Tori Spelling Might Be A Duggar
When this picture hit my screen, I thought it was a gigantic butt. The same goes for the picture on the left. The breed machine formerly known as Tori the Hutt announced on her website (via UsWeekly) today that right after she birthed out her 5-month-old daughter Hattie McWhateverthatchildssecondnameis, another fetus checked into her vacant womb. Tori just couldn't let her Donna Martin breathe for a second before letting Dean stick it in again. Tori said this about the fourth cast member of her reality shit show empire:
Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us.Love,
Tori
xoxo
Tori Spelling's pussy stay looking like Donna Martin's drunk face. It's traumatized and not sure whether or not it wants to pass out or barf. Tori is obviously not thinking of her coochie, because it's bad enough that the poor thing has to look into the sleazy eye of Dean's dick all the time. Tori and Dean are also not thinking of us, because another baby means that there's another mouth to breastfeed, which means that Dean will obviously "accidentally" Tweet another picture of her (NSFW) naked post-feeding time tit.
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As long as we don't have to see them on the regular or support them, I don't care.
Wow, four kids is a lot! But they both seem like good, hands on parents so congrats to them. Never had kids myself, thank god I am too old to have them now. I still get the occasional clucky pang but I get over it. I put in YEARS of babysitting my cousins (loved it), then I was a nanny/child carer for many years, so I guess I got 'having kids' out of my system.
I like Tori and wish her the best. I just hope her douchy husband doesn't stray and leave her with the brady bunch to raise on her own.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
Oh, I guess I am not evolved.
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Seriously. Is it ok that I still want kids and still hope for them? I'm up there so it may not happen naturally but even so.
I thought it was her GIGANTIC butt too! hehehe So what is it?
Can you imagine those two in bed?... nevermind... "Tori the Hutt" ;]
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What am I looking at? I'd like to know because it was the last thing I saw before I went blind.
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gross...yeah, I said it and I don't give a shit who's a mom on here, bitch barely let her body recover
She said in an early episode of her reality show that she wanted a lot of kids. I don't see anything wrong with her having kids so close in age. She is married and has the resources to take care of them so good for her.
Mel-Tang: Who knows? Not sure about that, but don't underestimate Candy Spelling. I would be WAY more afraid of Candy than Tori. You can't teach Candy's skills.
Tori seems like a great mom. Hard to resist a bunch of cute kids who adore you.
Well, it's interesting that after all the crap she and her Mom spewed at each other just a few short yrs ago, they now act like best friends. Tori and Dean both know that each new grandbaby is another trust fund. Grandparents can't resist, and they know this. They are playing Candi like a fiddle. I bet they stay up nights calculating how much they are going to get.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:43pm.
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Yes. I agree on all points.
*hope mini IF is feeling better*
Pregnant Again = Marriage Problems
just ask Heidi Klum
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knocked up again already?? damn, that bitch must've gotten a blood transfusion from a bunny rabbit during one of her plastic surgeries. she's spittin' 'em out like watermelon seeds...
and no, I have no hate for her womb - just amazed that she barely gives her crazy ass time to breathe between them.
These posts seem to bring out a certain animosity toward parents and /or children.
Like any animal on the planet, we are programmed to have off-spring. Now that we are more evolved, we don't have 12, 14 or 18 and often die in the process. But having a few kids isn't a crime and it's no-one's business but theirs (Tori and Dean) since they pay for everything and depend on no-one. I couldn't care less if a person has no kids but some people without kids seem to get really snarky about those who have more than one of two.
Yes, we have over-population but having the right to do as we wish with our bodies doesn't atomatically mean birth control or abortions. People have the right to have kids, no matter what anyone thinks.
Dean is a beady eyed monster but I like Tori and think whoever said that her mother never liked her (and she didn't) so Tori is builing a family of her own to love, is spot on. Mama Spelling wanted a barbie doll and got Tori and resented her like hell. Pity it's with Dean though - ugh!
Edit due to taking some pain medication thus writing and spelling like a Kardashian.
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I'm not sure why all the hate for her. She has money, so who really gives a crap how many kids she births out? It's not like she fails as a mother. She's hands on - when it comes to the world of celebrity. She's not living off the government. She's successful, appears to have a good marriage, is happy... so why all the snark about reproducing? Good for her. I give her kudos for wanting to go through pregnancy more than twice. That in itself would be enough for a woman to stop procreating! Despite hard times and a lousy economy(which they will never feel), some people just want a big family. So be it.
Dear Tori,
Popping out all the kids you can won't keep him from cheating you the way he cheated on his last wife. With you.
Love,
Everyone
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Hammer smashed face shouldn't be making any spawn.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Yeah, because getting pregnant is 'God's Will', not the product of two people too stupid to figure out birth control.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
Oh, I guess I am not evolved.
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that makes two of us.
looks like a butt, definitely. so many people cannot be mistaken :P 4 kids...that's a LOT. i was just wondering what the duggars consider a lot. probably 30 or more.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
How many is this now? I've lost track.
so fukking gross. people don'tneed to breed.
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It blows my mind how easily people get pregnant...
But good for them, I agree she seems like a good mom.
Babymaking has been her gift and her mom's seems to shower her kids with
trust funds so the more the merrier per Tori. Heck, if I give my mother a gaggle of grandchildren, she is more APT to leave me her fortune when she "leaves". If I were Tori, I'd plan on two more to secure me a mansion with all the fixings.
