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The Cyrus family carport might soon be filled with a lavish spread fit for a hillbilly teen bride including a moonshine fountain, a three-tier dick cake, plastic red Solo champagne flutes, a Taco Wedding Party Pack, Dr. Pepper-glazed roasted possum, squirrel kabobs and pigs in a blanket (actual pigs in an actual blanket). Because the other day, Miley Cyrus started up the hitchin' rumors by Tweeting a picture of her wearing some Cracker Jack ass ring while showing off her jaundiced-looking yeast infection nails. Then last night in Phoenix, Miley wore the same ring on that finger while out with her piece Liam Hemsworth at Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XVVIII in Phoenix.
That isn't an engagement ring, that shit is a LOOK AT ME, Y'ALL ring. First of all, Liam doesn't have bites and scratches on his face that tell us he just topless wrestled the Cyrus family's prized pig in the abandoned field behind a Piggly Wiggly to win Miley's hand in marriage. Second of all, Miley cares about Cyrus family traditions and if she was getting married she'd wear a ring that was passed down from generation to generation. And that ring doesn't look like the band part of a Ring Pop with a Vaseline-covered pond rock on top of it, so it's obviously not a Cyrus family heirloom. Nope not, engaged. Billy Ray still has a chance!
And yes, I'm mad that Miley looks like Peaches & Cream Barbie's backwoods cousin, Pork Rinds & Cool Whip Barbie.
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She's starting to look a bit Keira Knightleyish...
with all her millions you'd think she would do something about that "buckey beaver" smile she has. her lips never touch ....
i can't stand this bitch.
I'm not surprised now that Hungray Games is out..... he's gonna be the new Twihard guy and little hick face needs to claim her man now!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
And yes, I'm mad that Miley looks like Peaches & Cream Barbie's backwoods cousin, Pork Rinds & Cool Whip Barbie.
Hahaha! That was absolutely hysterical.
Dare I say....Miley actually looks (gulp) GOOD?
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She doesn't look so chipmunky in these pics. Maturity suits her well.
I like her hair SO much better shorter. She's starting to look like a woman now and not just a gawky kid.
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Damn how did this bitch get such a hot piece.
her cheeks look less chubby and i think she had teeth work done.. looked like she wore dentures before and they were popping out her mouth like a mouthguard.. but i think this hair really suits her. i think she looks great.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 9:58pm.
And her kinfolk would kidnap her for the crime of trying to marry someone she ain't related to.
I bet she starts playing "is she/isn't she pregnant" with the paps soon.
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Gawd, I can't believe I'm going to say this but.... she looks pretty good here. Please shoot me.
Both he & his brother could be okay-looking if not for their snout-noses.
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She's not engaged. Just enjoying the "is she or isn't she hype." If this bitch was engaged, she'd be a hollerin.
Miley has a gorgeous body but her triple filtered face is screaming Olson Twins.
It is so weird to say they both look fine here, right? Not perfect but compared to before, and at this one event, fine... So used to their trailer park anctics... ahahahha.
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She is prettier here than I have seen her in a long time - maybe ever, the 'mullet-dress' notwithstanding.
He has a case of the derp face but he's still cute. Yeah, this won't last. Sorry kids.
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I'm not fond of the dress - she looks like a pile of orange and not even pretty, fashionable orange - but she looks sort of pretty. But she does look different.
She looks like she's lost weight, her shoulders are really bony and her face is definitely thinner. Her teeth seem a little less overbite-ish looking. Maybe she's showing less gum or something.
I'm feeling a little nostalgic for a really ugly Cyrus picture - isn't Trace doing anything newsworthy? Isn't that chick he knocked up about to foal?
I like her haircut and I think that color looks good on her, but not necessarily in that style of dress. There, I said sum'n nice.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
He was super hot in Hunger Games even though he showed up on screen for all of five minutes total. Leave it to this bish to steal all of his press and his moments by wearing some CrackerJack ring.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Ok guys, enough of the Appalachia hate.
I think she looks fug as usual. She's got her mom's face. Nuff said.
I don't get these two as a couple. He seems very down to earth and normal, while she comes across as a big bucket of Appalachia foolery.
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I think Miley actually looks cute in these pics....although the dress is definitely a fashion "don't."
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I think she looks pretty.
I don't believe it's an engagement ring. If it is, it's the dullest diamond ever. It's so cloudy it looked white.
No way it's real.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 4:29pm.
Trust me, he's much more prominent in the next movie. By the time "Catching Fire" comes out, Miley will probably have a reality show and be doing upskirts for attention. Her star is already sinking and she doesn't have the talent to hoist it back up.
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Yeah, she just happens to tweet a picture of a ring on the day when he becomes a megastar. I'm SURE he proposed.
