Carnie Wilson Gets Weight Loss Surgery Again
Remember in the tween days of the Internet when Carnie Wilson gave a live gastric bypass surgery show online? That made bitch a vanguard in oversharing on the Internet. I don't have my Carnicería Wilson timeline in front of me, but if my ass remembers correctly, she had her "Oprah and a kiddie wagon full of lard" moment when she bared her skinny nipples in Playboy after losing the chunk. But then Carnie got married and had some kids, which she says brought her back to the fat. Carnie tried to sweat her way back to skinny bitch on Celebrity Fit Club, but that didn't really work out for her. So Carnie tells People that she put her ass back on a surgeon's table in January and got lap-band surgery. Carnie has since lost 30 pounds.
"It was the right decision for me and I'm doing really well so far. It's all about taking good care of myself."
Lord. Carnie's digestive system has been tucked, nipped and cinched more than Mickey Rourke's face and John Travolta's dick tunnel. Carnie has fucked with her stomach so much that it's about to quit her by sliding out of her ass. If that happened, all the food she ate would make a fallingdownawell.wav sound as it free fell through her body before dropping out of her poop hole. That's probably what her ass wants. But you know, I can't judge Carnie for this at all. If I could cinch whatever is left of my brain with a silicone band to stop me from feeding my head with trash (see: Kuntrashians, Snooki, creampie porn, HSN and reruns of Property Brothers), I would. No, I wouldn't.
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I can only imagine Carnie's childhood with how screwed up Brian Wilson was at the time. It isn't a matter of simple exercise and healthy eating for her - she will self-sabotage. Obviously, I'm not a therapist, but I think Carnie can't love and accept herself. Amazing to see that her sister, Wendy, came out seemingly OK. I would imagine Carnie, as the older sister, saw herself as protector and something made her feel unworthy. She probably felt invisible to her father and/or unconsiously needs to make herself unattractive to escape those demons.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:14pm.
PUT A BAND OVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, FAT ASS!
Well I never.
I'd tap that, weight or not, I think she's cute.
Little Fabienne from 'Pulp Fiction' was right -
"It's unfortunate that what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same thing."
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
*swoon* :p
(No I'm not a fattie. Just not an a-hole...too many ppl ,usually the penis carrying kind, focus on how it looks than how it feels. They're missing out, imo.)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:11pm.
The STOMACH STAPLING didn't work. What makes her think THIS will? Her eating problem is MENTAL, NOT physical.
Which is EXACTLY why she's getting the surgery: she has no control and NEEDS to do something drastic, BECAUSE OF her mental problems with food and her addiction. I'm pretty sure she's sought a lot of mental help as well as doing the surgeries.
Lap band is a much better option for Carnie than the gastric bypass, because the stomach can still expand almost back to normal size (I think) after GB. The lap band is adjustable.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:58pm.
This just sounds really unhealthy. As in, it would have been healthier to just stay fat.
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Very true. The yo-yo weight gain/loss cannot be good for the heart.
I've always wondered about people like Carnie who seem to be heavy no matter what they try. Yes, some of it is behavioral, but there are people for whom this is partly genetic as well. Could it be a pituitary gland thing? If so, why not just regulate that instead of sausaging your stomach? I'm not a doctor, so obviously I am severly over-simplifying, but why not address the root of the problem? Either way, there should be a limit as to how many times you can get gastric bypass. As in, once.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
PUT A BAND OVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, FAT ASS!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
PSL - the stomach stapling DID work, until she turned around and got knocked up, which she used as an excuse to eat like a damn pig then never bothered to lose the weight before getting knocked up again.
She is lazy.
Damn. She has no waistline. It's just FUPA meets TITS. FUPA meets PUSS. No in between.
She probably would be pretty if she were normal sized. There's an Ashley Judd trapped in there, I think.
