Scammer Trying To Scam A Scammer

March 23, 2012 / Posted by:

The dude who claims that Lindsay Lohan almost de-kneed him with her Porsche wants her to fart out at least $100,000 into his hands or else he’s going to sell a video of her shifty crackie ways. The Iraq War veteran turned hookah lounge manager Thaer Kamal says he has surveillance video of LiLo smashing into him with her car and then trying to cover that shit up by switching seats with her passenger. Thaer has refused to talk to the police about this mess, because he’s looking to get paid. This dumb ass, amateur scammer bitch obviously doesn’t go here, because waiting to get paid by a Lohan is like waiting for a coked-up peen to cum. It’s not going to happen anytime soon.

TMZ says that Thaer has hired high-powered lawyer Mark Geragos to work out a settlement deal with LiLo. At first, Thaer threatened to fuck with LiLo’s probation by taking this so-called tape to the police, but then he changed his mind and threatened to sell it to the media instead. LiLo waved Thaer’s threats away the same way she waves away dignity, because her lawyer was contacted by an insurance company investigator who claims that Mr. Hookah is a seasoned scammer and they’re currently investigating him for 8 cases of fraud. The investigator says that Thaer Kama’s real name is Amr Somethingoranother and he’s using an alias to cover up his swindler tracks.

Instead of hiring a lawyer, Thaer should’ve hired a bitch to smack some sense into the scheming section of his brain. Like LiLo even has $100k! Bitch OWES the IRS $100k! LiLo’s checking account is an abandoned, dilapidated warehouse filled with nothing but insufficient funds slips. Thaer is just embarrassing himself now and he has no idea who he’s fucking with. I bet that White Oprah is going to e-mail Thaer and tell him to call her personally so they can talk AT LENGTH about settling. White Oprah will tell Thaer that when he calls an operator is going to ask for his checking/routing information, but that’s just so she knows where to send the money. The number is 1 (888) 695-4543. And that dumb bitch is totally going to fall for it.

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