That's pretty sad famewhoring when you consider how famous she used to be. It's Kardashian-level famewhoring.
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Probably in the minority but I think she looks good here. Although, the look ages her a bit.
A few years back I went to a wedding for my step-niece to support my sister. Mistake!
We thought she had her shit together after college, but she moved to a small town in east Texas (6 hours away!). She was marrying this douche who literally did not speak to most people. There were 500 people at her reception at the VFW. The appetizers were a fucking a HUGE chunk of cheddar cheese with Ritz crackers still in the box (people were sticking their arms in the boxes). The entree was dark-meat-only fried chicken. No booze!
I was out of there first thing the next morning. The only motel in town, where we stayed, had an above-ground pool. AND a coffee shop called, "Kuntry Kitchen". They had to go with that name because there was a "Country Kitchen" up the way...
My sister called for me to come pick her and her kids up for church. I was already 3 hours away.
Pure hilarity. At least they had Ritz, they could have thrown some Saltine crackers on the table, lol.
She'll never look anything but cheap.
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There was once a wedding reception I attended that served potato salad. But the open bar more than made up for it. Something about Miley's face bothers me. It seems hard, maybe from fillers. His eyes are gravitating towards one another, not feeling it.
Billy Ray is at this moment wondering if the family still can produce enough moonshine for the reception. If not, he'll have to call on his daddy/brother to borrow his'n. Y'all be careful now.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 3:54pm.
This guy is an idiot to ask her right when his career is about to explode. They will last a year, or not even make it to the altar.
I think he might be from a family of idiots. His dumbass brother who plays Thor knocked up Elsa Pataky (who cheated on Adrien Brody with Olivier Martinez) earlier this year.
She is so strangely-shaped.
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Did she have something done to her face or did she just lose more weight? Something about her looks different.
Congrats on bagging a hot Aussie piece though Chris is the hottest one of the bros...wasn't there a blind about her fucking his brother as well? Either way they've been on and off for 3 years so meh congrats. She's looking very pageantry here...was never a looker or sexy by a long-shot but a slight improvement.
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I don't know why he gets so much hate. He's not super hot but he's good looking (the accent doesn't hurt, either). I've never seen him act so I don't know if he's horrible or what, but these two have been together for around 3-4 years I think so if they are engaged, more power to them. She's pretty young to be engaged but they seem serious. I can't hate.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 3:46pm.
Ah. Good luck Miley you little gummy chipmunk. Cletus is gonna be mad as you were promised to him at birth. Appalachian law.
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She's cute here, but still not pretty. Even with a great makeup artist and stylist, she's still got hee haw face. She's pretty if you squint.
Liam looks derpy here but was super hot in the Hunger Games. I feel like his career is taking off while hers is destined to flatline. She's only cute-ish because she's young and given her rumored partying and penchant for cosmetic enhancements, she's going to look like shit by her late 20s and then her career will go pffft.
If this is an engagement, I give it a year. Congrats in advance to Miley on the first of many marriages!
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Love your description of this lavish affair MK! You sound like a professional wedding planner, and you know your client well, hahaha Yes, it's a "get me press ring" and get excited for me on a non-news day story, but tell me more about the cake!!
"Miley looks like Peaches & Cream Barbie's backwoods cousin, Pork Rinds & Cool Whip Barbie. " I love it! She's looking good here and so is he. ;P
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His Cromagnon caveman face and her lower facial chipmunk fuckery would NOT be cute.
I don't really think Miley is ugly. She's kinda cute, and I think she is relatively harmless compared to other tricks out there now. For people saying he's a catch, I say...
Show me the receipts!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 4:21pm.
I don't think this Liam is all that, but they sure as hell better not procreate. Look at his forehead and her eyes.
That would be epic facial fuckery for the spawn!
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Ahahaha Breaky... I noticed his forehead too. The guy also has big ears and nose, but at least they're natural. I'm not exactly sure if there is anything left in her that hasn't been touched by a surgeon, dermatologist or an orthodontist.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
SANS FARDS -- didn't someone say Liam is in the movie for all of 4 minutes or so? I don't see Liam setting Hollywood on fire anytime soon. Clearly he's with this hillbilly chipmunk for one reason -- her name & money can open lots of doors for him.
Will they have a black dick three tier wedding cake?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 3:46pm.
Ah. Good luck Miley you little gummy chipmunk. Cletus is gonna be mad as you were promised to him at birth. Appalachian law.
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HAHA Well if that is true, and Appalachian Law applies, then her Daddy had her first before the weddin' and all.
I don't think this Liam is all that, but they sure as hell better not procreate. Look at his forehead and her eyes.
That would be epic facial fuckery for the spawn!
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