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I hate to be this mean but these two fugly folks should quit breeding and start using birth control.
I like it when people with lots of kids act like the human race would die off if they didn't breed, like they are doing mankind a favor. There is zero danger of that happening, okay? Fuck the economy, overpopulation is why there are no jobs, lol. (kidding. sort of.)
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:56pm.
It always bothers me when children of previous marriages get ignored. :(
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I agree, but maybe it is something with the divorce...can't speak about the child publicly? I would hope it was something like that or otherwise it is a solid slap to the face of his other child. And that is a damn shame, it makes me sad to think about it. Thanks LisaRose for making me sad, dammit!
and lol at Dr. Ruth. *gags*
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Oh, I guess I am not evolved.
Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:56pm.
Dean has a son from his previous marriage. Should he not be included somehow? It always bothers me when children of previous marriages get ignored. :(
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I forgot that. Why doesn't everyone jump on Tori & Dean for being homewrecking sluts like LeAnn and Eddie?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Dean has a son from his previous marriage. Should he not be included somehow? It always bothers me when children of previous marriages get ignored. :(
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I was thinking about that. I wonder if that kid even interacts with his younger half-siblings. Sad.
~eyes rolling~
In this day of post-modern feminism, is the only value women are putting on themselves is when they have children??? What fuckin' year is this again????
Toni is famous for what again? Having a really rich daddy?
Having a media whore husband? Putting together fake businesses so they can film a reality show?
You know, having a baby used to be special for these Hollywood whores. Now everyone is having their very own little brat. So it is not special anymore.
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Dean has a son from his previous marriage. Should he not be included somehow? It always bothers me when children of previous marriages get ignored. :(
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:42pm.
The more people continue to breed like cats and dogs and chew away at the resources and atmosphere, the closer we are to another natural disaster. As overpopulation and global warming get worse, the planet will find a way to cleanse itself. Too bad humans are not evolved enough to figure this out.
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I never had any kids because of this reason. However, I realize that "carrying on the species" is in our DNA - having a family is something many would not be willing to give up.
The reality is that people are living longer too. I live in a community that primarily retired seniors. I'm constantly amazed by how many of them are well into their 80's and 90's and still fairly active.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:49pm.
{Ding dang. Watch some damn t.v. dean! Fake a headache. pretend you are asleep. wtfe...just stop breeding.}
LMAO! I get the distinct feeling that Tori is in complete control of Dean's penis. Zombie penis!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:45pm.
{Oh ya I forgot about those, they look like cantaloupes jammed in a pair of tube socks.}
Anything to distract from the face!
Ding dang. Watch some damn t.v. dean! Fake a headache. pretend you are asleep. wtfe...just stop breeding.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:06pm.
She really is unfortunate looking...too bad her tits are worse.
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Oh ya I forgot about those, they look like cantaloupes jammed in a pair of tube socks.
Ugh, knocked up again? What does this make? 4 under 5? That's not good for your body...then again what does she care? Her boobs are so messed up they can't get any worse.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I really wonder if the Spelling empire wasn't as large as it was whether or not Dean would have married her. I can't imagine waking up every morning and from a foot away having to looking at her Liberty Bell jaw and a beaver that probably looks like it died a week ago and it's tongue is still hanging out.
The more people continue to breed like cats and dogs and chew away at the resources and atmosphere, the closer we are to another natural disaster. As overpopulation and global warming get worse, the planet will find a way to cleanse itself. Too bad humans are not evolved enough to figure this out.
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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:29pm.
Yeah, as long as they love and care for their kids on their own nickel, why is it a big deal if they have a big family?
Dean is a creepy, beady eyed mofo.
Maybe producing grandkids is just Tori's way of reminding her mom that she's still around (and in need of that inheritance).
Yes, Tori you get laid regularly. Stop proving it already, sheesh.
Like her, he's creepy, and yep, I thought it was a butt, too. LOL @ Stoney's caveman.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:28pm.
"Rrrrrrr! Caveman horny!!! Caveman make baby friend with wonky-titted female! Rrrrr!"
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:28pm.
{"Rrrrrrr! Caveman horny!!! Caveman make baby friend with wonky-titted female! Rrrrr!"}
Ha-ha, Stoney! ♥
So easy, even a caveman can do it.
Crap. I forgot about her scary tits. Thanks for the reminder. ;p
Do you think she realizes how this keeps happening?
He looks kinda like Willy Ames in picture above.
Fucking HATTIE? What is this? 1950s Atlanta?
Someone should tell her that this isn't going to keep Dean-o from playing Hide the Salami with other women. Hope to tell ya.
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Dean is trying to out-Federline K-Fed. He needs to knock up some random hoes, too, just to keeps it realz. He probably also has Blue Steel O face.
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Don't care for her beady-eyed gold-digga husband but Tori is alright. She is a good Mom and happens to be very fertile.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:06pm.
I like Tori so no snark here. I caught a few minutes of her reality show and it was kinda good. *shrugs*
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I agree, and she seems like a decent mom too.
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Thirded. He skeeves me but I like her. God Bless. I'm not one to tell someone how many kids they should have, no matter who they are. As long as you can take care of them without welfare, which they obviously can.