Thursday, March 22nd 2012

Carnie Wilson Gets Weight Loss Surgery Again

Remember in the tween days of the Internet when Carnie Wilson gave a live gastric bypass surgery show online? That made bitch a vanguard in oversharing on the Internet. I don't have my Carnicería Wilson timeline in front of me, but if my ass remembers correctly, she had her "Oprah and a kiddie wagon full of lard" moment when she bared her skinny nipples in Playboy after losing the chunk. But then Carnie got married and had some kids, which she says brought her back to the fat. Carnie tried to sweat her way back to skinny bitch on Celebrity Fit Club, but that didn't really work out for her. So Carnie tells People that she put her ass back on a surgeon's table in January and got lap-band surgery. Carnie has since lost 30 pounds.

"It was the right decision for me and I'm doing really well so far. It's all about taking good care of myself."

Lord. Carnie's digestive system has been tucked, nipped and cinched more than Mickey Rourke's face and John Travolta's dick tunnel. Carnie has fucked with her stomach so much that it's about to quit her by sliding out of her ass. If that happened, all the food she ate would make a fallingdownawell.wav sound as it free fell through her body before dropping out of her poop hole. That's probably what her ass wants. But you know, I can't judge Carnie for this at all. If I could cinch whatever is left of my brain with a silicone band to stop me from feeding my head with trash (see: Kuntrashians, Snooki, creampie porn, HSN and reruns of Property Brothers), I would. No, I wouldn't.

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I have nothing against her weight loss surgery, it's her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. What does bothers me is that she does this without even trying hard enough to lose weight by other means. No matter how I look at it, it seems to me that she had wasted her money on the procedure simply because she lacked the will and determination to go to the gym.
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LOL this is funny. Its about the inner beauty more than anything.

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Obesity needs to be treated the same way anorexia and bulimia is treated, in a three pronged scope: psychological, medical, nutritional. There seems to be more compassion for anorexia and bulimia than for obesity. Unfortunately, the media and weight loss companies make billions of dollars preying on the desperate hopes of those who want to lose weight, often feeling like they'll fail.

It's all about lifestyle change and making small changes, which prove to show significant benefit in the long run. The old "10%" rule of weight loss.

For myself, I have found that making simple changes like eating oatmeal for breakfast without making any other changes, helped me lose 10 lbs in a three month period, without even trying. A far cry from the quick weight loss crash diet days, its much healthier in the long run.

My favorite trainer said to me it's the 80%/10%/10% rule.. 80% nutrition/10% activity/10% genetics.

Several people I know have had lap band surgery and have had complications of said surgery. Replacement of lap band is expected since they tend to erode. Simulation of heart attack from small pieces of food getting stuck. Scary.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:41pm.
Jesus bitch get somne $4 Metformin and be done with it! I dropped 30 lbs like nothing, 1 lousy pill a day. It regulates your glucose oputput and is much cheaper than useless surgery ffs.

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Ihearthaters, I don't know if you are going to see this, but it Metformin only for diabetics or pre-diabetics? Is it safe for use for people with normal blood sugar?

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Sorry that I didn't have the patience to read all 171 comments--I read about 3/4 of them before petering out. Ugh, the barbarism of chopping out bits of this poor woman's stomach by stupid doctors! Why don't the butchers try trepanning to get the demons out of her head?

Why the HELL hasn't anyone recommended that Carnie go whole foods vegan? BTW, I don't assume fat people are lazy at all: many work out far harder than I do, which is 30 minutes of walking every other day and they cannot lose even 5 lbs as I saw in the comments here.

When you think about it, the animals Carnie and others ingest are pumped full of growth hormones IN ADDITION to the natural growth hormones a mother cow's milk contains in order to draw a baby cow back to its mother. These chemicals are designed to turn a 60 pound calf into a 600 pound cow in 6 months. The same size-maximization chemicals are present within chicken eggs and flesh, pigs, goats, etc. Is it any surprise that people who eat this stuff get fat, even from the "low-calorie" version? I'm writing a book about why going vegan is the best way to maintain a slim, healthy body. Obviously I cannot write it fast enough.

I battled 10 extra pounds even as a vegetarian; you have to get rid of all animal protein or losing weight is impossible. When I went vegan the 10 pounds just kind of fell off. Here's a link to photos of me before and after: http://kimberlysteele.wordpress.com/2012/03/17/me-losing-weight/

10 pounds is pretty significant considering I'm under 5 feet tall!! Weighed myself today and I'm 103. Every friend I have who went vegan says the same thing: you stuff yourself silly with grains, fruits, and vegetables and just lose, lose, lose. Sometimes I have to eat junk like Oreos on purpose or I start going down to 101, then 99, and my husband thinks I'm too scrawny!!! Nice problem to have, huh? Never had it before I went vegan.

