Be All You Can….WTF?

March 21, 2012 / Posted by:

The next time you catch your piece cheating on you with his tramp co-worker at his office (???), drive to the nearest gas station bathroom, angrily chop your long wig into a short wig Billie Jean-style, bind your titties down Brandon Teena-style, join the Marines and dance under a flag right after you burn his “take me back” letter to you. That’ll show his ass. You can thank Katy Perry’s G.I. Jane wannabe video for that tip. And I think I might’ve liked this better when it was called Major Movie Star.



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