So that’s why it’s almost like summer in NYC. It’s isn’t from global warming (it’s totally from global warming)! It’s because the apparent heir to the American ginger throne, 1-year-old Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni (Prince MEN-M) is heating up the sidewalks with the curly halo of flames on his head. No, Cynthia Nixon’s hair didn’t burn off from being that close to Max’s short fro of sparks. Cynthia shaved it all off to do Wit on Broadway.
The rapture has been re-scheduled for a later date, because the world can’t end now that a miniature Rojo is here. Prince Max saved us all!!! (See also: ginger babies are the best.)