Wednesday, March 21st 2012
Be All You Can....WTF?
The next time you catch your piece cheating on you with his tramp co-worker at his office (???), drive to the nearest gas station bathroom, angrily chop your long wig into a short wig Billie Jean-style, bind your titties down Brandon Teena-style, join the Marines and dance under a flag right after you burn his "take me back" letter to you. That'll show his ass. You can thank Katy Perry's G.I. Jane wannabe video for that tip. And I think I might've liked this better when it was called Major Movie Star.


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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:28pm.
I thought that you were a nurse.
And like in every profession, that profession itself doesn't make you
more noble than anyone else. There are assholes in the military, just
like there are assholes in other professions.
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While in the Navy I was a Dental Tech (assistant) and did it for 8 yrs. Then I was going to hit up college for Hygienist school, but realized I'd be bored as hell doing that within 6mths. So, I decided on Nursing School instead. So, to answer your question. Yes. I am a nurse.
You are absolutely correct in that there are assholes everywhere and in every profession. I don't *normally* consider myself "noble"at all, much less " any more noble" than anyone else. Lol. But, when dealing with the likes of "-", I absolutely do. I volunteered my time and life for my country. People like "-", that believe the way they do are protected to be able to continue to feel that way by those brave soldiers who have volunteered to defend that right. They have the right to have those opinions and even to voice them, but it doesn't mean they need to be nasty asses to those of us that have served. Although I have never been to the front line or anywhere near combat, I have mad respect for anyone who is or has been there. I personally feel that it takes a lot of guts to enlist in certain branches and jobs within that will ALWAYS see battle when we are involved, fully knowing that war can break out at any time during their enlistment.
If they wanna believe that those soldiers are "puppets", then why bitch about them and what their ordered to do? Bitch about the officers and higher ups *giving the orders*. We can *not* "normally" disobey a direct order from someone who outranks us, esp officers, without ending up severely reprimanded or even court martialed and even dishonorablly discharged. There aren't many at all who enjoy killing, a lot don't even want to when it's self defense. But, they do what they have to do, and somehow learn to live with themselves. Of course, there's always the wack job *anywhere* that is the exception to the rule. So many of our soldiers come back with some degree of PTSD, it's really sad.
Let them walk a mile in a soldiers shoes, see what they see and have to do on a daily basis. Maybe then they'd have a different opinion of our military men and women.
Let them bitch to/about our Superior Officers who have no choice but to give those orders. Everyone from the lowest person on the totem pole to the top of the line has someone who is their Sup Officee., with our Commander in Chief being the highest. Bitch about/to the ones who *sent* them there. But why degrade and demean US? We are only doing our jobs, something they would never sign up for. That's their prerogative of course, but it was also ours to sign up.
We pay taxes too, we certainly aren't exempt. And for those who *do* sign up, yes there are incentives. And I, believe we deserve them as we're doing a job most people don't want to do.
Sorry this was a novel everyone, just a lot to say. Hope it makes sense as I am really tired, but I saw this from you bjork and I didn't want to forget about addressing you. You have always been pretty cool, what little we have talked. So, I figured I'd be able to explain it all to you and you'd be rather diplomatic if you addressed anything I say here.
Take care and Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!1 .
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
WR, I just happened back here, and I did see your comment...Thank you ♥
Also, Crazyassmom: HI!!! Good to see you as well ;)
Darn...missed again! =o/
I've missed talking some to my fave turtle! Hoping all is well for you and your family.
Well, maybe we'll meet up again sometime soon! Take care Turt! =o}
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Turt, you probably won't see this but your husband and other public service workers deserve way more respect and should be making more for a living than these overpaid performers, but that's another discussion altogether. ;)
OT: Katy and that hair in the Afternoon Crumbs are as bad as this video.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:41pm.
{Understand this. Your salary is paid by our taxes.
And as someone who is not a woman, who has not gotten pregnant and dropped a kid out of your vadge or had one cut out of your tummy, you seem to have an awful lot of mouth on THAT subject.}
SNAP
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by - on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:45pm.
oh dave, it's even worse:
War has always been 'glorified' in a very unsavory and inhumane way though. Young men were supposed to bravely be 'cannon fodder' willingly or not.
War. What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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As a person who served in the military, and fought in Afghanistan, I must question this.
We maintain a high standard of living in the Western world. You are a fool if you believe that this does not come at the expense of others.
Our governments do immoral things to preserve that standard of living. Frequently, this means subjugating others. Often with use of military force.
