Afternoon Crumbs

March 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Hugh Jackmeoff as Jean Valjean or one of the trust fund hipsters in my neighborhood? – Just Jared

And somewhere an aging Keanu Reeves portrait is hanging in an attic – Lainey Gossip

Sara Jean Underwood gets down with Snooki’s relatives – Hollywood Tuna

Omar Sharif Jr. must flee Egypt and find safety in my chonies. It’s the safest place, because NOBODY goes there – Towleroad

I believe that Jennifer Aniston only spends $200 on beauty treatments, because who needs facials when your own sad tears clean your face every day? – Celebitchy

That Jon Hamm vs. Kardashian thing is still a thing – The Superficial

Tulisa Contowhatever puts the X in sex tape – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Charlize Theron is very “Catherine Tramell going to a funeral” – Popoholic

Fug. Fug. Fug. Fug. – ICYDK

Douche in space – Videogum

If only Sienna Miller wore that cape a year ago, we would’ve called her Super Home Wrecker. Sigh. – Popsugar

I agree with about 78% of this list – The Berry

Katy Perry drops a bottle of bitters on Shakira and Beyonce OMG Blog

Jared Padalecki is somebody’s father – SOW

Clarissa needs to explain that damn ugly outfit – Hollywood Rag

Romeo needs to take off that wig stache. Like his little ass can grow facial hair – Crunk + Disorderly

Adriana Lima is going to get fat again and by “fat” I mean a size 0.5 – I’m Not Obsessed

Either way, Senior Mike will end up crying while fapping by himself in the driver seat of his car parked outside of the prom – The Daily What

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