Friday, March 23rd 2012

Two Of These Ghouls Might Be Doing It

And I wish I was about to tell you that Barry Manilow's got Marilyn Manson's zombie cream smeared all over his lips, but no. Before Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey, made everyone ask themselves "But where's the fourth horseman?" by posing for this picture with Barry Manilow at the Echo Awards in Germany yesterday, the two got close at a charity event in Berlin. An ONTDer posted the pictures and proclaimed, "NEW COUPLE ALERT!" Marilyn and Lana Del Taco apparently left the event together and snuck into the same hotel. Marilyn sure does have a type and that type is any trick who is stoned enough to lick on his wrinkled powdered donut hole without vomming up her dignity.

Whores throw a lot of shit bombs at Lana Delrrhea, but I don't hate her and that's probably because she's like Chicken Cutlets if Chicken Cutlets sedated herself down to play Jennifer North in a public access remake of Valley of the Dolls. But the only thing creepier than Blahna Del Nay humping on Marilyn Manson (who is transforming into an extra bloated Nicolas Cage as Skrillex) in a hotel room is if Barry Manilow was in the corner finger banging his innie while humming the melody to "Please Don't Be Scared."

Posted by: Michael K


happyface's picture

A pic of Baby Jane at all 3 different ages.

My friend looooves LDR and it actually made me re-evaluate my friendship. Can I trust someone to give me good advice when they like this Chicken Cutlets/Octomom/Lilo look-alike?

MM is a whore, so it makes sense that he would do this for pay.

REDMOND's picture

Well at least Manson has lost a little weight, but he's still totally bloated and gross. He really needs to stop wearing all that makeup. Its unbecoming on a man in his 50s.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Chad Michaels could pull off a MM drag. Alice Cooper is still better than MM.

bonghits4jesus's picture

i like her but this sounds so fake.

MizRo's picture

Manson is ugly (I rarely use that word) insde and out: ANYONE that chooses to sleep with that has some deep-seated issues.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We spoke on the phone to Miss M many years ago when we were working for her publicist.

She is a MOST unpleasant homosexual.

Goldigga's picture

Interesting.... Goldigga saw Marilyn boarding a plane with Evan Rachel Wood when he was here for Soundwave earlier this month

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jsl48813's picture

Sharon Needles is hotter than LiLo too! Fuck it! Latrice Royale is hotter than LiLo!

jsl48813's picture

Sharon Needles is much hotter than MM.

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Why is Holan's pic in here? Are you messing with us Michael? Is she the fourth ghoul? LOL!

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almostfamous88's picture

Thought that was Chicken Cutlet...

@swarmoflocusts
That could be but it doesn't make her look edgy, it makes her look a bit pathetic because everyone is assuming they're dating. I agree the next big thing has been a massive failure but I don't know if I could put the blame on Interscope alone. She could have chosen to do a little rehearsing too. Her music is dull, her voice is drone, and people have caught on to her general fakery but who knows, maybe her career will turn around. Stranger things have happened. Katie Perry for one ;)

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I can't hate on Marilyn Manson. In this interview I read with Slayer, when they were touring with him, one of them said he is the only rock star that still lives the lifestyle. It does seem like he hasn't changed his look for a while but at least he learned how to apply lipstick. Also, it might seem like he has fallen off, but he outlasted Nine Inch Nails. He does still dress like a teenage weirdo but that's his audience and he knows it. He does that kind of music better than anyone else. He's made a couple of records that sucked but he was trying to change his sound. I think the only problem he has is that he said and did everything already and he didn't die or the world didn't end so he is stuck competing with his past. But he has songs I think are really great. Sometimes he is embarrassing but if I had to live that lifestyle every day for years I would be more embarrassing. I still think he's cool.

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You mean Lana's changed her name, her hair AND her face... hmmmm... who hasn't? LOL! Someone put her out there and got Marilyn to help create the story, ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Manilow humming AND finger banging, his what?????

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I remember going to a Barry Manilow concert when I was a 19 year old goth (I'm ironic that way, sue me)and that asshole made fun of my friend and I for being there! He actually said: I hear there are some young people in the audience tonight-did they get confused and think this was a Marylin Manson concert? Everyone around us was looking right at us. What a dick.

Gardening Girl's picture

She's boring.

I like her Payless (BOGO!) flats.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

They are not dating, fucking, or whatever. This is simply MM doing a favor/favor for Interscope's CEO, Jimmy Iovine(also seen on AI these days), to "re-edge" LDR. Interscope put in bucks instead of polish to cross-market that chick and they need to reboot her immediately. Contracts were signed before the implosion and she needs to start generating interest any way she can.

Also, MM has had a bit of a lift/lipo/'tox to the facial area to youth-anize his presentation....sad fucking cokehead.

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Not pretty.

youdontsay's picture

Has anyone noticed the Lindsay Lohan photo there?

Whatever's picture

MM is still dressing like an angry goth teen. YAWN!

DianaDeath's picture

Why the fuck does Marilyn Manson even bother trying to have a career, anymore? Go back to school, Brian, or learn a trade!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Brian Warner is a sad man carrying the teen-goth-angst look well into middle age. Pathetic.

I would rather go hear Barely Manenough warble Copacabana in concert.

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vapidlush's picture

The definition of juxtaposition.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:43pm.