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Obesity needs to be treated the same way anorexia and bulimia is treated, in a three pronged scope: psychological, medical, nutritional. There seems to be more compassion for anorexia and bulimia than for obesity. Unfortunately, the media and weight loss companies make billions of dollars preying on the desperate hopes of those who want to lose weight, often feeling like they'll fail.

It's all about lifestyle change and making small changes, which prove to show significant benefit in the long run. The old "10%" rule of weight loss.

For myself, I have found that making simple changes like eating oatmeal for breakfast without making any other changes, helped me lose 10 lbs in a three month period, without even trying. A far cry from the quick weight loss crash diet days, its much healthier in the long run.

My favorite trainer said to me it's the 80%/10%/10% rule.. 80% nutrition/10% activity/10% genetics.

Several people I know have had lap band surgery and have had complications of said surgery. Replacement of lap band is expected since they tend to erode. Simulation of heart attack from small pieces of food getting stuck. Scary.

When she was in Wilson Pillips I though I liked her because she seemed like the cool one next to that monster Chyna Phillips but I was wrong.

I have a friend who competed at the junior level in skiing. Almost twenty years later this woman still has an amazing body - I'm talking super firm, but feminine abs. She doesn't go to the gym, but she skis frequently during the winter and loves to dance when she goes out.

She said when she had her baby at 25, her abdomen shrunk immediately. The doctor himself said "it's not normal". I wonder if all professional female athletes with a strong core have the same shrinking effect in the abs post delivery.

A good book I read about 6 months ago is, "Which Comes First, Cardio or Weights? It's in a Q & A format and answers a lot of common questions. Your local public library might carry it.

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lislop:

Human bodies have 'muscle memory', so if you have been sedentary for years and years, then it is going to be even harder for your body to adjust to significant changes.

I was a gymnast for many years and I am nowhere near as flexible as I used to be, but I also have not let my body go to shit. I know I could be in better shape, but I also try to keep everything at an even keel. This year, I have been actually lifting weights because I am not 21 anymore!

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What else about people, but especially women, who might have food issues?

They talk about how "skinny" they were in high school. Never mind that they have been out of high school for 15-25 yrs. Their target goal is their high school weight. That's pretty unrealistic and a sure fire way to miss their goal.

This first link is easy to read about AS in diet sodas. The second link contains the Texas Study referred to in the first article. It's a little difficult to read, but if you read the top and the bottom summary, you get a clear picture of how artificial sweeteners can make you more prone to gaining weight.

Stevia is also bad!!!

http://www.truthaboutabs.com/diet-soda-makes-you-fat.html

http://www.nature.com/oby/journal/v16/n8/full/oby2008284a.html

Same here. Regular sugar always. I don't use margarine, I use butter. I use regulat salt instead of No-Salt. In other words, I stay away from man-made substitutes.

I have always noticed that people who drink diet sodas are bigger. After reading that article it's pretty clear why.

A coworker was making a list of foods she needed for a party she was hosting and asked, "Does anyone buy regular sodas anymore?". I thought to myself, I never provide diet drinks at my parties. BTW this coworker had undergone gastric bypass for obesity about a year prior.

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I never use diet sweeteners. I would rather use regular sugar IF I use that. I don't put salt on my food usually, because it is not good for me. I eat for my blood and body type. I have cut down the amount of white bread and carbs I eat, because that is my Achilles heel. I LOVE bread. Which is a good example of what I was stating earlier. I look very healthy, but I am nowhere NEAR as healthy as I was ten years ago, when I used to run marathons and the like.

I also did not smoke (weed) ten years ago or cigarettes (which I stopped).

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Agreed. There is a spectrum of healthy weights.

Did you read that link about artificial sweeteners? It's a few posts below. Artificial sweeteners are so dangerous. I have always stayed away from the calorie, low cholesterol, zero calorie foods due to the higher salt content. Diet food has a weird metallic taste.

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lislop:

I agree. I think that people confuse Hollywood weights as normal weights. Or they go a different route and bash celebrities for being thin because they are not thin themselves. For example, do I believe Angelina Jolie is too thin? Yes. But am I going to bash her incessantly considering the industry she is in? No. Same goes for Xtina. Is she fat? No. But by Hollywood standards, she is.

If that were the case, pretty much all the major stars we know of would be underweight. How I would hate to raise a daughter in this day and age when all they see are these skinny ass stars and they think that is normal.

Same goes with women's body parts. The next generation is going to be confused as to what are fake breasts and real breasts look like because all they see now are Goodyear Blimp titty balls.

American food not only gives me massive heartburn, it is just too filled with chemicals and preservatives that the human body was never meant to process.

