Half of you aren’t reading these words on your screen since your eyeballs shriveled into your head and are currently making their way down your body to escape out of your anus hole, because exposing them to this topless Pimp Mama Kris picture is going too far and they aren’t going to take any more of your abuse. The other half of you are enjoying your morning coffee with a splash of vomit. What a wonderful way to start a Monday!
Rob Kardashian turned 25 over the weekend and Pimp Mama Kris celebrated the day she brought her fourth human ATM into the world by posting this picture in all her pregnant glory on her blog. Pimp Mama Kris is thinking she’s giving us “Demi Moore on Vanity Fair” when she’s really giving us the fame whore version of Rosemary’s Baby.
Nothing will make you happier to be alive another year than your mom publishing a picture of her wearing a Moe Howard mullet, Baby Huey’s diaper and a hand bra on your birthday. Or is it nothing will make you “want to get face/off surgery with a stranger and legally change your name so your family can never find you.” I get those two confused.