Open Post: Hosted By The Only Beyonce Any Of Us Should Care About
In honor of National Puppy Day (I know, EVERY DAY should be National Puppy Day), I give you this story that might microwave your cold slug heart until it actually feels warm emotions. Beyonce the puppy started farting at the Grim Reaper even before she came into this world two weeks ago. Beyonce's first dance with death came when her mom, a stray, was almost euthanized. The second dance with death came when they almost aborted her and her brothers and sisters. (Look into the future: Tim Tebow and Beyonce co-starring in a pro-life PSA.) The third dance with death happened after Beyonce was born weighing in at only four ounces. The animal rescue center didn't call her Beyonce because she weighs as much as the feather light pillow the other Beyonce strapped to her belly during pregnancy. They named her Beyonce because she's a survivor.
They should've named her Jeff Probst instead, because he's the host of Survivor and just like this puppy, you really want to cuddle with him, take him for a walk and pick up his poop with a plastic bag glove. Naming her Beyonce was kind of a mistake. Not only will Beyonce's lawyers try to sue the dingles off of her for copyright infringement, but Mama Tina's lace front is looking at puppy Beyonce like she's its next meal. But since Beyonce has cheated death several times, Mama Tina's lace front is no match for her.
And to keep the National Puppy Day celebrations going, here's a few pictures I threw together in ten seconds of celebwhores with their dog and puppy friends. If you don't know who some of these celebrities are, who cares! It's about the PUPPIES, not them. PUPPIES: Now and Forever.
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WinterOwl22:
It's been nice, but I am ready to go now. Getting stalked when I leave my hotel and seeing old men with young Thai boys and girls is making me upset. The images are just RAWNG!
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Holy hell. How does one get their shit back in a break up? What is wrong with some people not giving others' shit back? Sorry had to vent. Can't FB it. Like wtf?
thank God for my shep.
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I have never loved life so much.
puppes!
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I have never loved life so much.
Oh, and Dr. Ruth thanks for reminding me to wear a "contraceptive" when I was 15.
Dr. Ruth, when I visited my sister back east a few years ago we went to the Newseum in Washington and right there in the basement level was the Unabombers shack. That shit was sad. No plumbing, no insulation.. no wonder that man was a crazy criminal huh?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 2:02am.
I want a dog, but I travel too much for a pet.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5l18EPv91c
pet shop boys - I want a dog
How's the food been so far? Have you tried anything interesting?
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WinterOwl22:
I am in Bangkok, where it is raining cats and bitches after scorchin' heat the past few days. Australia is right around the corner!!!!
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Hey Breakdown! Where in the worl are you at the moment?
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((ESE))!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known Nightowl!
I want a dog, but I travel too much for a pet.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 1:50am.
*waves to anyone still around*
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*peeks back into thread*... *runs hastily to the owl*... *hugs the feathers off of wowl*...
what?... still workin' on that pillow!.. heeheehee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ognBcHjlcJo
o.k.... really gotta go!
see ya, all... for now!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Oh Wowlie! Can't keep my eyes open but have to say HI to your pretty self!! ☺ if I stay up any longer I'll not sleep at all LOL! Ok off for good...
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*waves to anyone still around*
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Lut, try the Grateful Dead song ESE posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE
It's great!
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you too! anm I finally off alt patrol? shit I am first string baby!
Hi Lutrelle, just getting ready to head off, playin' some tunes. Happy Friday/Saturday to ya! ;P
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what's good?
Good, will do ESE. Night and lots to play... thanks ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 1:13am.
Hi ESE, good tonight? ;)
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*smooch*... good every night, dahl!... some better than others, but tonight... yeah, i'm good!
you be good too, ya hear!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
and, i'm spent!... you all are on your own!..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE
*smooch*
*slides out of thread, while tucking stolen bottle of voddy into pjs*... you all didn't see that, o.k.?
see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hi ESE, good tonight? ;)
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slowing down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Oh dave, that sounds awful, you were lucky! Makes you wonder sometimes. You have to be careful if you encounter someone who is having one of those days, you know? They could take your tone to mean something different and you could get in trouble for nothing! Don't know what I'd have done... smh
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who can go a night without a lil blues covery?... not me, i tell ya!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0amzV-DnoU
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
this is just because it's fuckin' cool!..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of76ALPr1Qw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
a lil bit of that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhUou9pKgR4
because i'm patriotic!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
and some of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*slides into thread wearing footie pjs*... what?... they fit comfy, and have the ability to sslliiddee!... don't judge me!
oh, yeah... lets do this for a minute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90E61QrYT2I
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by jsl48813 on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:29am.
