Johnny Depp And Ashley Olsen Might Have Spent The Night Together
Vanessa Paradis sort of kind of denied that VaJohnny was over, but the rumor that she's staying home with the chirruns while he's out there being a drunk slut is still around. The latest rumor from InTouchWeekly (aka The Grain of Salt Times) is that Johnny spent the night in the den of a Trollsen and didn't want anybody to know about it. On February 26th, Johnny slid into Ashley Olsen's Tribeca troll chambers and tried to make a slick escape the next day by exiting out an office building connected to her apartment building. An e-mail went around to office workers telling them that Johnny was coming through because he wanted to escape from the paps. But a source says that the truth is Johnny didn't want anybody to know he was up in a Trollsen's cave.
It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said.
This doesn't make sense for so many reasons. The main one being that if Johnny was up there having drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen, it wouldn't be quiet in her apartment. The cloud of oily stank wafting off of them as they bumped wet parts would set off the carbon monoxide detector and the sight of those two going at it would make every rat in the building run for their lives. It would be like a scene out of the Rats of NIMH. So yeah, I don't buy it. But if it did happen, now would be a perfect time for Johnny to play that celebrity "going to rehab for exhaustion" card.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:03pm.
That's Mary-Kate in the picture (yes, I can tell them apart)
It's Ashley, actually.
At the event where that picture was taken they were both dressed alike. Plus Mary-Kate's nose is about 1/4rs the width of the one in that picture so that alone is pretty obvious.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:47pm.
They probably did some drugs and then tried on ugly outfits all night long.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:47pm.
They probably did some drugs and then tried on ugly outfits all night long.
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LOL
Johnny Depp can do whatever the fuck he wants, in my opinion.
maybe they weren't fucking. maybe they were just discussing fashion? :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I wonder how long it takes creepy Johnny Depp every day to put on his clothes, all his accessories and jewelry and makeup? He always looks dirty. So overrated.
It's too boring to be fake, though. If you were going to make up a story like that, why not at least pick the relevant Oscar-nominated Olsen? Or make it more interesting and make it Eva Green's apartment or better yet, Winona Ryder's?
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Silly rabbit.
Not to defend Johnny, got no idea if he is a troll-fucker, however, I want to add my two words:
Wynona Rider
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:24pm.
Mofo wouldn't have had time to fuck. It would take him 16 hours just to get all that bullshit he's wearing off and another 20 to find it all and put it back in the right order.
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Bahahahaha! Very good point.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:03pm.
That's Mary-Kate in the picture (yes, I can tell them apart) so did he fuck Ashley or Mary-Kate?
Dang. You're right Eagle-eye!
Yeah...i think Johnny's doing drugs and the trollsen's are selling the extremely good shit...
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That's Mary-Kate in the picture (yes, I can tell them apart) so did he fuck Ashley or Mary-Kate?
I also like the theories that the Trollsens run some sort of celebrity drug ring. Think about it: making money isn't an issue for them and they're probably jaded and bored. I wouldn't be surprised if they did it to garner some sort of excitement since they largely appear to be dead inside.
Submitted by MrrKat on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:43pm.
VaJohnny definitely has a type: wide-eyed, boney, drug-addled and prepubescent-looking women.
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Oh dear God, you're right. Moss to Vanessa to Trollson. A disturbing pattern. Taylor Momsen should be next up.
Submitted by Joeb on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:34pm.
You know Mary Kate was in there too and we all know what happened to Heath when he mixed with their little coven.
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Which reminds me - how did the Uncle Fester Sisters escape investigation/prosecution for providing Heath with drugs?
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:47pm.
They probably did some drugs and then tried on ugly outfits all night long.
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This is clearly the only possibility, so I cosign.
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:40pm.
I believe it. Kate Moss, Vanessa and this troll twat. He likes like them boney, flat-chested and haggard.
well hey, there's a lid for every pot, as they say...and bony, haggard hos need lovin' too even if they break a hip while doing it...
*sticks fingers in ears*
alalalalalalaalllllaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalal
They probably did some drugs and then tried on ugly outfits all night long.
Sweetas :) I love mimicking that idiot!
They both need to carry some mothballs around with them so yeah.
"Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. "
that's because Succubus Sally feeds on your soul while she mates.
El B fricking LOL @ "Do not discuss"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:18pm.
Johnny was over there for a drug or two. He was NOT hitting Keebler Elfin' magic poon. Everyone knows those two fuckin' sprites have the best blow this side of the Mississippi.
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Exactly. At least he didn't leave in a body bag. I believe J.P. Is having some form of midlife crisis.
VaJohnny definitely has a type: wide-eyed, boney, drug-addled and prepubescent-looking women.
They're not each other's type and the vulture twins seem strangely asexual, so this is very doubtful... rather not picture them having "drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex" - LMFAO!
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:33pm.
I love Johnny and the Olsons. I think they would be perfect together. They aee both quirky and rich as crocus.
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Do you mean Croesus?
No, as rich as Daffodil.
IMO this to me just confirms my long belief that JD is still on Heroin and these Trollson twins or who ever their connection is sets the big boys of the industry up. Didn't Heath Ledger make his last stop there after coming back from an overseas shoot? I could be wrong on where he was coming from but we know he was definitely there shortly before he took the big dirt nap.
I just believe in my heart of hearts Johnny is on the Big H and judging by the last few shots taken of him he's been binging heavily and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if there was an "exhaustion" vacation in his near future.
an e-mail circulated to employess warning them he was coming?!?
I'm not buying one word of it
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Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
We would not like to see pics of Miss Depp presenting hole as the sight of that crusty, stinky spectacle would make us vomit.
Do not discuss.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:33pm.
I love Johnny and the Olsons. I think they would be perfect together. They aee both quirky and rich as crocus.
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Do you mean Croesus?
I believe it. Kate Moss, Vanessa and this troll twat. He likes like them boney, flat-chested and haggard.
He survived it and Heath Ledger didn't make it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:33pm.
I'm kind of over JD, I think the whole devoted family man schtick was all a load of crap, he was just in France so we didn't know any better
*ducks M.E.'s spitball*
You are probably right.
And yeah, he was at the Olsen's to do drugs. Look at her coke eyes in that picture. Plus only someone on drugs would dress like Johnny Depp. Lately every time I see him I think of that Dorothy Parker line, "You mean those clothes of hers are intentional? My heavens, I always thought she was on her way out of a burning building."
*knocks Massengil out of Johnny's hand* SNAP OUT OF IT DUDE YOU ARE JD!! IDK, if he was just scoring something that doesn't take 24 hours. Kinda creeped out right now.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:19pm.
I bet he was just doing research for Tim Burton's Full House re-boot.
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
You know Mary Kate was in there too and we all know what happened to Heath when he mixed with their little coven.
I love Johnny and the Olsons. I think they would be perfect together. They aee both quirky and rich as crocus.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 -3:21pm.
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So wrong......but so right! Lol.
I'm kind of over JD, I think the whole devoted family man schtick was all a load of crap, he was just in France so we didn't know any better
*ducks M.E.'s spitball*
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Johnny is so gross to me that I don't care who he fucks or gets high with or whatever. An Olsen doesn't seem too far fetched, though.
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Douchechill!
I'm getting a visual on those two together and it ain't pretty.
I refuse to believe this
*crosses arms over chest and looks away smugly*
BwahahahahahahahahahahahadsjlsgjghjHOdfhHJOjafs!!!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:24pm.
Mofo wouldn't have had time to fuck. It would take him 16 hours just to get all that bullshit he's wearing off and another 20 to find it all and put it back in the right order.
lol!! I hope this is true (for the sake of all you Johnny apologists).
Now THERE is some interesting fucking gossip.
Mofo wouldn't have had time to fuck. It would take him 16 hours just to get all that bullshit he's wearing off and another 20 to find it all and put it back in the right order.
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Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:16pm.
That's what I was thinking ba-buttons. I don't find the Trollsens attractive at all. Yes, she's loaded, but so is Johnny. Can any dudes out there tell me what the appeal may be? 'Cause they're so petite, the drugs, what?
Not ugly at all, but zero sexual appeal. But there are always guys who will fuck someone famous just to say they did it.
good point ba buttons.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:54pm.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know! I can't believe that lovely Ashley would have sex with this stinky, hairy, ashtraysmelling, unshowered cheesey dicked hipster twat. What was she thinking?
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2012/03/20/marilyn-manson-johnny-depp-single/