The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 21st!
March 22, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear Richard Gere,
I am your biggest fan and strive to follow in your footsteps. Unfortunately, my apartment doesn’t allow pets and the closest thing I could shove up my ass was this Chia Pet. I’m worried because I’m starting to notice some unusual side effects. I forwarded you a photo, please advise.
From your number 1 fan,
Lee——————
Dear Lee,
Looks normal to me. Keep up the good work!
Richard Gere – cs182
Runners-up:
Jon Gosselin unemployed and broke, tries to make ends meet by moonlighting as a vase. – Way
Virginia Andrews lost novel. ‘Flowers On His Fatdick’ – El Bastardo
That’s the last time I purchase an edible arrangement. – Sweetas
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