{Dr. Ruth.. you left out the part that Trayvon was wearing a hoodie, and just happened to be black.}
I thought the Unabomber (who was 'white') owned the whole evil 'hoodie' thing? Who knew 'hoodies' could be racially diverse and equally scary? ;p
Dr. Ruth.. you left out the part that Trayvon was wearing a hoodie, and just happened to be black.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:13am.
My heart kinda skipped a beat too when dlisted went down. I always start thinking the worst possible situations and then it comes back online right before I freak out. lol :D
Ugh I took a nap after work and now I can't sleep.
The D was down for a few minutes and I got scared.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Dog & Butterfly Lyrics:
There I was with the old man
Stranded again so off I'd ran
A young world crashing around me
No possibilities of getting what I need
He looked at me and smiled
Said "No, no, no, no, no child.
See the dog and butterfly. Up in the
Air he like to fly." Dog and butterfly
Below she had to try. She roll back down
To the warm soft ground laughing
She don't know why, she don't know why
Dog and butterfly
Well I stumbled upon your secret place
Safe in the trees you had tears on your face
Wrestling with your desires frozen strangers
Stealing your fires. The message hit my mind
Only words that I could find
See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft ground
Laughing to the sky, up to the sky
Dog and butterfly
We're getting older the world's getting colder
For the life of me I don't know the reason why
Maybe it's livin' making us give in
Hearts rolling in taken back on the tide
We're balanced together ocean upon the sky
Another night in this strange town
Moonlight holding me light as down
Voice of confusion inside of me
No begging to go back where I'm free
Feels like I'm through
Then the old man's words are true
See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly, below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft
Ground with a little tear in her eye
She had to try, she had to try
Dog and butterfly
Bitches were DEEP.
The song "Dog and Butterfly" makes me smile ear to ear. So sweet.
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:03am.
{Happy fucking Friday night!}
Happy fucking Friday back, M.E.!
I hope all is well with you and yours on this fine evening. I'm reminiscing with old rock-n-roll! The pink-slime shit that is passed off as 'music' nowadays is enough to make me go ape-shit.
Moar Heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmMNYPiXAM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NB0GiPvh0&feature=related
Whoot Whoot!
Happy fucking Friday night!
I'm having a heart attack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2eYG_7UM3U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehv65xC7pTU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQDf4GQyXwc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRLyfZDi-bI&feature=related
Whoot!
;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:54pm.
{Hi Doc, full day, finally got home, having some wine... but having a great Fri., hope you are too! ;)
Love the pups, boy do they steal the show from this bunch! Ha}
I'm just chilling with my spazzy cat. Hubby is playing his guitar in the other room. Nice peaceful night. Can't complain. Glad you are having a good evening too.
TIP THE BOX! ;D
Hi Doc, full day, finally got home, having some wine... but having a great Fri., hope you are too! ;)
Love the pups, boy do they steal the show from this bunch! Ha
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Ese, great song! Love Peter Gabriel.
Have a nice weekend. :)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:43pm.
Aren't those puppies too cute? Owners? NOT SO MUCH! LMAO! I could totally drown in a pile of puppeh kisses. How you doin', sweet cheeks? Any fun plans for the weekenderoo?
gotta slide out for a bit, folks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INR6AB6bXeQ&feature=related
be good, be civil!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:37pm.
do you have a song that soothes your soul when you are down?
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too long of a list, but off the top of my head... i would go with...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRDDT9OkOqw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
EVERY SINGLE ONE of these puppehs looks better than the owner, with the exception of Kingston and Phoebe HAHAHAHAHA! ;)
*you're winning me over with this cuteness MK!*
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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:34pm.
{Puppies?
or some kind of tonic such as
night music?}
That music gives me goose pimples (in a good way).
Here's some heart [alone]:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq840_heart-alone_music
Ann Wilson's power house voice is so sexy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:31pm.
{but you can't say i didn't warn ya, right?!}
Agreed. I have nobody to blame but my damned self for clickin'. lol :D
ESE, do you have a song that soothes your soul when you are down? I have so many favorite songs, so, it's really hard to pin down just 'one' song I could say uplifts me. I guess I should be thankful for that though, because if I was stuck with only a few songs that would suck after a while.
This song makes me go "The Shining" cray cray way more than the worst rap song on earth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnupL42gmF4