Afternoon Crumbs

March 22, 2012 / Posted by:

The makers of the Danny DeVito in Drag Real Doll really need to focus more on its eyebrow situation – Celebitchy

In “a couple that WTF spit out” news, RiRi might have taken a late-night ride on Ashton Kutcher’s douche stick – Lainey Gossip

Sometimes I just look at Miley Cyrus and think to myself about how I really just want to open a bottle of Pabst on her teefs – Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie has come a long way from her Sports Illustrated: Auschwitz Edition body – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Can someone start a Tumblr featuring the faces of Twihards while watching this shit? – Towleroad

January Jones and Jon Hamm have that “doing blow and shots of Jack all night” glow about them – The Superficial

Even Katherine Heigl’s crotch is making a bitchface – ICYDK

MiserAlba blows a bitch air kiss at us – Popoholic

Not sure how I feel about Gwen Stefani’s peroxide lion mane – The Berry

Happy birfday, Chupa Jr.! – Popsugar

Speaking of Chupa, I thought this was her annoying assistant at first and nearly threw up bananas and I didn’t even eat bananas today! – SOW

What in Blade Runner on acid hell? - Just Jared

Okay, but which one is playing Casey Anthony again? – Moe Jackson

Let the campaign begin: ROJO FOR HUCKLEBERRY! – Hollywood Rag

Pig in a sink (not a Snooki post) – Cityrag

Jessica Simpson just fell in love – The Daily What

And this is how the Chace Crawford and Joe Man-Jello fanfic porn starts…. - I’m Not Obsessed

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