Jonathan Cheban Is Pretty Hilarious
The Kuntrashians really know how to stretch themselves over Ray J's "always turning right" dick for some attention and they also know how to stretch out a non-story for maximum exposure. It was over a week ago when your favorite Christmas meal Jon Hamm used Kim Kardoucheian as an example for how the world throws their attention and money at talentless shit boxes. Kim queefed out a response, Jon responded to her response and now the ring that hangs off of Kim's ass lip is responding. Jonathan Cheban is the MAD Cat to Kim's Doctor Claw, so of course he's going to defend the trick that gives him treats in the form of his own reality shit show, but he really outdid himself with this shit. UsWeekly asked Jonathan about the Hamm thing and this is the delusion-wrapped rhinestone that jumped off of his tongue:
"I think Jon Hamm needs to just shut up and stop being such a mad man! He needs to mind his own business, because Kim works hard. They do different things --it's a whole different world. Put Jon Hamm in a mall, and more people will go up to the people working at the Burger King than they will to him. Bring Kim to a mall and there will be a riot. They're in two different businesses. Kim's pop culture and what people like. It's a lot of work, and she's here to stay. Let's see where he is after Mad Men."
This bitch said BURGER KING. You know, Kim is a cockroach with a big ass, so Jonathan does have a point. But seriously, I've never trusted grown men with middle-parted hair before (see: Charlie Sheen, Nick Carter, Russell Brand, etc...), but thanks to Jonathan I'll trust them from now on. Trust them to make me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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No two phonier assed bitches deserved each other more. Snooki is the only thing missing from this picture. And she would be the better looking one.
and also, jon hamm has a juicy cock whereas this guy looks like he has no functioning sex parts.
Well, I admit I'm confused tonight with a massive headache--what I got out of this, is that, if king size Barbie Kim, works at a Burger King a mob would show up. For the burgers?
(Really, this guy looks like a David Brenner cut-out standing next to a very over-developed mannequin.......esssssh!)
Hahahahhahahah! OMG, who is this clown? Jon Hamm beats this loser up on the way to fights.
I just read and re-read that statement. I hope he was drunk. I cannot believe, in his attempt to defend his #1 whore, that he brought up a mall, people that go to one, and random burger king workers. I am so embarrassed for him.
Oh, yeah. And Johnathan, you are gay gay gay.
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
He looks like Ray Romano's spechel brother...
I hate these whores more than I hate Paris Hilton and I NEVER thought I could hate anyone more than PH...
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What shit to be proud of. WTF? Great that she's robbed millions from the public that are such idiots as to provide her with such wealth. But seriously, I cannot wait to see how bad they all look in 20 years.
Plastic surgery disasters.....
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Who is this wonk eyed jack ass? Kim would hang around with a piece of horse crap if it kissed her big fat ass.
did this guy have a stroke recently?
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oh no he didn't! that wonky eye ferret did not just say that about my fantasy husband who i would screw day and night!
keep on sucking kim's ass cuz thats where you're paycheck comes from you dumb stupid idiot.
and p.s justin's biebers hairstyle was last year
"Kim is a cockroach with a big ass"
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Michael! I will always see her this way from this day forward, thank you for that! LMAO!
I try to avoid commenting on looks but Johnathans face really irks me. Like a smashed hamburger. Funny he would reference Burger King.
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Does anyone else hear the deafening sound of sixteen hooves riding across the firmament? Armageddon must be nigh because I actually agree with this Jonathan Cheban dude.
Hamm means well, but he doesn't seem to realize how the famewhore vampires of the 2010's get their sustenance. Unlike the baobhan sith and chupacabra of lore, they feed off of 24/7 multi-media spotlight and *every* mention of their name in the press, no matter how insignificant and fleeting. His bashing = her feeding.
The best cure for this widespread ailment would be watch that old "Simpsons" episode and do what Springfield did when all the billboards started attacking the town: just. don't. look.
This is what happens to MadTV's David Herman if he got assraped at Guantanamo Bay.
Haha MK; add Ben Flajnik to the dorky, hair-parted by-the-nose fuglyness.
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No. She's merely a whore.
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John Hamm has legitmate acting skills. Kim Lardashian does not. And as far as people recognizing her in a mall over him, so the fuck what? Has this jackass ever been to a fucking mall on a Friday? People are fucking obnxious, just like the Kuntrashians, so technically, that's not really insult to John, that's an insult to Kim, saying she relates bratty teenagers with a shitty fashion sense. You really told him whatfor,jackass.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Don't know this dude, but I'd say he's completely unaware that Kim ALWAYS chooses quantity over quality.
He's got that Butthead look.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
STOP PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT.
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What kind of syndrome does he have?
Michael K, if you keep posting about assholes like this you might have to rename this website ZLISTED.
LMAO!! Who is this idiot?? Really he looks ....um....special.
It reminds me of the movie "Singles" when Matt Dillion's character kept saying, "We are LOVED in Belgium."
Kim is LOVED at the MALL, much in the same way Burger King is loved.
The Mall? Nice to see that douche bags stick together
Looks a little low in the I.Q. department.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:33pm.
