Afternoon Crumbs
Ricky Martin gives Spain's Vanity Fair EXLUSIVA! pictures of his family and yes I'm mad that his twin on the right has cooler hair than everyone I know. It's very "tamed flock of seagulls." - Towleroad
On the bright side, at least Wilmer Valderrama isn't trolling Disney's playground for damaged pieces - Lainey Gossip
I wish JLo's gut would tell her to slap herself for being a damn fool - Celebitchy
The handicapped inbred jokes write themselves - The Superficial
Kate Moss is just airing out the goods, or maybe this is her way of telling her arch rival GOOP to suck her twat - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Dominic Purcell works his pec cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
Nightmare brought to life: BROWSTACHES! - The Berry
Yes, Jennifer Lawrence has chichis and here they are - Popoholic
The moment a pap told Katy Perry that a Smurf just pooped on her head - ICYDK
I think I'm more interested in who that dog is dating - Popsugar
Brace yourselves backstage people of Broadway, because Rosie O'Donnell is going to terrorize your asses next - OMG Blog
"Why do you think it tastes like Cheetos, though?" - ScarJo to Jessica Biel when talking about Justin Timberlake's peen during filming for that Psycho mess - Just Jared
It's a good thing most weaves can stop a bullet - Crunk + Disorderly
Hamm, please - Videogum
When do we get to the part where the whale wave slaps that screaming lady? - The Daily What
Surprise, surprise, Miss Bahamas looks hot in a bikini - Celebslam
Now you too can own the kitchen floor where Swizz Beatz probably screwed one of his many side pieces on - Cityrag
These Holly Madison pictures are so natural! - Hollywood Rag
That dress will probably look better on the walls of a budget room at Circus Circus - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:58am.
Gay men are the ones with all the talent and brains by far but the problem here is that these boys have no mother. But considering all the stupid yong girls who cannot seem to understand the directions on their birth control turnaround is fair play.
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I thought about the mother-thing too. Granted, I'm sure Ricky and Carlos will provide the boys with plenty of love, but I think every child needs male AND female figures in their lives. Grandmas and aunties count too, so hopefully they're smart enough to surround the boys with a constant and positive female role model.
That said, these boys are gorgeous! And the babies are cute too ;) Stunning family, and best of all, they look happy.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Gay men are the ones with all the talent and brains by far but the problem here is that these boys have no mother. But considering all the stupid yong girls who cannot seem to understand the directions on their birth control turnaround is fair play.
I agree, mamacita75. I saw the Oprah show Squiggles mentioned and he seemed genuine, kind, loving. Happy for him and his lovely family.
Double whalebow woman needs to breathe! :P
A very cuddly and jolly twins. How I wish to have those. And the two fathers talking like mothers chatting do. I like those images a lot thanks for sharing.
"A perfect bathroom with stylish Bathroom Light Fixtures"
I cannot even put into words how beautiful those kids, and that family is. He is a beautiful person, and has done so much good. Gay or straight, he beats a lot of the b.s. out there, actually has real talent, and god damn you can see how happy those little boys are.
What a real role model he is. More should be like him. And I mean that in THAT way too.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Dog, didn't you think Harrison and his 20 mustaches was hilarious though? hahaha
And yeah, that little kid's hair ROCKS! ;)
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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:47pm.
The kids look gay too. See it is genetic.
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The kids look gay too. See it is genetic.
Bittersweet feelings over Ricky Martin.
I was 12 when Living La Vida Loca came out. I thought for sure I'd grow up and one day marry Ricky Martin. Should have known it would never happen. No one can shake hips that well and be straight.
Glad to see that he's happy, and his kids are equally happy and healthy.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Aww, they look happy. And Ricky does seem like a truly doting parent. Good for the good daddy.
Also, the grinning kid kinda looks like him.
Jennifer Lopez needs a quickie diet to get rid of that gut. The problem with the cougar thing is that these women keep marrying their boytoys instead of doing what the older men do, and having sex with the women for awhile, then breaking up. Rebound flings are not for marriage!
Is having a giant chipmunk face a handicap?
Ugh, Jessica Biel. She sucks the life out of everything I've ever seen her in. She's like a mass of anti-acting.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Those browstaches will give me nightmares for weeks.
