Thursday, March 22nd 2012

Open Post: Hosted By The Gorgeously Fresh Courtney Love

We're only two days into spring and the flowers are already starting to bloom. One of those flowers, Courtney Love, spread her pollen all over a Ferragamo party in NYC last night. I don't know if Courtney Love went to the party right after she shot a cameo on Law & Order: SVU as a drunk Staten Islander hooker whose waterlogged body gets pulled out of the river. Or if she came to the party right after her drunk and waterlogged body got pulled out of the river. Either way, I bet that when she coughed up cigarette smoke, wet leaves came out too. This is why I always stay away from the water whenever I'm drunk and turning tricks on Staten Island.

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AfroBanger's picture

Calling her a hot ass mess would only be a compliment; bitch looks busted as hell! What happened Courtney? What happened??
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Capitanne's picture

I hope this skank lives to be at least 70 so she can't be classified as anything but old - no comparisons to talented, tortured artists who left too soon. MJ she ain't, Nippy she ain't, Winehouse she ain't, Heath Ledger she ain't.

It's amazing how much she hates herself. Wonder why?

Ophelias evil twin's picture

this bitch was way ahead of Nippy in my ghoul pool, so why is she still lingering?

TelevisedRevolution's picture

csg, i'm up if you're still here....

(pulls hairs from adam's apple with fingernails while drinking box wine)

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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!

I'm not in anyway religious but I believe that this psycho bitch is as close to a living devil/satan as you can get. She is pure evil. I also believe that when you are that rotten, no matter how much plastic surgery you have, you will remain ugly. She can't fix the innate ugly, it seeps through to the surface, even though she has tried to make herself 'pretty' through surgery.

MickeyHolland's picture

Didn't Love recently deny using drugs? She had better stayed indoors then, because anyone can tell at first glimpse that she's high as a kite, even those who were born without drugdar.

Hi to all still lurking out there.

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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:41am.

for you sluts who care:

Send an EMPTY bag of Skittles to Police Chief Bill Lee at Sanford Police Station 815 West 13th Street Santford, FL 32771 and the State Attorney Office at 101 Bush Boulevard P.O. Box 8006 Sanford, Florida 32772-8006

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I really like this idea.

Sadly, though, I don't think it would be effective on the local law enforcement in Florida. If the sight of that poor young boy dead wasn't enough to get them to charge the shooter, they would probably blow off any letters/symbolic gestures.

idiots drive me loco's picture

thanks Spaz. I don't kow how to make them, so feel to cut and paste like I did

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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK

idiots drive me loco's picture

hey CSG...I feel your pain. I agree...a second bottle of wine will only make tomorrow that much worse

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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK

Spaz de la Whoreta's picture

idiots drive, I like your stars.

idiots drive me loco's picture

anyone still around

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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:26am.

I wish liquor stores would deliver, too.

In a pinch, I've hung out on my front porch and waited for the neighbor's kid (he's 22) to show up at his Dad's house and given him $5 to make the run. The Dad would probably do it for me, but he's got about 5 years in sober and I just can't ask him.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:26am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:04pm.

I just noticed my 5 year dlisted anniversary was last week and not one of you bitches made me a cake!

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*kicks Snowy in the cooter-bone.*
What? Isn't that the way important events are celebrated on the d?

OK, so I just broke up with the asshole I thought was going to be my next ex-husband and I'm all outta wine. I've already had one bottle (not nearly enough) and I can't drive to get more, any suggestions beyond moving to within walking distance of a liquor store? (Don't think I haven't thought of that one already hookers). Why don't liquor stores deliver? HS, if anyone needs an alcohol delivery service during times of strife, it's those of us who have had our hearts broken, and dlisters in general.

Ah fuck it, guess I'll just go to bed. But I'm calling in sick tomorrow, screw this.

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CSG! It sounds like a cab to the bar is your only option, but I think your choice was the better one. In my experience it's never a good idea to open the second bottle of wine, so tomorrow you'll probably be glad you didn't have one. *hugs*

Anybody around? I am awake. I really need to sleep and cannot.

Thamar's picture

catholic school girl nice kick to snowy cooter bone haha! Why break up? Use him!

WithButterflies's picture

Why won't this bitch die already?

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LMA618's picture

So Tyra Sanchez is in a music video, and holy shit its amazing and insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9U_EqgBWnmc#!

TelevisedRevolution's picture

for you sluts who care:

Send an EMPTY bag of Skittles to Police Chief Bill Lee at Sanford Police Station 815 West 13th Street Santford, FL 32771 and the State Attorney Office at 101 Bush Boulevard P.O. Box 8006 Sanford, Florida 32772-8006

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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:04pm.

I just noticed my 5 year dlisted anniversary was last week and not one of you bitches made me a cake!

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*kicks Snowy in the cooter-bone.*
What? Isn't that the way important events are celebrated on the d?

OK, so I just broke up with the asshole I thought was going to be my next ex-husband and I'm all outta wine. I've already had one bottle (not nearly enough) and I can't drive to get more, any suggestions beyond moving to within walking distance of a liquor store? (Don't think I haven't thought of that one already hookers). Why don't liquor stores deliver? HS, if anyone needs an alcohol delivery service during times of strife, it's those of us who have had our hearts broken, and dlisters in general.

Ah fuck it, guess I'll just go to bed. But I'm calling in sick tomorrow, screw this.

