The Situation Is In Rehab For An Addiction To Pills
The Situation's rep ("I hate my life." - The Situation's rep) pulled all of our dicks yesterday when he said that the charbroiled Don Knotts is currently in an "undisclosed location" to take a much-needed rest from his grueling schedule of screwing last call skanks, getting drunk in a sea of douches and doing non-stop stomach crunches to keep his rock hard 4-pack rock hard (it kind of looks like he has butt abs). The Situation's rep wanted to make it clear that he doesn't have a substance abuse problem, but that was a whole lot of lies in your eyes, because TMZ says that he's at Cirque Lodge in Utah to curb his addiction to prescription pills. The Sitch himself went on his Gawker knock-off blog to pretty much confirm that he's addicted to swallowing little white things:
I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.
TMZ also lets us know that The Situation isn't letting his hunger for Adderall or Ambien (or whatever the hell he's guzzling down for "exhaustion") get in the way of him acting like a chewed up piece of foreskin wrapped in delusion. Apparently, the Situation is sashaying around Cirque Lodge like he's the biggest star there.
It's easy to make fun of this orange turtle, but if THIS was your brother, you too would have a stomach full of Pfizer products.
What's most surprising about all of this is that The Situation has fans . I'm guessing that all of The Situation's fans are high on EVERYTHING, so they must be conflicted about this sudden turn of events.
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really really only 3 addictions absolutely require a medically sound detox. so why anyone would willingly check into treatment beyond those is unfathomable. esp if u live on easy st. those 3 are alcohol, opiates and benzos (xanax, valium, ect...)in fact u actually could conceivably die going cold turkey from those substances. benzo withdraw though is very serious, causes seizures for those with monster tolerance/habits. no way he's physically dependent on them. so he said pills... deduction tells us painkillers. VERY addicting and makes you numb so exhaustion is overridden by euphoria and the uncanny ability to get all kinds of productive. believe me and getting off will SUCK BIG TIME. need pro help for sure. i thought those body builders like that date rape drug GHB but i know nothing about that
really really only 3 addictions absolutely require a medically sound detox. so why anyone would willingly check into treatment beyond those is unfathomable. esp if u live on easy st. those 3 are alcohol, opiates and benzos (xanax, valium, ect...)in fact u actually could conceivably die going cold turkey from those substances. benzo withdraw though is very serious, causes seizures for those with monster tolerance/habits. no way he's physically dependent on them. so he said pills... deduction tells us painkillers. VERY addicting and makes you numb so exhaustion is overridden by euphoria and the uncanny ability to get all kinds of productive. believe me and getting off will SUCK BIG TIME. need pro help for sure. i thought those body builders like that date rape drug GHB but i know nothing about that
i'd still hit it.
its more than alcohol but perhaps alcohol caused him to take more drugs??
he was constantly rocking back and forth on jersey shore and couldnt keep his eyes open. made me sea sick..
but i don't wish addiction on anyone.. with that being said hope he gets well
Submitted by the original be... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:02pm.
Does the waistband on his boxers say "twinkie?"
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haha. mr pixxxie has the same underoos and their calvin klein.. but twinkie would be funny as hell lol
Does the waistband on his boxers say "twinkie?"
On his website, they say he made 5 million last year. The idiots are not who we think.
Hekki, as far as I remember re the Sitch sister? Vinnie hit that! LOLOLOLOL
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his brother is so frightening, I can't even click, MK!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
HAHA the knock-off blog link to the sitchnews, has a whole lot of well-wishers. No wonder he thinks he has a huge fan base! OK, who taught Mom how to sign in, Sitch? wink-wink, LOL!
Seriously though, if he is in rehab, best thing he can do is clean up his act so he can finish working on those abs! haha ;)
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"a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion"
Is he guzzling prescription Red Bull? IDK, hope he gets better but also hope that stupid show gets canceled.
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FANS!?
Only celebs are "exhausted", regular people are the drug addicts.
Clicked on the brother link. Looks like the "orange turtle" look runs in the family.
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Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:45am.
The saddest part about the fact that this prune gets laid is that it proves that women are less intelligent than men.
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Submitted by Mick on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:13am.
I'd suck his dick. I like his cute baby-face.
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Why even try to deny that he has a problem with nose candy? I think that they are all doing cocaine. I wonder if Vinny really left the house to go dry out or get away from all the drugs?
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This man has many clones and many fans where I am stuck. The landscape would look a lot better without all these Situations everywhere you look, but whatcha gonna do? They do love themselves. Deny themselves nothing while kids go without. Always room somewhere for another tattoo or two or three!
I'd suck his dick. I like his cute baby-face.
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Bullshit! Pound some pavement and jerk off over some cars in the newd, like a normal fucked up exhausted, stressed and dehydrated person!
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Pharma for exhaustion??! What is he on - dexedrine?
"I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion."