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"Submitted by not shocked on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 5:20pm."
Dear not shocked,
iLike your picture!
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why couldn't I have grown up in Ricky's family, instead of my drunken cold catholic dysfunctionional family from he11??? :):):)
I fell in lurrrve w/ Ricky Martin after seeing him on Oprah (I know) a while back. I think I might have squealed and I don't squeal. He seemed like such a genuinely sweet person and so happy to be a dad. They all have the same smile.
Awww Ricky and his cute kids! I read an article at People.com in which he talked about their polar personalities. One of the boys is zen and the other is vivacious and a leader. This picture definitely shows that!
It's kind of fun to be seeing divorced women owning their inner cougars and dating younger men after the breakup. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
With that said, younger boy toys are just that - for toying around. Certainly not marriage material. I think there's a certain amount of insanity divorced folks are allowed to have following a divorce, but she needs to keep the kids separated from that. It will only harm them if she's introducing them to every Tom, Dick and Harry she's grinding on saying that he's going to be their next daddy.
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issues much, JHo?
those poor children. :(
PS I'm so glad for once we don't have some skanky leather skin famewhore stumbling into cacti in the main pic - even we cold-hearted cunts of Dlisted need eye TLC sometimes.
Look a bit Ikea-catalog-y, but they're so sweet. The blond kid's hair rocks!
Ricky and his sweet family give me such a good vibe! Happy for them!... Hahah those browstaches, especially Harrison! ;)
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫ ░░░░
J.lo can't be that stupid. She just can't.
Super-cute Ricky babies and hot gay dads. And dang they're even sharing a sundae in a goblet. Adopt me too?
I have never seen the guy Ricky likes to peepee on. He looks like Andrew Lincoln (The Walking Dead).
J.Lo is a fucking joke. Bitch, he'll cheat on you in a few years and he'll take you for half in the divorce. Actually she deserves that considering her untalented ass.
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Trailer Trash.
Cute babies!
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Need the distraction right now so trying to avoid work. Haven’t commented in a while but wanted to say, JLO, you look like a complete FOOL. Like those old men trolling around their young trophy wives while they are pushing retirement. Reminds me of a doctor I know who is on his 3rd marriage and yes, married to a woman old enough to be his daughter with no prenup! We all think yous a damn FOOL and I, like many others, will be laughing when we see the inevitable happen.
And Ricky, your kids are too cute!
These babies are so precious. I'm happy for Ricky.
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Bring me a has-been I give a fuck about. This bottom isn't her.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
lol-mad that his hair is better than anyone i know!ahaha
i love u ,kiki!xoxoxox
jlo will make her baby golddigga sign a prenup, i'm sure.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
JHo is a retard if she marries this gold digger. Bitch, your divorce papers from skeletor aren't even legally finalized yet.
Proof of severe low self esteem. HAS TO HAVE A MAN. ALWAYS.
cute kids...but it's just a matter of time before they start aksing questions...ricky and his piece better prepare some good fucking answers :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
They look like Bob and Laura Petrie redux.
Jho is a dumbass if she didn't draft a prenup. Oh well!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
oh JSlo, this one is not nice like Cris Judd, this one will ream your ass and take your kids trust fund money, trust, he's working it for all you got.
Those kids are adorable.
Being a gay daddy cleaned him up good. Remember his Latino street thug buzz cut messy look? Yikes. Now you got Ward and June Cleaver and their two boys there oh yes you do.
Ricky's piece has a Latino Tom Ford thing going on.
...yeesh Rosie O'Donnell cannot give face to save her life...always that same miserable sneer...uggggghhh.....
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I remember that Q&A Ricky Martin did eons ago and it featured his girlfriend (ha!) at the time and I don't know why people could not read between the lines then that he was not chasing after poon.
I knew he was not straight when Madonna ran after him when he appeared on The Grammys. Once she ran AWAY, I knew SHE knew she couldn't get that!
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Lol yes, I remember that too. He was mucho hetero back then wasn't he? I really thought Madge was just trying to steal his thunder that night because you know she had have some of that attention.
I think the twin that Ricky's holding has cooler hair. God I wish I had gay dads. Fun!
Miss Ricky is a fortunate gay homosexual!