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I travel to Europe as well - Switzerland, Germany and Italy - and I get the same thing, they can't believe I'm American because I'm slim. The Brits especially are becoming much bigger.
I think at the most, Jennifer Hudson only needed to lose about 10 lbs to look a little healthier. Maybe even less; big boobs make women look bigger.
Oprah has an ideal body type IMO. She has boobs, small waist and a big booty, She just needs to maintain her weight.

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lislop:

In America, I am called skinny. Everywhere else in the world, I am considered an ideal size because Americans are bigger. Overseas, people don't even believe me when I say I am American sometimes in part because I am not fat.

The portions in Europe and elsewhere in the world are significantly smaller than American portions. Which is another reason why people outside of America are not as big. However, that IS changing. Europeans are getting fatter as American fast food places start popping up everywhere.

People looking at magazines for their self-worth according to the size of their frame are in for a losing battle. Before Jennifer Hudson lost weight, she was not fat. She was 'thick'. Was she slightly overweight? Possibly, but I cannot say for sure because I don't know her actual fitness level or the results from her doctor's office. I also notice that since she has lost the weight, the comments about her weight have turned to the extremely hostile. It's just like with being attractive..people don't want you to be anything that they themselves have not attained.

Is Oprah Winfrey fat? In my opinion, no, but I read all these comments about how fat she is. To me, it reads like people are hatin' on her because she is successful and rich, and no one wants anyone else to have it all it seems. But news flash, skinny and attractive people do not have it all either.

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After looking at some before and afters of Jennifer Hudson, it looks like she had some type of surgery to lose the weight. I think people are being harsh because she's claiming to have lost the weight strictly through Weight Watchers and exercise. While WW concept of portion control and exercise DOES work, she has that look. People who lose weight very quickly thru surgery have an odd proportion of head to body, such as Star Jones and Al Roker. People who do it thru diet and ex., look much more natural and healthy.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-08-04/gossip/27071750_1_weight-watc...

@The Breakdown: I also hate that people will point to a bigger person and say that person is the typical Ameican women. Guess what? The typical American women is too big. The same goes for men.

I also hate that the words "curvy" and "bloated" have been hijacked. Curvy women include those with an hourglass figure like: Salma, JLo, and Jennifer Lawrence. Carnie is "lumpy and bumpy".

Bloatedness is temporary - a day or two - you're chubby or fat if it's longer than that. People described Johnny Depp as "bloated" in the movie The Tourist. No, the guy just looked chubby, and well on his way to becoming fat. Stop with the euphemisms.

To those with a weight problem who say they are a "food addict". Well then the first step is to recognize there's a problem. Another step is to take responsibility for your lifestyle and food choices.

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Alot of people are just ignorant when it comes to diet, exercise, and realistic goals.

I am an ectomoprh. I am very lean and muscular, little body fat, and I was an athlete, playing all sports. I always look fit, because that is my BODY TYPE. However, I cannot put excess weight on my frame. My metabolism is too fast and won't support it. When I was younger, I wanted to be bigger so I went to the gym incessantly and I did get bigger. But that is not natural for me, and as soon as I stopped eating and exercising incessantly, the extra weight tapered off.

I am fine with my body now. The problem is that when people ask me what I do and I say nothing, they give me the side-eye. Not everyone is meant to be a size zero and certainly not everyone is meant to be a size 20 either. When people stop judging themselves on a false ideal, they will be much happier

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I really do feel for people who even when they exercise 5 days a week, cannot seem to keep a healthy amount of weight off. And I seriously know people like that, including my mother (Who I think looks awesome, though....if she were thin, she would look kinda old I think). My lazy ass does mild exercise/nothing hard core about that same amount of time and sometimes less and I also do some low impact core work once a week and I always stay the same weight, which is slim. Everyone told me that after 31, it would change, but it didn't.
I have to wonder if all this surgery is a safe way to go however, like many have mentioned.
I do agree with TheBreakdown about self-esteem, and for some folks, it is very very long way to go. Especially if you were abused for years.

Any trainer or book will tell you that you have to get your heart rate past a certain number (depending on your age) in order to lose fat. Your heart rate needs to reach an even higher number if you're trying to improve aerobic fitness.

I see these people at the gym all the time. They go to the gym, but they barely break a sweat. There's this one guy at the gym who goes around chatting with people. He goes to the gym, but doesn't really put the work in. He's probably about 30 lbs. overweight.

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Reading some of the comments on this thread...it speaks volumes about how some people view this issue.

I remember when Britney got back into shape and everyone was ranting on and on and on about how great she looked, but only a small percentage of people were asking about her mental health. That is one of the biggest problems with Americans in general. Worrying about what the Joneses are doing and how to keep up with them, when at the end of the day, it is all up to you and you alone to evaluate yourSELF and find out what is right for you.

