Open Post: Hosted By A Whole Lot Of Chichis

March 19, 2012 / Posted by:

If you took Beth Chapman’s two tons of titties and Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Goodyear gut, you’d basically have Jessica Simpson in her current 6th trimester state.

Looking like the cover models for Sports Illustrated: Sasquatch Edition, Dog and Beth fried their salmon jerky skin under the Hawaiian sun in Maui yesterday. Your daily elegance quota has been met thanks to Beth’s stunning acid wash shorts and Dog’s exquisite man sarong. Your daily quota of TITS have also been met, because these pictures have hundreds of serving of them. Tits everywhere! Tits on Beth, tits on Dog and the ultimate triple E tit (complete with hard nipple) on Dog’s stomach. Tits for everyone!

I was going to ask you which one you’d rather motorboat, but I already know the answer is a full-bodied: NONE! Because why would you drown in a sea of Dog tits when you can sit back and watch Dog stick his outie in Beth’s innie. Bellybutton sex > Motorboating

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