Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Xuxa is a former Hot Slut, a Brazilian icon and has been entertaining the children of the world for decades, and the heavens above decided that this planet needed two of her so Rodrigo Xuxa was born! Thanks to reader Doctor Victor for showing me the ways or Rodrigo Xuxa, a Brazilian peroxide flower who performs as Xuxa for the school children of Brazil. My eyes are still covered in bleached hair strands and glitter from spending a lot of quality time with Rodrigo Xuxa’s Blogspot last night. It’s entirely in portuguese, but thanks to the half-deaf dumb bitch with a lisp that is Google Translation, I was able to read his beautiful words on life, love, children and other stuff:

Life: The best gift I’ve ever won could only have come from the man upstairs and I have tapped into hell;
Love: For my mother and Xuxa;
Gender: Power Source;
Xuxa: A love for life. Whatever happens, it will always be inside me;
Child: I owe my life to them;
One sentence: Everything will be will be;
Death: The result of a lifetime, not afraid of it;
A quality: I speak always the truth;
A defect: Do not lie when you need to know.

Rodrigo Xuxa is tapped into hell, has a power strip for a crotch, always speaks the truth, doesn’t lie, has the face of Jamie from Small Wonder and the wardrobe of Mrs. Brady. I bet his farts are like smelling salts for unicorns, because this bitch is magic.

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