The Situation Is Playing The "Exhaustion" Card
The word "exhaustion" is now in rehab for exhaustion, because it's truly tired of dumb ass lying bitches using it as an excuse for why they're drying out. TMZ reported earlier that The Situation has checked into rehab for "substance abuse" (see: anally-taken coke, Internet-bought roids, toxic jacuzzi water, Snooki's wookie cooze, etc...) issues, but his spokeswhore tells E! News that he's not addicted to the bad shit, he's just tired.
"He has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Where I come from, that's called a vacation from a vacation.
You hos out there who got up at 5 this morning, walked the dog, woke your brats up, poured them cereal, made their lunches, washed your pits in the sink while dressing the young one, drove them to school, drove to work, worked for 5 hours, did your taxes during lunch, worked another 4 hours, drove home, made Hamburger Helper for dinner (I know how gourmet you are), did a load of laundry, spiked your kids' chocolate milk with Lunesta to get them to bed and drank half a bottle of wine by yourself in the garage before falling into a coma while taking a shit on the toilet MUST be superhuman. Seriously, check your back for circuit breakers, because you're definitely a robot.
I mean, The Situation is exhausted from doing absolutely nothing! Either The Situation is as delicate as a dew drop on a daisy petal or dude is lying about his addiction to fucking his nostrils with coke lines. Exhaustion? I CAN'T and I'm too tired to CAN. I should go to sleepy time rehab for that.
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He's not the only one who's tired of him.
I hear he's suing A&F for their less-than-kind remarks towards him.
When you have a corporation offering you money NOT TO USE their products publicly, you know you have an image problem.
he has a nose like a butternut squash. :-P
9 out of 10 moms choose Ambien.
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LMAO! I saw a couple of eps. one where they went "camping" and he was full out sketching - thinking people were coming outta the woods and stalking him. Seemed a bit severe for lines - I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the pipe.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by jackie on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:17am.
Don't fuck with the drugs when you got that new money. Not a good idea.
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That is sage advice there.
"washed your pits in the sink while dressing the young one"
Fucking SPOT ON!
I am laughing to keep from crying over here!
Shout out to the real ho's who work, rather than ho's fucking skanks on camera while looking like a greasy ribbed carrot.
Surely if you are tired.. you just STAY AT HOME!
Damn druggies.
--thanks awfully--
I just watched the camping trip clip on TMZ. Dude is geeked out of meth. The sweating, paranoia, unable to stand still.
I hate these douchebags.
I LOVE YOU Michael K!!!!! That pretty much is my morning routine to a T since I had my second and third child! The only difference is that I've been unemployed since November of last year and spend the day looking for a job/trying not to sink into a deep depression over money worries. Rehab for exhaustion for "starring" on a reality t.v. show...
Thanks for shouting us "regular" people out and for keeping my spirits up every day with your outrageous wit and intelligence.
And I'm playing the "Who Gives A Shit" card.
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I'd be exhausted too if I had to carry around that big ass over-sized cranium all day. He should retire...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:10am.
Agreed. He is not just a lunatic tool he is a sociopath. It has been highlighted/activated by whatever drugs he is using.
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You hos out there who got up at 5 this morning, walked the dog, woke your brats up, poured them cereal, made their lunches, washed your pits in the sink while dressing the young one, drove them to school, drove to work, worked for 5 hours, did your taxes during lunch, worked another 4 hours, drove home, made Hamburger Helper for dinner (I know how gourmet you are), did a load of laundry, spiked your kids' chocolate milk with Lunesta to get them to bed and drank half a bottle of wine by yourself in the garage before falling into a coma while taking a shit on the toilet MUST be superhuman. Seriously, check your back for circuit breakers, because you're definitely a robot.
^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^times a bazillion.