I have a lap band. It is merely a tool. It is not a magic bullet nor will the pounds come off if one is eating like a prize heifer. Or not exercising. It is entirely possible to self-sabotage and eat around the band. Believe me, I have done it to the tune of putting on 20 lbs and am working on getting those pounds back off now. It's hard to maintain and one has to be careful not to get too complacent. Carnie is not dealing with her underlying issues, that's why she has regained all of her weight after bypass. The same will happen with the band, trust me, if she does not see a psychologist to deal with her issues. I am frankly, very surprised that she was even allowed to get the second surgery. How she passed the psychiatric clearance baffles me. I wish her luck. I have seen people do this and be very unsuccessful. I hope she will do it and keep her head in the game.
ETA: Yes, the comments below about her being an addictive personality are right on target. She really, really needs to work closely with a psychologist.
The STOMACH STAPLING didn't work. What makes her think THIS will? Her eating problem is MENTAL, NOT physical. Dammit, she seems like a very sweet person, but she is stupid as fuck!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:00pm.
I'm not sure what's working harder, her legs or her belt
Neither. I'd say the server at her local McDs.
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What, the one wearing the hernia belt?
The sweaty one with 0% body fat on call 24/7.
While I agree, she needs therapy, at least she is honest. Not getting it done and saying it was Nutri System or Jenny...I am talking to you Kirstie, Marie, Janet, Mariah and soon to follow suit Beyonce and Jessica.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:05pm.
{lap band, I think she may need a bungee cord.}
ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:00pm.
I'm not sure what's working harder, her legs or her belt
Neither. I'd say the server at her local McDs.
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What, the one wearing the hernia belt?
Is this photo supposed to be the 'after'?
Oh, honey. You're still fat.
Exactly IG! Carnie has an addictive personality. The only way she can stay healthy is to address her demons. She admitted to switching from food to booze right after the first surgery. Carnie will never "fix" the outside if she doesn't get help for the understandibly damaged girl on the inside.
Her issues are deeper, then. She'll be fat faster than you can say move-your-fat-ass.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Weight loss surgery is a very viable option for people who know how to live within it's parameters. I agree she needs behavior modification and therapy, too.
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*eyeroll* *eyeroll* *eyeroll*
Good lord.
She should get her ass to the gym and hire a trainer. There is no excuse for more than one weight loss surgery (e.g., lapband, gastric bypass, lipo, etc.).
High intensity interval training is very helpful for those of us who can't afford multiple gastric bypasses. She should try living like a normal person and sweat it out like the rest of us have to do. Just my opinion.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
It sounds so extreme to me. What's wrong with portion control and a strenuous exercise regimen?
lap band, I think she may need a bungee cord.
What a dreadful photo.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:00pm.
I'm not sure what's working harder, her legs or her belt
Neither. I'd say the server at her local McDs.
If major surgery, multiple fitness programs, endless diet plans and decades of life experience don't help you figure out how to stay below 200 pounds, I don't know what to tell you.
If you've done all you can and it seems to be the only alternative left, then I get having the surgery ONCE. But who REALLY has a severe enough weight problem that it requires TWO surgeries such as this? Come on. I don't think that even those people who weigh 500 pounds or more do this. I find it hard to believe that nothing at all can work for her. She needs to visit a therapist/get a new one.
She needs therapy, not surgery.
I'm not sure what's working harder, her legs or her belt.
Good lord, woman. Might as well just get your mouth wired shut!
Within Reason - the first time she had that gastric bypass surgery where the cut out your stomach (parts of it) to make it smaller.
If you continue to eat like a fat ass your stomach will expand to accomodate how much is getting stuffed in there.
Lap band is where they put the band around a section of the stomach instead of cutting it out.
Like I said, she'll be fat again.
This just sounds really unhealthy. As in, it would have been healthier to just stay fat.
Can one have this surgery more than once?!!! How much more can they close/staple off? AAAHHH! This is supposedly done as a last resort so she must really need it to keep from gaining too much weight! Oh Carnie!
"fallingdownawell.wav sound" - hehehe
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It's called Stop Eating Crap, Eat Healthy And Get Your Fat Ass To A Gym, Or At Least WALK Every Day, idiot.
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Hey Carnie - you're going to gain it all back again.