and none are even remotely close to what you posted:

http://www.isna.org/faq/frequency

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 9:00am.

Thank you for your comment. I am female.. but I have times when I would really like to be male, to have a dick. Not out of curiosity alone.. but I would just love to stop being female sometimes. I don't like being seen as one 24/7.. even if it's what I am. I don't like the fact I am the one with the womb... though I am. But I'll never have kids because I don't have that desire to breed at all. Sometimes being a girl is fun.. other times I'd like to switch it around. But I'll probably not do anything transgender-wise. I can always cross-dress, I suppose.

MadgesVadge I 100% agree. She is beautiful. But the body fat thing was what came to my mind right away. It actually brings to mind the professional runner. She's fantastic however doesent have either just her feet or lower legs. she has these amazing metal brace running feet/leg prosthetics. If i remember correctly she competes in the special olympics and i think wanted to compete in non handicapped races. I guess a little ironically it was determined that she may have and advantage over the runners due to her excellently designed prosthetics. It just comes down to the body fat thing. As weird as it sounds it could give her an unfair advantage. I also think its unhealthy mentally for someone who has had a gender change to compete in a beauty competition. Those things are rough and full of rejection.

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Completely glossing over the facts? Respect is not the only issue.

We should all support who we like, but in the quest for equal rights, no one should have to lose rights so that others may gain them.

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Madge, Good let's give her some respect then. I see a lovely contestant who I support and would like to see succeed!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 03/26/2012 -

"Everyone deserves respect..."
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I agree with that 100%, regardless of the circumstance. No matter what your convictions are, it takes a lot of courage for a person to make such a serious change in their life. Yes, times are changing, and it's all a great thing.

Here's where I have the problem. If natrual-born men are allowed to compete with natural-born women in pageants or the like, the natrual-born women will need to seriously starve themselves simply to compete with the man who BY NATURE, has about 10% body-fat. What is this going to do to the young girls who are already under so much pressure to be dangerously thin?

There's a difference between giving someone the respect they deserve, and letting them make a mockery of what nature has already made a fact, like it or not.

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snuffy's picture

Surprised to see so many negative ignorant comments amongst this bunch of sluts... I thought you bitches were cooler than this. She's gorgeous and I hope they let her compete.

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It boils down to a failure to recognize that times are changing! Everyone deserves respect and should not be subjected to belittling statements of what someone thinks intersex or trangender folks are or are not. In all their objections, these people are missing the growing support that now exists for these issues. It does not matter what Jenna considers herself as. Anyone who doesn't like it may soon find themselves in the minority and with very few caring for their insensitive views!

She looks great, I hope she sues and with any luck she'll become a strong role model and advocate for equality and rights.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 8:52am.

"Calling her a man is very offensive."
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I'm really not trying to be insensitive, but please tell me how it is offensive to call someone what they are. A bottle-blond is still a brunette underneath. I hate to simplify such a complex issue, but sometimes it really is that simple. This person is beautiful, no doubt. But she was, in fact, born a man. So I'm confused as to how that is offensive.

It just seems that we default to being insincere, for the sake of being policially correct.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:36am.

THIS.

And for those of you getting all worked up ZOMG SHE IS A DUDE NO MATTER WHAT....why does it really matter to you? Some of you should sit down and read a book or two. Educate yourself on the transgendered and get over it.

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Reading some of the comments on this thread is like WOW, and I don't even feel bad saying that some of you have lost (or never had) significant portions of your medulla oblongata!

As Mabel said (and thank God for SOMEONE in this thread having some damn sense), sexuality is fluid and I don't know how any times that has to be scientifically proven before people that can't accept it move on to something else. Just because YOU don't believe it's right and true, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I have known people that have have undergone complete sexual re-assignment surgeries and it is a very brave thing to do, especially considering what they have to put up with ALL of their lives. I am glad I never felt like I was a woman trapped in a man's body. That's a hard route to take. Harder than being mentally handicapped black, being gay, being a gay Republican, et cetera!

As for this contest? If they don't want to allow transgender people in the contest, then it is their right, although they should probably amend their rules to not allow ANY woman that has altered her body to enter. As Mabel said, and I will reiterate, there is a sizable portion of the human population that is born with both sexual organs. So are we to say that someone born this way cannot be perceived as beautiful too? Imagine what her mere appearance in this contest could mean for people that are like her. When I was growing up, I always wanted to be an artist, a doctor, a lawyer. Never did I say I wanted to be President, because the thought never really occurred to me that it was feasible. Now kids that look like me will dream of being that because they see one in the White House now.

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At what point does it get too far? No, if you were born with a dick you cannot be in a pageant for WOMEN.