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Hey Hellraiser, I just wanted to say thanks for the info. I have a lot to learn about these injectibles and it won't be a decision I take lightly. I'm already showing signs of antibiotic resistance so the idea of a suppressed immune system doesn't sound fun. I wish you the best and once again, thanks.

kittymuffin's picture

god i feel like she looks on bed rest for a week ..where is ese with a video

emjensen1026's picture

Holy Crap that's what my nana looked like right before she died from emphysema. In her 70's.

WithinReason...'s picture

I just realized that Court is LiHo's future! I wonder if they've met? hmmm... being up close could jolt Holan into sorting herself out! haha

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Look at this old ho working the stroll. Chewed off fingernails, generic cigarette, looking like death warmed over. Strokes her roast beef curtains on the skin of a cheetah. nasty

TelevisedRevolution's picture

the idea of the fur of magnificent animals being worn by hobags with no dignity like CLove here is just what all's wong with the world in my insane opinion, even if the fur is fake.

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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!

Dog's picture

Why do I keep getting emails telling me how to enlarge my penis? What am I, Chaz Bono?

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Hekki's picture

Dr. Ruth: my dad is a big alkie. He smokes, too. At the age of 68 he has 96% heart function, his liver is healthy (!!!), but his pancreas got fucked up.

And he's been in the ICU for two months because the surgery to fix it nearly killed him. But that's beside the point.

It's just weird that of all things, his pancreas took the beating.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:20pm.

Evil See, hubby is doing good. :) Once I knew he was sick I loaded him up with zinc and vitamin C. So far, my immune system is being a champ.

Yikes. The "SWINE FLU"? What was that like? Did your bones ache?

I've had a flu that made me barely able to walk to get water or take a piss for five days. Scariest flu I ever had.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:13pm.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

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HIYA DOGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am out for the night. Have a good one guys!

If anyone sees Irish Fury tell her I am still sending good thoughts her way!

Night all!

Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:10pm.

Howdy, Evil. I beat the flu by ThisMuch. Hubby got sick and I didn't. Nanananananananana

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Howdy Dr!

The flu sucks. I had the Swine a few years back and NEVER want to be close to that miserable again. I was "Knockin' on Heaven's door" at one point!

I feel bad for your hubby! Here's hopin you stay flu-free! : )

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:11pm.
Cuppy you okay?

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Yeah, thanks for asking Christine. I just had a super long day, with a meeting that lasted from 9am until 4:30pm with a 30 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK! I have never been sooooooo bored in my entire life! The drive to and from the meeting was equally as horrible (4 hrs round trip).

I figure if The Situation can claim exhaustion, I sure as heck can!

How have you been?

Dog's picture

EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

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Dog's picture

Why did she have all that plastic surgery, which looked really good, only to keep drinking and smoking? I know her doctor would have told her those are huge no-nos. She's back to looking as droopy, saggy and deathly as she did before the surgery.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:10pm.

Howdy, Evil. I beat the flu by ThisMuch. Hubby got sick and I didn't. Nanananananananana

christine the hoff's picture

Cuppy you okay?

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I have never loved life so much.

*collapses onto bed*

THANK GOD I'M HOME!

I am exhausted! *calls for bed at rehab center*

Just had to share that.

Hope everyone is doing well today.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:07pm.

Baby Bun, this turkey is done smoked.

babybunny's picture

she is on some Debbie Downer shit...eyes at half mast, she looks ready to kick the old bucket...couldn't happen to a nicer weirder crazier person.

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:23pm.
Aww right back at ya, baby!

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I have never loved life so much.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:07pm.

Yeah, but do you still love and worship me"?

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That's an understatement, if anything.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:41pm.

{And weed! Really, weed with everything, including Toasted Coconut Thins with vanilla ice cream.}

Bjork You, I immediately thought 'thin mint' when I read your post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfcF1I5e_g

I sincerely apologize and now I'm curious about coconut thins.

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:07pm.

Yeah, but do you still love and worship me"?

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I have never loved life so much.

Gardening Girl's picture

Seriously, I want Bjork You as my doctor.

mike's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:52pm.
Hey, I've been here five years two weeks..

"Looks around nervously"

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I noticed a bunch of us have. That must have been when dlisted changed to the current format (over from Blogspot I think it was called).

Time flies when you're in a rut. :)

christine the hoff's picture

Hey, I've been here five years two weeks..

"Looks around nervously"

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I have never loved life so much.

Hellraiser's picture

Humira can cause non-Hodgkins lymphoma. It caused mine anyway after just 9 months of injecting it.

TNF-blocker arthritis treatments are very effective in reducing arthritis inflammation but prevent your cancer-fighting cells from working. So please read the fine print and I would advise only taking Humira, Remicade or Enbrel (all TNF-blockers) if the old-school remedies aren't working and there are absolutely NO other options.

By the way, these injections are not easy just because diabetics, etc do it all the time as someone implied. Everyone's pain tolerance is different and Humira stings like a bitch. Any injectable will also cause scar tissue to form after long-term use. I injected in my front upper thigh as I could not bear to inject into my abdomen - too many organs to accidentally puncture. That's my two cents. End rant.
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Bjork You's picture

Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
For those of you who frequent Trader Joe's, the new(ish) Toasted Coconut Cookie Thins are phenomenal (assuming you like coconut). They're rich, but not heavy (if that makes sense). They'd be good with some high-quality vanilla ice cream.

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And weed! Really, weed with everything, including Toasted Coconut Thins with vanilla ice cream.