I know men love her body but I'd hate to feel my thighs and butt and boobs rub together that much.
Me too. I feel suffocated just looking at her body, and actually asphyxiated looking at an obese person.
I hate to have anything "extra" on my body, weight or otherwise. I only wear clothes that I need (I can never understand people who wear "layers" and scarves and other pointless shit) and I keep accessories to the absolute minimum. I feel extremely uncomfortable in clothes that I can FEEL ON me, like shorts. I hate shorts.
That dudes face is seriously wonky
“Bring Kim to a mall and there will be a riot.”
Bitch please, she's no Selena!
Hey! I'd watch 'Real Housewives of the Trailer Park'!!
Half the chicks I've dated would probably be on it
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LOL .
Cheban looks inbred.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:33pm.
Or undulate like jello molds with every step.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I don't even know Jon Hamm from Mad Men, I know him from "The Town" and the Bubble episode of 30 Rock which is one of my faves.
He dated Liz Lemon for Christ's sake! Dude, get a clue!
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:33pm.
I know men love her body but I'd hate to feel my thighs and butt and boobs rub together that much. Geez, air it out a bit with a long skirt or something.
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LOL @ air it out! There's no denying Kim has an unbelieveably sexy body (I'm inclined to say "no homo" but fuck that, HOMO!) As a woman on the thin side, I definitely see the appeal. My only concern if I had that body type would be constantly having to worry about everything I eat and having to diet all the time. That can't be fun, and it's a really unfortunate trade-off. Seems like aside from the surgical enhancements, she has to work really hard to maintain her figure. But it's made her very wealthy, so I definitely don't feel sorry for her.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
you silly little fairy JOnathan, and I do not mean fairy in a nice MK way, cause you are desperately clining to the closet door, and need to finally come out and embrace your real gay, be I digress, why would Jon Hamm have to make an appearance at a mall...that is beyond ghetto...he is class and has talent, but this useless piece of peed on shit has no brains, no talent, and really no genuine looks anymore...so all she has is a fucking mall. Go suck a dick you nasty queen...and preferably not Kim's cause she is gross and diseased.
"Mall Riot" is the yardstick by which I measure popularity, too. O_o*
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:13pm.
As for reality TV , what next? Real Housewives of the trailer park? It's beyond stupid. AND it's not a profession.
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Hey! I'd watch 'Real Housewives of the Trailer Park'!!
Half the chicks I've dated would probably be on it.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
These bitches are a prime example of body dysmorphia in Hollywood. Trust me when I say thisx pair of wonk-eyed gelphlings think they are the hottest shit around.
He DOES looke like a garbage pail kid! :O
He looks like Steve Perry's mutant lovechild.
The MALL? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I thought he was married to Rachel Zero.
he looks like a grown up garbage pail kid...lazy eye mcfly or something. droopy eyelid having mothafucka
who's this undereye circle having dork and what's he doing posing with that fat Padma Lakshmi looking oompa loompa?
he looks like he's slow on the uptake.
It sounds like Jon is a little dense and is not yet hip to the scam and still thinks these reality show people are actually trying to be themselves. As an actor he should be slapping Kim on the back for a role well played off to millions of stupid people.
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Why would ANYONE be "hip" to a scam? Maybe this is exactly why he's calling out this fame whore. Of course they know how to play up to the camera's - they've been doing it for a few years now - but the bottom line is NONE of them have any talent worth talking about. He says it perfectly - it's a car crash! We have her entire family doing spin offs FOR WHAT? Do they honestly think they live such interesting lives? It's a coin toss between the levels of stupidity amongst the sisters. As for reality TV , what next? Real Housewives of the trailer park? It's beyond stupid. AND it's not a profession.
They both look like they emit the hot stench of diarrhea.
He would say anything to make sure he doesnt get thrown off the gravy train!
Sounds like a complete tool. Are we in grammar school? " She'd be more popular at the mall than Jon" blah blah fuckin' blah! WHO gives a fuck? So Kim would get the attention of the high school horny boys and little girls who want to emulate her trashy ways and Jon would have the ladies throwing their panties at him! Big deal.
Let's see where he is after MM? Um, ok. Well, so far he's doing work in movies and he's tried his hand at directing. Seems like a bright future awaits him. PLUS he's intelligent.
KK, beauty fades, dumb is forever !
Submitted by SitInACorner on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:44pm.
Eventually Kim's face will fall off from all that plastic surgery she doesn't get and we'll have to put her in one of those Ripley's Believe It or Not museums.
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could this happen sooner rather than later?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:40pm.
warning: pillsbury dough boy moobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCxtHSVKTPo
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Lawd, he's even MORE FUG live than in the picture! Don't judge, I have no clue who this ashtray is!! Hahaha
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:43pm
Oh I can see the appeal, curves for miles and all that..I personally would just be too self-conscious to show that much boob, butt, thigh, leg. Sheesh.
I wear dresses like that sometimes, but I'm built like a ruler so those dresses gives me some curve.
And I agree, her ass is not sexy. Yes, I'm a woman, but I'm not blind.
Who ARE you anyway and why do you have your mouth right up against her ass sphincter? Pathetic.