How many posts have been here where there are countless people bashing a celebrity they think is too skinny or one that is even regular size but gets trashed for being a regular, healthy weight. Or, the ones that are bigger that get praised because they look more like a typical American woman? I believe some of it is jealousy because people lack the will-power to be fit like some of the people they are seeing in magazines. Once people stop rating and judging themselves on an ideal that is not realistic or attainable, they would feel much better about themselves.

No one is going to love you more than you love yourself, and no matter what size you are, you can lack the core building blocks of self-esteem. I get knocked/hated on all the time because I look the way I do, so it works both ways. I am in shape, but I do not work out excessively. On the other hand, I also eat fairly healthy and keep things in balance in every aspect of my life. I really don't care what size anyone is, as long as they are comfortable in their won skin. Alot of people try to reach an ideal that is in their heads only and then they reach it only to realize that the ideal is NOT.

Like Migraine Sally said, Carnie Wilson is the exact opposite of what people need to see when it comes to weight loss. There is something very wrong inside her head for her to think being smaller is going to solve it. Not only is her doctor wrong, but it is sending a bad message to people that are overweight.

*end rant*

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Don't do it. There are huge medical complications associated with these gastro bypass/lap band procedures. I wish some of these celebrities would be honest about all the complications they have to deal with post op.
I're cared for people who have died post op and or had severe complications. It's a serious surgery.

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I didn't even know they could cut you open twice for this type of surgery. Has anyone noticed those lipband commercials on TV during the day? They are urging people to ask their doctors and insurance companies to get the band. They are just so weird.

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Submitted by Liz7940 on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:03pm.
Below are a couple links that talk about how artificial sweeteners are really bad for people. They might actually make it more difficult to lose weight and can cause other serious medical problems.
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OMG! That comment reminded me of Parasite Hilton saying, "Only fat people drink Diet Coke." I always thought that was the smartest and truest thing she ever said.

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I have the opposite how do you gain weight in a healthy way.didn't read all the posts

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:41pm.

Jesus bitch get somne $4 Metformin and be done with it! I dropped 30 lbs like nothing, 1 lousy pill a day. It regulates your glucose oputput and is much cheaper than useless surgery ffs.

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Did you get the runs?

How long have you been taken Metformin? People diagnosed with Type ii Diabetes are put on this drug and yes they do lose a lot of weight INITIALLY, they do regain the weight and then some if they don't change their diet and lifestyle.

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Did anyone see her on wifeswap??? She strives to live in chaos and relishes living in a disaster. That's a huge indicator of internal chaos not being addressed. And she was f-ing annoying.

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I'm surprised she is not diabetic yet. She is lucky that she is still healthy enough. I think she's just narcissistic.

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I ★TOTALLY★love your pic! That was one of my fav booka growing up.

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Oh yeah, cutting out HFCS, gluten, fake sweeteners and processed foods work too. Once it's out of your system your cravings for that poison stop.

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Jesus bitch get somne $4 Metformin and be done with it! I dropped 30 lbs like nothing, 1 lousy pill a day. It regulates your glucose oputput and is much cheaper than useless surgery ffs.

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Below are a couple links that talk about how artificial sweeteners are really bad for people. They might actually make it more difficult to lose weight and can cause other serious medical problems.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080210183902.htm

http://www.hungryhealthyhappy.com/2011/07/14/why-diet-foods-are-bad-for-...

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I watched her on Wife Swap. She is a disgusting pig who does nothing with her kids. She has people doing everything for her, how come she doesn't have time to work out!? I wonder if Brian Wilson is proud of her...

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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:52pm.
I watched the Celebrity Wife Swap where Carnie switched places with Tracey Gold.

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TG is married to Roby Marshall whose father had his mother murdered. They made an excellent TV movie out of it called Blind Faith. The book is really good, too.

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Crazy. They seemed very much the typical suburban family. For me, this information puts Carnie in an even worse light by comparison, considering what demons Tracey & husband had had to deal with.

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Even worse, Roby's father won his appeal and was taken off death row and his sentence commuted to life.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:52pm.
I watched the Celebrity Wife Swap where Carnie switched places with Tracey Gold.

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TG is married to Roby Marshall whose father had his mother murdered. They made an excellent TV movie out of it called Blind Faith. The book is really good, too.

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Crazy. They seemed very much the typical suburban family. For me, this information puts Carnie in an even worse light by comparison, considering what demons Tracey & husband had had to deal with.

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Cut out sweetened drinks altogether. Drink only water or unsweetened tea or coffee. Do NOT drink any soft drinks (including diet - think of how many porkers you know who have been drinking diet drinks for years).

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Agreed. Totally addicted to it, until I resolved to not drink it. I do feel better.

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All she needs is her jaw wired and she will do ok.

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PUT DOWN THE FORK, YOU DAMN GLUTTONOUS COW!!!!!!!