Fuck this fucktard. He's got a RUDE AWAKENING when his 15 seconds are up. What a fucking douche.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Popeye irl.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
about damn time
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MK really cares about his bitches who read here BUT WHAT ABOUT ME! Up at 5am 5-6days a week? Huh? HUH? I'm just exhausted *sob*
This whole post was gold, MK.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
ITA he's been high for the past couple seasons, I used to find him amusing but he's turned into a complete and utter lunatic tool
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Why do they use "exhaustion" for rehab? Rehab is not a vacation. It's waking up at 6 am, therapy, chores, crying, more therapy, and constantly being around people you loathe.
If you're just tired or sick of life, you go to a yoga retreat on the beach, an ashram or a 2-day "vacation" at a roadside Holiday Inn Express.
Idiots.
Why do they use "exhausti
You're tired?????? TAKE A FUCKIN' NAP!
Is exhaustion new slang for cocaine?
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Submitted by rovex on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:39am.
That is not a sexy torso. Its not toned, or defined, its just lumpy.
I know right? I've never been impressed when he lifts his shirt. Maybe the lumps we see are his organs (especially his liver) trying to escape.
Oh for fuck's sake! Locals work all day (or night), then go drinking, and nobody gets treated for "exhaustion".
Who is keeping these mutated shitheads on the air?
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Even in the show it is obvious he is high. One minute he is crunk and raging, then the next minute he is off to himself sitting quitely smoking a cigarette. Don't fuck with the drugs when you got that new money. Not a good idea.
Exhaustion my aching ass. No one goes to an "undisclosed location" for exhaustion. You go home and take a fucking nap. Just admit you're in rehab for blow and stop insulting our intelligence you Michael Lohan-looking douche.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Exhaustion? Wangsta please! My fiance is a cop and works 6pm-6am shifts 3-4 days a week plus has to go to court all the time during daylight hours, fucking with his sleep some more. When he's not working, he's with his 2 year old daughter, takes her to the doctor, etc causing another switch in sleeping schedule. He works part time jobs whenever he can. All so he can write a check to his exwife for 1/3 of his gross pay every month even though his daughter is with him 50% of the time and he pays all medical bills (yay GA). And then he has to deal with his exwife calling him a bad father and selfish if he wants just ONE night in 3 months with no responsibilities, while she quits her job, moves over 2 hours away, and lives off the child support.
To all you working moms AND dads, you are superhuman! And you all deserve a luxurious spa vacation that this POS is rubbing in our faces. "Exhaustion". Shit! Talk to me when you've actually had to work for a living, asshole.
I see WWE in this jerk's future.
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That is not a sexy torso. Its not toned, or defined, its just lumpy.
Poor Don Knotts
Stupid piece of shit. Even Snooki seems more sensible.
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Trailer Trash.
Well there's a shock-a-doodle-doo.
I'm exhausted too Sitch but that's because I have a REAL job and REAL life so fuck off..k?
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:13am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:01am.
Why hate on Hamburger Helper? That shit is good.
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No hate here. HH is one of my guilty pleasures along with Kraft Mac and Cheese.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 6:41am.
Minus the falling asleep drunk in the garage part-- because I have an allergy to alcohol. Lucky me. so I do the whole working Ho, parenting Ho, and taking care of my invalid mother STONE SOBER...
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you poor thing, you get to roll with ALL the punches :-D... nothing says adios to a day well spent like a stiff one... and not the MK kind :-D though those are great too...
anyhoo *clearly not done yet*
...then you get the likes of this person prancing about like he saved a childs life and talking about being tired... he looks like he has two brain cells total! I'm curious to know if he can construct a sentence... in writing! sad part? this idler has 'fans' there is something seriously wrong with society today...
You hos out there who got up at 5 this morning, walked the dog, woke your brats up, poured them cereal, made their lunches, washed your pits in the sink while dressing the young one, drove them to school, drove to work, worked for 5 hours, did your taxes during lunch, worked another 4 hours, drove home, made Hamburger Helper for dinner (I know how gourmet you are), did a load of laundry, spiked your kids' chocolate milk with Lunesta to get them to bed and drank half a bottle of wine by yourself in the garage before falling into a coma while taking a shit on the toilet MUST be superhuman.