As a soldier I did things I'm sure you civilians would well consider evil. However, my priority was to protect my men and obtain my objectives. And I always did both. Always. Without exception. Regardless if others had to suffer as a result. This is why we in the West WIN our wars. I fully KNEW why I was fighting. We have earned our way of life, as bloody as the path may have been to get there.
The crux of it all is this. You've never served in the military. Your greatest contribution to society is that of a consumer, nothing more. Yet, your hands are as bloody as mine. You wallow in Western decadence as much as I do. The difference is I KNOW why we have it, and I'VE contributed to it's preservation.
So, until you drop off the grid, pick up a gun and FIGHT to defend your worthless, uninformed values against the EVIL government (which is still OF the people) your words mean less than nothing. Understand?
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Understand this. Your salary is paid by our taxes.
And as someone who is not a woman, who has not gotten pregnant and dropped a kid out of your vadge or had one cut out of your tummy, you seem to have an awful lot of mouth on THAT subject.
Submitted by - on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:36pm.
I'm so tired of people hating on the talent, the beauty and the sheer genius that is Katy Perry. She's making money and making YOU ALL look like fools.
Believe me, I'll be a fool like Katy any day if I can bring home the bacon without having to sell my bacon on the damned streets to survive another fucking day in this shitty life.
Fuck ya'll.
/fake rant off
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Shut up, Angela.
Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:04am.
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Nah...they give the benefits to us for having the guts to sign up of our own free will.
If I may speak not only for myself, but my fellow service members I have to say....we fuckin' ROCK!!!
Don't agree with the military and what it does, don't enlist.
'Course, you wouldn't anyway.
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And as hot mami said, being a soldier is a hard as hell job. I have great respect for my fellow service members who are in or have been on the front lines or serving overseas in any aspect.
We do more in one day, one week, than most of you that so oppose our great military force do in a lifetime.
Good day! Now head on down to 7-11 and pick up your Cheetos and morning 40 oz.
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I thought that you were a nurse.
And like in every profession, that profession itself doesn't make you more noble than anyone else. There are assholes in the military, just like there are assholes in other professions.
And good job, Dave, on both counts.
She cut her hair and bound her breasts. What is that suppose to mean before joining the Marines??
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My husband's a Marine and currently serving in Afghanistan. Nice to see some talentless pop slut reducing his service to an opportunity for her to make a statement to her ex and look "sexy" in a uniform she hasn't earned.
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should stick with alanis for the break-up songs
even (especially) this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_LFnEoG62Q
Why are people saying she "dyked" herself up in the video? First off, that is offensive to gay women, isn't it? Second, she just cut her hair in the video. She still looked very female and very sexy to me. Not butchy, like some implied.
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Submitted by from athens on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:04am.
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Nah...they give the benefits to us for having the guts to sign up of our own free will.
If I may speak not only for myself, but my fellow service members I have to say....we fuckin' ROCK!!!
Don't agree with the military and what it does, don't enlist.
'Course, you wouldn't anyway.
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And as hot mami said, being a soldier is a hard as hell job. I have great respect for my fellow service members who are in or have been on the front lines or serving overseas in any aspect.
We do more in one day, one week, than most of you that so oppose our great military force do in a lifetime.
Good day! Now head on down to 7-11 and pick up your Cheetos and morning 40 oz.
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Not wanting to contribute to the militairy discussion but do want to say: Girlfriend looks like master Frodo in the face.
This video is seriously offensive to the military and the very serious job they do. I know plenty of women in the military and not one of them dyked themselves up to join or joined because they were dumped by their cheating boyfriend/girlfriend. This video has nothing to do with self discovery and everything to do with katy perry being a fucking idiot trying to pretend she's all tough after her break-up with the ex-husband. The fact she married that so not funny 5150 in waiting shows she's weak. She so can't handle the truth.
Team Private Benjamin.
Katy Perry isn't fit to lick her army boots.
Wow I commented before reading this thread which I will save for weekend reading. Be good all debate respectfully!
No time at all to keep up with dlisted snarkfest! Going to look for Major Movie Star. Women in the military Hollywood always makes them airheads or bullies but the ones I know kick ass snd are brilliant. Detail oriented.
OT I can see Bob Hope hiring Katy Perry for the troops. He'd get a kick out of her. She's moving toward comedy naturally. But the fake tits she should lose for her health.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:23pm.
Jesus fuck, thanks for the laugh, cretin!
