Thursday, March 22nd 2012

Behold, Rojo Junior!

So that's why it's almost like summer in NYC. It's isn't from global warming (it's totally from global warming)! It's because the apparent heir to the American ginger throne, 1-year-old Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni (Prince MEN-M) is heating up the sidewalks with the curly halo of flames on his head. No, Cynthia Nixon's hair didn't burn off from being that close to Max's short fro of sparks. Cynthia shaved it all off to do Wit on Broadway.

The rapture has been re-scheduled for a later date, because the world can't end now that a miniature Rojo is here. Prince Max saved us all!!! (See also: ginger babies are the best.)

Posted by: Michael K


Hekki's picture

Oh, I'm sorry I called attention to fronika's comment. It really did make me laugh. That happens with Poopele sometimes, too. They're so bluntly rude that I crack up.

I thought fronika was pip.

OT: whatever happened to Satan? Did the debil turn and run (lol) or was it an alt, anyone know?

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:45pm.

You too would have a dour expression on your face if you were holding a souless ginge baby!!!

I keed, I keed.

On a serious note, dour does NOT rhyme with sour, folks.

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No shit. Did someone pronounce it like it did? Idiots. My mother was adamant we learn how to pronounce words properly. That was one of them.

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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:36pm.
Did she have biologicals or is the mini ginge adopted?
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I know Rojo was the preggers one so safe to say based on that (and his hair) that she is the bio-mom. Not sure if Cynthia is related biologically.

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Fanks!

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You too would have a dour expression on your face if you were holding a souless ginge baby!!!

I keed, I keed.

On a serious note, dour does NOT rhyme with sour, folks.

Ahhh...the world loves a fat healthy baby like that.

Fronika may karma bless you with fourteen ginger grandkids.

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Oh Lordy, that child is ADORABLE!!

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:39pm.

I didn't find Fronika's comment funny in the slightest.
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Fronika is always an abrasive, negative beeyotch.

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Can you imagine MK slowing his slut ass down and falling in love with his own Ginge and they make a Ginger Baby....Blue Ivy would have sit down, because MKGinge would be the new Second Coming.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:36pm.
Did she have biologicals or is the mini ginge adopted?
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I know Rojo was the preggers one so safe to say based on that (and his hair) that she is the bio-mom. Not sure if Cynthia is related biologically.

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Serious cuteness. CN has always looked kind of turtle-ish to me, though.

MOMS'MEETING*MOMS'MEETING*MOMS'MEETING

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OMG, so random...but seeing her with a baby made me think of that shitastic movie Baby's Day Out. She looked hideous in that (and here). She played a very mousy nanny in Laura Ashley finery, no make up, zero hair styling. Completely fug.

OT: Cute copper brillo hair on the baby.

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Damn. She looks... Militant.

And she better watch it carrying that butterball is going to KILL her back. That's what strollers are for, Cynthia!

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I didn't find Fronika's comment funny in the slightest.

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The Ginger is strong with this one!

I LOVE the ginger.

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Dr. Ruth if you have nothing nice to say, you are obliged to share, dammit. Get with the program. See how funny and mean fronika's comment was?

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Did she have biologicals or is the mini ginge adopted?

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He is a proper ginger ball of chub, and he is adorable.
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Awwwwwww! Look at that sweet, sweet baby. Adorable!

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WOWZA. That is some ginger hair.

I thought Emma Thompson was great in the TV version of Wit; I just can't imagine Mrs. Rojo can come close.

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What in hairless hell is this crap?

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Ginger hair should be grounds for abortion.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin