Johnny Depp And Ashley Olsen Might Have Spent The Night Together
Vanessa Paradis sort of kind of denied that VaJohnny was over, but the rumor that she's staying home with the chirruns while he's out there being a drunk slut is still around. The latest rumor from InTouchWeekly (aka The Grain of Salt Times) is that Johnny spent the night in the den of a Trollsen and didn't want anybody to know about it. On February 26th, Johnny slid into Ashley Olsen's Tribeca troll chambers and tried to make a slick escape the next day by exiting out an office building connected to her apartment building. An e-mail went around to office workers telling them that Johnny was coming through because he wanted to escape from the paps. But a source says that the truth is Johnny didn't want anybody to know he was up in a Trollsen's cave.
It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said.
This doesn't make sense for so many reasons. The main one being that if Johnny was up there having drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen, it wouldn't be quiet in her apartment. The cloud of oily stank wafting off of them as they bumped wet parts would set off the carbon monoxide detector and the sight of those two going at it would make every rat in the building run for their lives. It would be like a scene out of the Rats of NIMH. So yeah, I don't buy it. But if it did happen, now would be a perfect time for Johnny to play that celebrity "going to rehab for exhaustion" card.
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It doesn't matter that the Olsens don't need the money. They've got the connections to the good (actually bad), shit. This is more about drugs than sex. Johnny is not the next Brando; he's the next Erroll Flynn. Good looking man, brought down by the drugs and chasing the young'ins.
Why would two celebs like the Olsens sell heroin? I mean, not that I don't entirely disbelieve it, but they're rich as sin, so why would they need to chance it like that? The only reason I could think of would be for popularity amongst their friends, but I doubt they even need that. They could just buy their own and share it when they need to, right?
I doubt he's cheating on Vanessa (with her). Probably just buying drugs and cheating on Vanessa with her friends or someone else.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:28pm.
I refuse to believe this
*crosses arms over chest and looks away smugly*
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:28pm.
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I'm with you...
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and you....
Submitted by Cara on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:15pm.
Johnny Depp can do whatever the fuck he wants, in my opinion.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:47am.
You forgot to include the C lassymingle_dating dot C om link.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:12pm.
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My daughter loved these girls when she was little. Has ALL of their little music videos like the one "I Am the Cute One" is on. I could probably still sing all of those songs, word for word! Lol. She watched those videos ALL. THE. TIME!
"I am the cute one! She's just my sister!". =p
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oh Johnny, i knew you were just another pervy fuck pretending to hate the hollywood establishment but really you are not really that alternative afterall.
I guess ashley trolsen does kinda look like a young vanessa paradis, and johnny does like his chickas to look hobo/coke/heroin chic.
I don't wanna believe this. M.E.'s gotta be heartbroken. Or stabby...
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Johnny Depp is over-dressed and over-rated. In other words, he isn't going to get over this slump - over!!!
I hate to say this, but he was probably just picking up some drugs. The Olsens seem to be supplying drugs to other celebrities. Heath Ledger's accident apparently didn't teach them anything.
I'm sad about this...he is NOT handling things well, and at this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up dead.
Damn. I've had a crush on him since I was twelve. It's heartbreaking to see what's happened to him.
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i love them both. i love them all, i know how many freckles they have. i would lick their used tshirts pit stains because they are great, they are greatness i love them, i love johnny i love, depp i love olsen mary cat kate moss black fur tongue smoke fox cigarette off the hot chic black ash ashley toes in the photo op depp eyeliner junkie photo sex twins heroin so chic classy i love them one is taller than the other
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so much money twin clothing line subliminal sexy birthday babies countdown ashley paris i love johnny gap tooth skinny so cool.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Go the f home and raise your children!
"Shalikla!"
Heard tell a story from the mouth of a manhattan based artist who was recovering from heroin addiction: both girls use heroin and also sell, on some level. He didn't have much cause to make this up, so far as I could perceive at the time. I believed it. Still do. This was said to me, hrm-about 3-4 years ago? I tend to believe this crazy tabloid story and think they were getting high on smack. Because lets face it, they both certainly LOOK like active junkies.
That is to say: heroic cupcake nailed it succinctly.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...
I'm very disappointed in you.
Trolling for Trolls? And untalented trolls at that???
For shame, Johnny. For shame.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Gimme a break, this guy does not need any "influence" to be a drunk....he's been one for as long as I can remember, his liver is not too happy and dude is gonna start turning yellow any minute.
This story is so gross. Vanessa, you can do way better than this mess of a skank!! Kick him out!
@Spoiled - that picture is all kinds of horrible! LOL. One's shoes are too big and the other's tights are bunching up in the shoes. A mess. And they call themselves designers? Fashionistas? HAHAHAHAHAHA Then again we've all seen their "fashion" through the years on this blog and whatnot so that pic shouldn't have been such a surprise to me. I must have a foot thing since I immediately looked at their footwear and ignored the dead animals on their backs.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:12pm.