Sure, you people in the US have only been able to rejoice in the wondrous pleasures of tivo and deep-fried everything because you've been terrorizing a shitty, precarious nation in the middle east! Makes perfect sense.
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Nail, meet head.
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I enjoyed it. Much better for a girl to get dumped and what? Kill herself or worse go shoot the guy or something? Instead she went out and made the discovery of herself and all she can be. Loved it actually.
what a thread!lol,of course they give benefits to soldiers and a chance for a better life,how can they make this profession appealing, a profession that requires not to think but to follow orders and KILL human beings,the romantic ideals of fighting to protect values and shit are manifactured
So some unidentifiable dlisted poster, claiming to be military personel, specifically a 'soldier', is proud of commiting acts that they describe as 'evil' in other nations, for the good of 'Merica, and they're getting pats on the back now?
WOW
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I wanted to add this. It's Michael Bay talking about how he could not have made Transformers without military cooperation.
“I wanted the story to have global impact,” says Bay, “so I was dead set about getting military cooperation. I’ve worked with the Department of Defense on several projects and we have a great working relationship, so I already knew many of their ground rules. But I was worried because there’s a war going on and so many troops are out there fighting terrorism, which is always going to be their focus, as it should be.”
The military was invited to collaborate and brought its own ideas to the table. Military installations used in the movie included Holloman, Kirtland and Edwards Air Force Bases, and the Pentagon.
source - http://michaelbay.com/media/films/films/transformers.html
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Turt-hope you see this! Good to "see" you again!
Your BH sounds like an *extremely* wonderful man! "Course you're an extremely wonderful female turtle also! It brought a sniffle when you said he's paid for hotel rooms for the homeless, if only everyone was HALF as thoughtful and selfless as he sounds this world would be a tremendous place!
I joined the Navy to get out of my state and better myself. I wanted to travel (Ha! Lol...I was in San Diego the entire 5.5 yrs! ) and make something of myself. I was 26, and had just gotten tired of nowhere jobs. My job in the U.S.N. enabled me to come out with a career making a great deal more money than anything I did before. And as Hot Mami mentioned, the educational bennies are great even after you're discharge. My G.I. Bill allowed me to have a monthly allowance AND pay for all of my tuition and books throughout Nursing School! There are a lot of downsides to military life, especially if you are older when you enlist. It's not easy being close to 30 and having some 19 year old on a power trip with new found authority telling you what to do. Lol. But, you learn to live with it.
And @psl....I'm with you hiding, just different singers. Cause umm....I kinda coughlikecoughKaty Perry. *runs to different hidey hole*
@Hot Mami
Thanks for what you do! And isn't the medical cost of having babies in military hospitals (or auth. civilian hosp's) astonishing? I'm assuming it hasn't changed much since '95. My daughter was in the NICU for 4 days after I went home. My total price for her and my medical stay for a total of 7 days between the two of us? $49! Remarkable!!!! Just the NICU stay alone in civ hosp could be $20,000! There are a lot of things I miss! Particularly the Commissary (PX) and Exchange. =o)
Have a good night everyone!!!!!
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
I agree with ba_buttons. War is hell, but a necessary evil. Humankind will never live in perfect harmony. It just will not happen. Safety is paramount, and our troops give a lot for our survival.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by - on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:45pm.
oh dave, it's even worse:
War has always been 'glorified' in a very unsavory and inhumane way though. Young men were supposed to bravely be 'cannon fodder' willingly or not.
War. What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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As a person who served in the military, and fought in Afghanistan, I must question this.
We maintain a high standard of living in the Western world. You are a fool if you believe that this does not come at the expense of others.
Our governments do immoral things to preserve that standard of living. Frequently, this means subjugating others. Often with use of military force.
As a soldier I did things I'm sure you civilians would well consider evil. However, my priority was to protect my men and obtain my objectives. And I always did both. Always. Without exception. Regardless if others had to suffer as a result. This is why we in the West WIN our wars. I fully KNEW why I was fighting. We have earned our way of life, as bloody as the path may have been to get there.
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As the daughter of 2 Navy parents, the sister of 1 Marine and 2 Army brothers, and as the wife of an Army SSG, who has deployed 6 times in 14 years I want to say this...
ba-buttons, I love you! Former FRG Leader, 2/42 ADA
PS. I am Air Assault qualified! Got the pics going off the air assault tower @Ft. Campbell too!!
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
I leave you all with this gem:
http://awesomedudereviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/katie-perry-sucks.html
Night, GG.