Is that some kind of Zen riddle?
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I'm calling in sick tomorrow and telling my boss I've caught the exhaustion that's been going around. Don't want to spread it to other employees.
THIS bullshit is why it is SO HARD for me to get Adderall for my CFS. Prick.
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The saddest part about the fact that this prune gets laid is that it proves that women are less intelligent than men.
the DUDE! abides...
I clicked on the brother link. Holy shitballs! This douche *IS* the good looking offspring.
Going to rehab or getting preggers is the only way these douche bags can stay relevant.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80997399/
Seeing someone shirtless like that can tempt me to shout TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! Then I notice it's the Sitch we're talking about - with that weird "rock hard 4-pack" - HAHAHA MK! PASS!
And which of the leather bro's is his actual brother? LOL!
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫ ░░░░
I totally understand his addiction to painkillers, it must hurt to have such an ugly mug.
When he said "exhaustion", didn't he mean "delusion" instead? Where the fuck did he get the idea that he had fans? It seems that he's been taking the same kind of medication that Kim Turdashian and Hohan are on.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
he took pills due to exhaustion? Dude, stfu. You are not making any sense.
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"I appreciate my fans support and love you guys."
Who??
*crickets*
I swear, every photo this d-bag takes just screams "special needs". Every one is all like "duhh derrr, ummm, dee-deee!" And I promise you, he already has Dr. Drew and the celebrity rehab producers on speed dial.
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Go to the Katy Perry thread. We can snark on "it".
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If that happened, we'd have nobody to snark on.
One more thing: Of course he is prancing
around Cirque like the only/biggest star ther.
There are probably only 500 real "stars" in
the world now (he just eeks by) and probably
less than 2 percent go to rehab and probably
less than 2 percent go to UTAH! And that
includes Strawberry Snortcake!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:15pm.
Dog, they haz rehab for douchery?
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I wish they did. All of Hollywood and half of Washington would be down for the count.
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Eeeevil, I'd disagree with you but I'm too exhausted and need to go to rehab because I've been sitting doing nothing for an hour.
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Dog, they haz rehab for douchery?
"a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion" so he had a drug problem because of exhaustion? I didn't realize you could be prescribed cocaine. I hate him for saying such a stupid fucking thing and I hate people for buying it.
Well, he should have gone to rehab first for his biggest problem: being an extremely aggravating douchebag.
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I am surprised. I thought his addiction was self tanner.
It's not even that his body and face are ugly. It's his personALity. He is the most repugnant person ever. And yes I am aware that much of his arrogance is an act to cover his insecurity blah blah blah but there is nothing worthwhile underneath. His only -- and I mean ONLY -- redeeming quality is that sometimes he is funny. And not even intentionally.
Has anyone ever seen his poor sister? Looks like The Situation in a wig. Ooof.
Lilo did a stint in Cirque. I believe she was allowed to live in a cabin with some trust fund skater boy because she needed her space. Safe to say The Sitch is being cleaned up enough to be able to complete the next season of JS, and not to get well.
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Submitted by jaariel on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:55pm.
LOL!
Yeah, I am actually really exhausted right now and have to be up @ 5am for a meeting at 9am, which includes a 2 hr drive to my state capitol. REHAB HERE I COME!
I never found him attractive. There's the gross abs and the WC Fields nose deal going on; plus the skinny legs; oh----and the John Boehner skin-tone.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:14pm.
Why would he? He already thinks he is hot and he gets so much ass with that nose. He will probably be able to score off this 15 mins for at least another 10-15 years. *shudders*
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"A stomach full of Pfizer products!"
Ha ha - so random! Whenever I watch "Intervention"
(While downing a bottle of red wine..is that
that bad?) I always hiss when the person has
a pill or alcohol problem (in favor of
Cristina/meth or Alison/duster huffing)
But pills and alcohol end up being the
worst affliction. Not a lot of coke or even crack
heads profiled. I think Sitch is on an
upper and is delusional enough to think
he won't be insured for acting jobs if he
admits the truth. We know the truth -
you don't have to be Sitchrodamus to
predict that he won't get any more jobs
beyond Jersey Shore - drugs or not$
that picture...ahahahaha. it's just so great that he's standing shirtless in front of a row of t-shirts. no? just me? ok.
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Where do they find these no-talent losers? And who are the people who watch the shows? I only know of them thru the Soup snarks. Seriously, who finds this orange, 4 pack piece of jerky attractive?
<"Apparently, the Situation is sashaying around Cirque Lodge like he's the biggest star there.">
I went to the website (add a dot com) and he probably is. I can understand Promises in Malibu, I mean, you're in Malibu. Cirque looks like being trapped in a your grandma's big cedar chest. I'd head back to Manhattan sober but with a "OMG do I need a drink". Seems to me the ideal would be to detox in your own surroundings. He'll come out a crackie who just never wants to visit Utah again.