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March 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Chelsea, the reincarnation of Good Will Hunting whose husband Travis shared her genius mathematical skills with the world by recording her trail of brain farts after he asked her the question: “If you’re traveling at 80mph, how long will you take you to go 80 miles?” It’s death o’clock (6:49am) California time and the powdered caffeine I just snorted up hasn’t yet hit my brain area yet, so at this moment, I’m Chelsea. Shit, at one point or another, we’re all Chelsea.

But you know, Chelsea is over thinking this shit. The answer is simple. If we’re traveling 80mph and my douche ass husband is documenting my dumbness for the world to see, it would take me at least 3 hours to travel 80 miles, because halfway there I’ll have to strangle him until he pulls over. Then I’ll have to kick him out of the car and drive at least 10 miles to the nearest law office to file for divorce from his ass. Once I do that, I’ll drive another 15 miles to an empty field to set his car on fire before I walk on foot another 5 miles to a gas station. So yeah, it’s going to take me a while to travel 80 miles.

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