I need to go as well. I'm *supposed* to be writing a paper on what motivated soldiers (Northa and South) to enlist during the Civil War. Due in the a.m. Will be easy enough, I'm just lazy.
Good night, all.
It's definitely one of those older kids shows that half the shit goes over their heads.
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No, not "baby" anymore - if I need you
I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on
And in a little while, we'll only have to wave
-Fiona Apple
Nite all. Sweet dreams guys.
Regular Show is funny too. That one dude's nipples always make me feel like WTF though. I'm still not sure if it's a kids show or what.
Personally, I love "Regular Show". Mordecai and Rigby fucking crack my ass up.
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Yes, I'll be on my way
I won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along
I'm looking for a good time
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Hotmami, yes that one is cute too! Something about Phineas and Ferb I just love. I think its a combo of Perry and Doofenshmirtz.
I hadn't watched the video, lol, so I didn't see her with short hair. I'd love to cut mine off.
Run Russel Run!
I am assuming that this song is about her soon to be ex husband. I wonder if the US Military theme of the video is because he is British? Also, she looks really good with short hair.
I love Phineas and Ferb! Fish Hooks is funny, also.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
PSL, I know you'll be asked to do it, and I'll cross my fingers for you! That's exciting! I have a ten miler coming up next Saturday, then my big half marathon next month. I'm already regretting both...
Turtle, not yet....I will find out whether for sure or not I am going to the test in a couple of weeks. My instructor just told me to save the date, he's pretty sure he is sending me, but it is not official yet.....*crosses fingers*
but thanks for the support!
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Yes, I'll be on my way
I won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along
I'm looking for a good time
- Commodores
Lol @ GG.
Off topic: anyone here familiar with Phineas and Ferb (cartoon)? I think I would watch that show even if I didn't have kids. I flipping LOVE Doofenshmirtz.
Zorba, I joined for the exact same reason that your sister did. It hasn't been easy, but I have things and friends that I would never have had without it, including a free education for myself and my children.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Medusa, you dont know this kid. Trust...she used to tell us olds our music sucked. Plus, she asked if we liked her muzak.
GG, I actually like a lot of Britney's old stuff...lol
I had the computerized new crap, but her older stuff is fun. :)
*hides*
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Yes, I'll be on my way
I won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along
I'm looking for a good time
- Commodores
PSL, hi!!! How are ya, I read awhile back that you were invited to try out for brown belt, congrats!
I'm right there with you. My awesomely great pig of a husband (lol, joke) bought me a new car and it has satellite radio which is new to us. So that Starships song of Minaj's came on and I was like WHAT IS THIS?? This is not music...a few days later it was on again and my four year old goes "Mom this isn't music, right?" Lol. It's really a sad shame how the companies shamelessly market to children, and the demographics seem to get younger and younger every year.
You guys please someone tell me they know what I mean by Perry's EHehEHehEHehEHeh warble she does in every song?!
years ago my then young niece was a HUGE Britney fan. I told her her music was just manufactured pop to get 12 year olds to spend their allowance money and none of it was good enough to last.
Sounds like a pretty cruel and self-interested thing to do to a kid, especially as an adult... plus the "I told you so!" at the end, as if the ends justify the means. I'm hoping you were very young yourself when you said that.
Not to say you aren't correct... but, you know.
I dont get this video - is it an homage to Private Benjamin???
Zorba, I'm glad your sister had that outlet, and what a thoughtful person to have you and your mother in mind as well. I know lots of people in the same situation where I am from; many of them joined the military to get away from something that wasn't great and to try and better themselves in the process. I almost did the same thing, actually I was thisclose to signing but then I found out I was pregnant (TMI, sorry!). Most of them were successful and were able to have opportunities/careers that they wouldn't had they chosen to stay where they were. Not trying to glorify anyone or anything, just sayin.
PSL - years ago my then young niece was a HUGE Britney fan. I told her her music was just manufactured pop to get 12 year olds to spend their allowance money and none of it was good enough to last. She got all teary. So a few years down the road and after Brits flame out, she says to me "yeah, Britney isnt that good". Duh!
Oh Dave, couldn't agree with you more on your 11:28pm comment.
Hi Turtle!! My 13 year old niece couldn't understand why I think Katy Perry is awful. I told her she can't sing, and her music is noise to me. She was also upset when I told her I didn't like that Minaj POS or any of Rhianna's newer stuff.
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Yes, I'll be on my way
I won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along
I'm looking for a good time
- Commodores