I do believe in equal rights for all, but the truth is, try as you might, sex change or not, you will always be what you were born as. You can turn a poon inside out or a peen right-side-in, but you are what you are. This chick was born a dude and if she stops taking her hormones, her chest hair will grow right back in, BECAUSE SHE'S A DUDE.

Ugh, enough.
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Wow, hot. Dude really looks like a lady.

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This pisses me off. Gender is not a binary and, actually, neither is biological sex. If she was born intersex, then it's her prerogative if she self-identifies as a female and wants to physically go 100% lady. She shouldn't have to be getting her genitals and their history examined to be in this stupid contest if she wants to be. She's a beauty regardless.

And fuck this contest anyway (I was a pageant kid, and I hate this kind of shit), but disqualification based on gender reassignment surgery is low.

PS, I just read Jeffrey Eugenides' Middlesex, can you tell?

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Yes, she is incredibly good looking. She obviously has a supportive team on her side and was able to transition before puberty took over...things could have been quite different. I applaud her and I think that pageant board is bullshit.

Whamo's picture

All I can say is the doctor did one hell of a job. I wouldn't have the slightest idea.

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Well....that statistic about suicide isn't exactly accurate, but you raise a good point and I agree with you. I just wanted to point out that I personally know at least a half dozen perfectly happy trans people--male and female, who are well past thirty.

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Less than ten percent of us are 100% female or male, from a chromosonal perspective.

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I think it is something which is very difficult to understand unless you are actually going through it yourself or are very close to someone who is.

It's not as simple as saying that if you "woke up with a hoo haa", you would just deal with it. It's like putting your hands over your eyes and thinking you know what it's like to be blind.

After years of constantly acting and pretending, being transsexual becomes unbearable, and most of them commit suicide before the age of 30. Very few actually have a sex change. You don't BECOME transsexual... it's something that is already present very early on in life. This is not something which I just made up... even psychologists recognise that it is not something that can be changed. It can only be "fixed" physically.

Think about it. What makes you so sure that your gender is just as simple as what's between your legs? Just as another poster pointed out... people born with male and female organs. I think you will find they almost exclusively identify with one gender. Why shouldn't this also apply to people who appear to be male or female?

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Wow. Old thread but I have to add my 2cents. I am a public speaker who often provides lgbt education. I am a cisgender female, mother and wife. (Look it up--not typing it out on my kindle)!

Gender identity is known by an individual often by 2 yrs of age. Although some kids feel this temporarily as a natural phase, it is more intense for true transgendered people. It is vital to observe and get counseling early so that a person can begin hormones treatment before puberty.

Rarely does one come across a 100% bio female or male. When it comes to chromosomes there are at least 27 lab proven chromosomal combinations....very few people are purely Xx or xo. Gender is on a spectrum, as is sexuality, sexual identity, gender expression. So even the person who argued about chromosomes is most likely a variation as well. This is science, not psychology.

I gauarantee you that each one of you out there has seen or talked to a true transgendered person without even knowing it. Which brings me to intersex people....they were born with a combination, or some such gender that is not apparant to the eye. These people often opt out of surgery, but many face the challenge of choosing. Or worse, someone else chooses for them.

Gender, like sexuality, can be fluid...ever changing throughout a lifetime. It need not be static.

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So, Frank n Beans and cake 666, what do you think about people who were born intersex and had an operation to make their genitals conform to one sex or the other? Are they that sex?

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Some of the stupid comments here really disappoint me. I thought readers at DListed were more intelligent an enlightened.

Do you think anybody WANTS to be transsexual? No! Having a sex change is making the best of a bad situation, and she is a woman. Calling her a man is very offensive. Honestly, those of you who are saying things like that should just do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:02am.

I know a lot of men who are "incredibly homely" and ugly as fuck. So, what's your point?

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These pagent organizers are taking themselves way too seriously. Pagents are just overblown Barbie look-a-like contests. She met the qualifications they set. Changing the rules mid-game to exclude someone is petty and ridiculous.

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Submitted by Cake666 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 1:39am.Submitted by Cake666 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 1:39am.

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hmmm I concur...

I know alot of Dlisters are in the

my sentiments? just because you THINK it doesn't make it normal...

someone talked about 'facts' below... this is (as stated by another poster) 'The Great 21rst Century!' I guess that changes everything :-D we have grown accustomed to distort any and everything to become perfect truth and call it fact! (as pleases us of course)... you must understand friends we are all not in it... as wayward as it sounds...

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

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Gender roles are ridiculous and will dimish as our society advances. Which probably won't happen anytime soon, BUT will eventually happen. It's only a matter of time.

