Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving an eatin’ place in Brentwood five days ago and this proves that a fetus has taken a lease out on her uterus for a few months, because pregnant women are the only kind of women in Hollywood who eat food in public and she’s so desperate to cover up her baby growing area that she stole a memaw’s gardening bag to do so. UsWeekly says that Reese and her husband of a year Jim Toth aren’t ever going to announce their first BABY!!! together, so UsWeekly is doing it for them!
“Reese is right around 12 weeks. Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant. The timing is right. They’re so happy!
Reese and Jim’s adorable bundle of chin will be a brother or sister to her kids with Ryan Phillipe: 12-year-old Ava and 8-year-old Deacon.
Thanks to Jessica Simpson’s wide open pie hole, I have come to expect that ALL celebrity mom types will spill every tiny little ass detail about their pregnancy. If Reese isn’t going to ever talk about this to us, how will we know what her sex pregnancy orgasms are like or how she queefs every time her baby chin kicks her? I already feel cheated!