I think we just got a glimpse of Michael K's childhood.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
His poor mirrors deserve rehabilitation more than he does.
i get exhausted just looking at the sitch's face...
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Isn't taking a Zanax and getting 12 hours of sleep at home a little less expensive than going to a facility?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:01am.
Why hate on Hamburger Helper? That shit is good.
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No hate here. HH is one of my guilty pleasures along with Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Why hate on Hamburger Helper? That shit is good.
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Michael K. pretty much described my life in his working Ho tribute. Minus the falling asleep drunk in the garage part-- because I have an allergy to alcohol. Lucky me. so I do the whole working Ho, parenting Ho, and taking care of my invalid mother STONE SOBER. And then I read about these "celebrities" who are famous for absolutely no reason except that they let someone follow them around with a camera documenting what douche bags they are, and how exhausted they are from shoving coke in their noses and fucking from coast to coast. 50K for showing up at a club? I'm gonna go back to bed and not get up for a day.
I too appreciate MK's shout out to the working people......I work FT, my husband works one FT job and one PT job, son is special needs,alot of medical bills, daughter attends private high school on a merit scholarship but that only pays for half of the tuition......this guy doesn't know exhausted. Just driving my kids to all their appointments and activities is tiring. I also have back problems and early signs of arthritis, my husband has Crohn's disease and diahbeetus.....
Michael K,
I love you for everything that is the real world commentary in this post.
Swarmy
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he can't say,"im addicted to blow" because, he wont be insured to work in the industry. this is a hall pass in hollywood. they tell them that NO one will know. when in fact, WE ALL KNOW! why? at one time or another if you lived LA,NY,Chi-TOwn,Crackazona..you have done some very good blow at least once in your life. i feel like america needs to be honest about all the good drugs we have. and, yea..if you do too much. you will have to go to rehab. what goes up must come down. imagine how bad mike is when he comes down. probably a fucking raging roid head. get well soon!
You described my daily routine so perfectly.
Submitted by QuweenJillian on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:13am.
If you're fucking tired, stay home and sleep!Submitted by QuweenJillian on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:13am.
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took the words right out of my mouth! :-D seriously... just when I had made a resolve to give myself a 'vacation' from Dlisted MK posts this brilliance!
like the ladies previous comments MK thank you for acknowledging us.. people who actually WORK and run around day in and out! throw in school because some of us just joked around in our youth *hangs head in shame*... in my case its brandy at the end of the day... (just a dash..) *oh who am I kidding once my daughters off to bed I hug & kiss that bottle of Brandy like its my imaginary husband!:-D from the bottom of my heart thank you MK..
Haha, funny post MK!!
K, I got nothing against his face, but what is he doing to his stomach? His poor spleen and pancreas do not look happy in there. Take it easy on the exercise routine for a few weeks buddy (and the uppers)...go swimming.
His face is so unfortunate poor dude. I have a lot of compassion for his kind. Always take a last look before I flush.
Yes being a dumbass from New Jersey is exhausting.
From Thursday through Sunday I start my day at 2am where I pick up 23 plastic totes that weigh 50 lbs each filled with medical records that I pick up from 7 hospitals. Then when I get home at 7, I jump in the shower and get dressed for my day job as a florist where I am on my feet on a concrete floor, lift, bend, push, pull, clean and wait on entitled bitches in suburbia who have the audacity to look down their noses at me. When I get home at night, I cook, do laundry, walk dogs, clean and then fall into bed exhausted, next to my equally exhausted chef husband who works from 8am-9pm every day. Then I wake up at 1am and start all over. Our kids are older and in college and there is a constant worry about money, fixing cars, paying rent, books, tuition....not to mention elderly parents...
Thank you MK for acknowledging those of us who are killing ourselves slowly everyday. I would love to go to rehab just to get some rest.