Afternoon Crumbs
The makers of the Danny DeVito in Drag Real Doll really need to focus more on its eyebrow situation – Celebitchy
In “a couple that WTF spit out” news, RiRi might have taken a late-night ride on Ashton Kutcher’s douche stick – Lainey Gossip
Sometimes I just look at Miley Cyrus and think to myself about how I really just want to open a bottle of Pabst on her teefs – Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Richie has come a long way from her Sports Illustrated: Auschwitz Edition body – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Can someone start a Tumblr featuring the faces of Twihards while watching this shit? – Towleroad
January Jones and Jon Hamm have that “doing blow and shots of Jack all night” glow about them – The Superficial
Even Katherine Heigl’s crotch is making a bitchface – ICYDK
MiserAlba blows a bitch air kiss at us – Popoholic
Not sure how I feel about Gwen Stefani’s peroxide lion mane – The Berry
Happy birfday, Chupa Jr.! – Popsugar
Speaking of Chupa, I thought this was her annoying assistant at first and nearly threw up bananas and I didn’t even eat bananas today! – SOW
What in Blade Runner on acid hell? – Just Jared
Okay, but which one is playing Casey Anthony again? – Moe Jackson
Let the campaign begin: ROJO FOR HUCKLEBERRY! – Hollywood Rag
Pig in a sink (not a Snooki post) – Cityrag
Jessica Simpson just fell in love – The Daily What
And this is how the Chace Crawford and Joe Man-Jello fanfic porn starts…. – I’m Not Obsessed