The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 22nd!

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
But that lazy ho Jill made Jack carry all the pails of water. - snowpiece

Runners-up:

Jessica's delivery nurse is prepping by killing two birds with one stone. Getting buckets ready to clean up her fire-hydrant-amniotic-fluid and making sure he doesn't have to witness that mess. - AtomicCity

Just a few more weeks and the bags will be big enough for the Hugh Grant stunt man. - El Bastardo

And that is how Maggie Gyllenhaal gets her fantastically toned arms as well as her trademark Droopy Dog look. - citizenstrange

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by justincase on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:32am.

@ snowpiece - bitchin.

Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:35pm.

Funny stuff! Congratulations Snowpiece, AtomicCity, El Bastardo and citizenstrange! I needed the laffs!

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 4:12pm.

HELLS YEAH SNOWAAAAYY!! Fricking LOL! Way to go AtomicCity, ElBeeee and citizenstrange too!!

NoAmyA♥♥♥

Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:03pm.

Way to go snowy!!! Congrats!!

All great captions!! Congrats to AtomicCity (LOVED IT!!) and citizenstrange and the love of my life, ElBoyfriend!! xoxoxo
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♥BIFFERS/JA♥

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:29am.

These were BRILLIANT!!!

Yay Ho-D-Hos!

XOXOX Snoooooowy and EL bits!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXO

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:24am.

Fuuny captions! Yay! Winners! Snowy! Whoooot! and ElB, atomic and citizenstrange!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:20am.

Oh SHIT! I WON!!! Congrats to El bebe♥, Atomic and CS! XOXOXOXXO MKo!!!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:37am.

Ta Cupcake Hero! :)

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:36am.

Thanks MK you've spoilt me this week!
Well done Snowpixie, Atom and Citizen! :)

Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:31am.

LMFAO at El B's!!! Honorary winner in my heart.

Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:48am.

woo hoo snowyyyyyyy!!!! that was hysterical! congrats winners!

Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:40am.

Congrats to the winners! I hope I don't ever see that pic again though!

Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:38am.

LMAO...CONGRATS Y'all

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:30am.

AHAHAHAHA!!!! Great job, wieners!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by guest on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:29am.

LOL! Snowho ♥!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:12am.

Congrats winners especially snowy! Yay!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:06am.

Loud HAHAHA's congrats winners!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:47am.

Snowy! congrats to all the wieners

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:17am.

If I do THIS maybe they won't notice the wet spot on my cock!

Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:35am.

Jon Gosselin's latest attempt at a job: Waterboy for The Jim Rose Circus.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:10am.

Nothing to see here, folks! I'm just covering up my erection!

Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:08am.

Four buckets of piss, pre-nup on wall, and moist crotch prove One Hung Reft is perfect new husband for Kim Kardashian.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:49am.

And this is how he got the name One Hung Lo.

Submitted by Chilly on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:00am.

You know the nights been long when you no longer have bags but PAILS under your eyes.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:56pm.

The Chinese unveil their own new form of Chinese Water Torture - on YouTube of course.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:41pm.

It's not easy, being green.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by Djbeer on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:41pm.

You should see him power wash a car with his tear ducts!!!

Submitted by socal_izzy4real on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:41pm.

I know the invite said B.Y.O.B but this is ridiculous!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:20pm.

Finally got some time for a little shut-eye.

Submitted by Chaoztina on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:15pm.

John and Kate Plus 8 is now John and Dignity Plus 4

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:43pm.

Study finds that PETA's ads cause most to look the other whey.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:21pm.

Say what you will, but his egg drop soup is the best.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:34pm.

The Nutclacker. Sweet!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by WorleyBird on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:24pm.

Just three seconds into the first act, ticket holders for Cirque du Soleil Moon Frye had buyers' remorse.

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Borrrrrrrrring!

Submitted by pamorama_j on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:11pm.

Four buckets??? PLEEEEEEAZ!! I can do five off one nipple!!

Submitted by pamorama_j on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:09pm.

All this talent, and he still gives good head!!!!

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:51pm.

Scientifically speaking, there really isn't a big difference in bitches throwing encrusted panties vs. rice pudding jizz.

Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:48pm.

You think Michelle Obama's eyelids are heavy? Bitch betta recognize, Tila Tequila GOT this!

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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler

Submitted by WoeBetide on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:46pm.

30 years on, Maddox is stil trying to upstage Jennifer Aniston

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:43pm.

Hey, do I have something in my eye?

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:23pm.

When the Chinese government began broadcasting Keeping up with the Kardashians 24-7 on all state-controlled media, the Chinese people took drastic measures to keep themselves safe and clean.

Submitted by She Stinks on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:05pm.

In support of the American television viewing public, a man in Asia shows how he will do anything to not have to watch 'Whitney'.

She Stinks!

Submitted by tiny monkey on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:54pm.

Damn! Beer pong in Asia is really intense.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:32pm.

Bob never measures when he cooks. He insists on eyeballing the ingredients.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:05pm.

Yes, Carnie, we know. It's water weight.

Submitted by magusxxx on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:57pm.

Scientologist janitors are not allowed to look at the pennies used to wish Tom Cruise would finally come out of the closet.

Submitted by winkadoodle on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:54pm.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who threw up his hands and said "fuck it, I'm tired of denying, so I'm gonna stop trying, to deny the obsession I have for a bucket". (sorry if this doesn't show up in proper format, I'm performing this fuckery from my phone)