You are definitely right...that is MK. I can only tell them apart when they are standing next to each other. I have a hard time when they are separated.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:59pm.
Who knew Dipp had a thing for trolls?
For those posters who can tell the trolls apart, I'm impressed! All the Olsen trolls, including the new one, look alike to me.
I agree...I'll bet they tag teamed him. He must have been exhausted!
Here's a pic of the Trollsens together from the source photo:
http://www.posh24.com/photo/1232156/ashley_olsen_and_marykate_ols
ETA: Fur Hags!! :)
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/olsenstar.jpg
This is just a reminder that the Olsen twins once had souls:
http://youtu.be/34unOIhXJwo
Mary-Kate is on the right, just like she's the one in the picture.
Who knew Dipp had a thing for trolls?
For those posters who can tell the trolls apart, I'm impressed! All the Olsen trolls, including the new one, look alike to me.
This is so high fashion. And what the Breakdown said duh.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
The main one being that if Johnny was up there having drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen, it wouldn't be quiet in her apartment. The cloud of oily stank wafting off of them as they bumped wet parts would set off the carbon monoxide detector and the sight of those two going at it would make every rat in the building run for their lives.
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No, MK, that cloud of oily stank would cause a dirty bomb.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
She is just his type: petite, coke-addled, dressed like a bag lady & eccentric.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Their relationship, in a word: HEROIN.
Dear Minions,
When you see a scruffy looking homeless man walking thru the office, don't worry, he's only cutting thru. And you better not say a fucking word to the press. Well, at least not for a month.
Peace out.
I'm sure she smoked and texted the entire 45 seconds he was doing her. They're both repulsive anyway.
I don't think the twins have sex unless is is with each other.
As for Johnny, he's made from the same stuff as cockroaches. Same for Keef Richards, C-Love and Blohan.
He's gonna turn into Gen X's Marlon Brando - fat, bloated, and reading from cue cards in about 20 years. What happened to his hotness?! DAMN! And he was probably only doing drugs with the Troll, she's probably one of the biggest dealers/smugglers/holders in all of NYC I bet.
Duh, heroin.
How hot was he in Cry Baby?
And now... :/
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Well, I'm taking this news as my second source confirmation that Johnny is doing the cokey-boozey thing as part of some mid-life crisis. The first thing that convinced me he was fucking up is that he did some bullshit song with Marilyn Manson. Anyone hanging out with Manson or C-Love is automatically suspect.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I find something very strange about his taste for elfish, too-skinny women. (shrug)
And I agree that he fought the hot so hard that he actually won. Meh, he had a good run.
That said, I enjoy him as an actor.
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Submitted by Gingah on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 5:31pm.
He has lost the hot. This dude's taint smells like Gitanes, room temperature Roquefort, Keith Richard's pit wine and dirty dental floss.
Was just coming to post this same thing. He used to be so hot but now I don't see it at all. The little thin wispy mustache, the zero hygiene, the dressing like a hobo just doesn't turn my crank.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
He has lost the hot. This dude's taint smells like Gitanes, room temperature Roquefort, Keith Richard's pit wine and dirty dental floss.
Depp strikes me as a narcissistic, self-consumed asshole. Of course, I could be wrong.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I attribute his behavior to doing too many movies with Helena Bonham Carter.
Johnny, you in danger, girl!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
What a creepy couple
The Olsen's must be dealers to the stars. I know that Keef claims to be off the bad shit for years, but Johnny started losing the hot right around the time they started hanging out. Keith Richards + Olsen sisters = Johnny Depp on hard drugs.
Johnny's treading water in a flushing toilet. Bitch needs to dry out.
I give him until the end of the year.
I refuse to fucking believe this. WHERE ARE THE RECEIPTS!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Say it ain't so Johnny!
Say it ain't so!
He started out with a pixie (Wino), and ended up with a troll.
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I think it was purely innocent research for his next film. Lord of the Ring... before the ring part 1.
Wow, what a great audience.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:09pm.
I want to add my two words: Wynona Rider
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What did you mean Verny?
I think Wynona is a whack job and I may be crazy but I've always found her to be kinda hot.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:03pm.
That's Mary-Kate in the picture (yes, I can tell them apart)
It's Ashley, actually.
At the event where that picture was taken they were both dressed alike. Plus Mary-Kate's nose is about 1/4rs the width of the one in that picture so that alone is pretty obvious.
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i think it's ashley in the pic too.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Gross.
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Submitted by ethang on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:40pm.
I believe it. Kate Moss, Vanessa and this troll twat. He likes like them boney, flat-chested and haggard.
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Well, Wynona Rider didn't looked like that so maybe it's a type that he started to like after being with Moss (?) I guess...
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Ewww Johnny! No!!!