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Submitted by waterbucket on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 2:35pm.

Submitted by orangebella on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 2:28pm.
okay so she was born a he?

and if it be true...
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Please kindly step into the 21st century where things are not so black and white as in your head.

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Evil Cupcake...thanks for postng those stats....I had no idea.
All I can say is she looks real good for someone who had a male body for awhile. Wow. Oh, and I fucking hate pageants...a celebration of what old white dudes want to go bed with. Who gives a fuck?

It's called gender identity. Her mind is telling her that she's a female, therefore, she should be recognized as one. That is just out of respect for her. It's not very easy, it's much harder than being gay because you have to deal with the fact that you are in the wrong gender.

And to that tard who blasted her plastic surgery. Um hello, since when did beauty pageant contestants don't have boob jobs, liposuction, nose jobs, collagen injections, botox and everything?

Seriously, this whole pageantry is full of fake parts. If you're going to come up with an argument, at least make it a real one?

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Transgenders are still nonsense.

Despite not being able to function as the gender they want to be, most of them, besides this guy, are incredibly homely.

OK, there I go again being brutally honest.

Wearing heels doesn't change your chromosomes, duh.

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I agree that she should not be in the competition since she was not born female. Biologically she is male and her chromosomal make up will show that. She also looks like she has had a nose job and just looks fake and plastic to me.

Cara's picture

"Uterus? No? BUMMER you're a man."

My coworker and good friend just had an hysterectomy because of endometriosis. I guess she's a man, by your definition? I'm sure that will surprise her.

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Happy for her she got to be who she wanted, but this is for women, not men who became women, motherboards that became female robots, shoes that became loafers or any of that shit. Yes we have to draw a line. And all this psychological acceptance BS like it's supposed to be 100% normal is poppycock, it's POSSIBLE not normal. It's should be ACCEPTED but in no way will it EVER be the same as being born a woman. Uterus? No? BUMMER you're a man.

Southpark was right, one day some crazy fuck will stand up & wish he was a dolphin & get surgery to become a damn dolphin and drown..humanity is fucking nuts.

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The only people you should have to reveal the gender you were born with are your doctors and your sex partners.

I don't even think being a bio female as a requirement is ok for the pageant. She should be able to compete - she got this far.

Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 12:10am.

{My favorite is the "so are we supposed to accept it when someone thinks of themselves as Napoleon, too?" schtick. For one... has the person who posed this rhetorical question ever met someone and conversed with them who actually thought they were Napoleon? And secondly, have they met a transgendered person? This is my keen question.}

What I don't get, is, why does it MATTER? WHO is it 'hurting'? MY GOD, this woman had gender reassignment surgery which is a HUGE deal! She felt the need to be a SHE and she had her penis and balls removed. No hetero guy would EVER do that. They'd freak out at the thought.

Some people get more female or hormones that cross the placenta and all kinds of crazy things can mix up how a child gender identifies.

Just because people can mate like rabbits doesn't make them 'special' or 'perfect' or 'whole'. I don't need a world of "Duggars". Bleh.

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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 12:01am.

My favorite is the "so are we supposed to accept it when someone thinks of themselves as Napoleon, too?" schtick. For one... has the person who posed this rhetorical question ever met someone and conversed with them who actually thought they were Napoleon? And secondly, have they met a transgendered person? This is my keen question.

Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:49pm.

There are many males and females who are infertile.

There are also men with huge bitch tits and women with ginormous clitorisitis.

Your hole is deep enough. Please, stop digging!

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:49pm.

A person's sex is valid only when able to produce eggs or sperm? Meh. I
I'm done with this thread. I'm sure you know plenty of transgendered folks or had a real conversation with them. *eye roll*

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I will call him a 'she' when he can get pregnant and deliver a child. He doesn't have proper female parts to be an actual female. Maybe some day they can transplant a working uterus.

Conversely, I will call Chaz Bono a male when she is able to knock up some chick with sperm grown in her own nutsack.

Until then they are simply mentally ill people looking for others to support their illness.

The only UNFAIR advantage Jenna has is the same UNFAIR luck-of-the-genetic-draw many women have, they are GORGEOUS.

She's pretty. Get the fuck over it. If she was a knuckle dragging he-man trying to pull off looking like a woman she wouldn't have even made runner up, for fuck's sake.

Pageants are about poise/talent/beauty, they aren't 'showing pink' porn spreads highlighting your genitals.

How many women insist on joining things that used to be 'all male'?

This woman does not even want to claim to be a male. She is a SHE. The only reason this garnered attention is because SHE was prettier than a lot of the 'born female' SHE women and that made this controversial.

SHE is drop-dead gorgeous.

Good for HER.