Can someone explain to me the hype surrounding this Lana del Rey chick, both positive and negative?
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Seems like I might be in the minority here, but I actually like a lot of the songs on her album. Her voice might be something of an acquired taste, though, but it is deep and sometimes sultry, which is a nice change from all the fucking screaming cats trying to out-yell each other on the charts today. I really don't care if your career was bought for you by your rich dad, if I like your songs, I like them, and that's that. Her SNL performance really wasn't THAT tragic, people just always need someone to shit on, and Lana's an easy target because she's rich and pretty. I didn't catch her on Idol, though.

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Cara's picture

Manson is smart, I like him. He just needs a good fitness trainer and maybe should consider updating his look a bit. The bloated old dude with makeup doesn't translate, just ask Robert Smith.

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"Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:20pm.

OMG That performance last night was BETTER then the infamous SNL appearance?? Dear lawd how bad was the SNL performance??? Because last night was horrifyingly bad. It sounded like she accidentally got her foot caught in the vacuum cleaner."

I was going to say something else, but dang, this was too funny. :)

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by M.E: "Also just had my interview with Workers Comp investigator. Glad he see's this claim as a HUGE fucking Joke too."

GOOD!!!!!!!!

MrsPotatoHead's picture

p.s. Lana's voice = auto-tuned queefs.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:24pm.
LOL
You had me at :P
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lol! :)

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Swear to Jebus that before I started reading the text under the picture I thought that was CHICKEN CUTLETS. For real, I read Lana Del Rey and said NOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT'S CUTLETS FINALLY HITTING THE BIG TIME! Not sure how rubbing juices with Marilyn Manson = "the big time" but there you go.

britmachine's picture

LAAAH!-NA? LAWNA? LAYNA? anyone?

britmachine's picture

ever notice how MM is always the highest stacked pile of crap in the room?

britmachine's picture

unfortunately I think they're hanging out because an extra icky remix of Video Games is in the works...

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:14pm.
Our Galaxy – the Milky Way is spinning at a rate of 225 kilometers per second. In addition, the galaxy is travelling through space at the rate of 305 kilometers per second. This means that we are traveling at a total speed of 530 kilometers (330 miles) per second. That means that in one minute you are about 19 thousand kilometers away from where you were. Scientists do not all agree on the speed with which the Milky Way is travelling – estimates range from 130 – 1,000 km/s. It should be said that Einstein’s theory of relativity, the velocity of any object through space is not meaningful. :) :P

LOL
You had me at :P

britmachine's picture

an extra bloated Nicolas Cage as Skrillex = YES!!!!!

LaChaylo's picture

Lana = Mena Suvari + Phoebe Price

Gardening Girl's picture

ME - Ewwwwwwwww

Yay!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:09pm.
@ Whamo

Hahaha! Quick, redeem yourself!!!
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Our Galaxy – the Milky Way is spinning at a rate of 225 kilometers per second. In addition, the galaxy is travelling through space at the rate of 305 kilometers per second. This means that we are traveling at a total speed of 530 kilometers (330 miles) per second. That means that in one minute you are about 19 thousand kilometers away from where you were. Scientists do not all agree on the speed with which the Milky Way is travelling – estimates range from 130 – 1,000 km/s. It should be said that Einstein’s theory of relativity, the velocity of any object through space is not meaningful.

:) :P

LisaRose's picture

What bugs me about Marilyn Manson is he sings about 'the beautiful people' and he looks as he does yet he's always seen dating the beautiful people!! What's wrong with ugly people??!!

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Who do women love MM?

Because he has the best blow in all of Hollywood.

Lick his arm and you'd never pass a drug test again!

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skabazzle's picture

Keep hearing about this girl but I have no idea what she sings. And I can't with her wearing flats with that long gown on the red carpet.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

snowpiece's picture

LOL guest she needs to be drunker than that to relate to me! LOL

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@ Whamo

Hahaha! Quick, redeem yourself!!!

JennyBoom's picture

A few things:

This definitely needs a "Your Face Scares Me" tag.

Trent Reznor's "Star Fucker" is about MM. Take with that what you will. I liked him w/ Rose McGowan (sigh.. Before she started messing w/ her face).

Lana Del Mar Taco reminds me of the girls I went to college with in L.I., only this bitch uses waaaay too much fillers.

Midway through her 45th surgery:

http://www.baeblemusic.com/clickbait/Lana-Del-Ray-Signs-To-Interscope.ht...

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LisaRose's picture

I can so see this pairing. I saw Lana on "Idol" last night and I wasn't watching the show (my mom watches it) but when I saw her I just had to stop and look. I did the same when she was on SNL. She has such a David Lynch-ness to her that I am mesmerized. She can't sing worth a lick so for her to be on Idol was rather funny. She's proof talent means nothing in showbiz.

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Saw a snippet of the Goop skype on Today. No makeup makes her soooo relatable to us commoners!!!

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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

snowpiece's picture

Hillary Duff had her baby and namesd it Luca Cruz

Gabriel Aubry was cleared of all charges

Goop Skyped Rachel Ray drunk in her pj
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2119342/Gwyneth-Paltrow-sky...

sorry , I'm bored with Lana del Taco

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QueenieBK's picture

OMG I love the posturing - it screams "I AM A SERIOUS CHANTEUSE/ARTISTE!"

They should bottle this shit and sell it as a sleep aid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zrvD-o8cII

She looks like she's got a kind of Chicken Cutlets situation going on facially.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:00pm.
I always laugh at people who talk about how "intelligent" they find Marilyn Manson. Yeah, to an idiot he's intelligent.
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Hahahahahaha....hey..wait a minute! :)

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