Charlize Theron Ready To Work With Michael Fassbender’s Cock

March 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Girl, we know! It’s that big!

Michael Fassbender (accompanied by his hog of hogs) presented Charlize Theron the Ally for Equality award at the Human Rights Campaign Gala in LA on Saturday night. Michael K was there, disguised as a busgirl, and trying to frottage Fasbender’s bulge with his buttocks while removing his bread plate.

Charlize took the opportunity to inform Fassbender and those assembled about her admiration for his peen and how she’s willing, ready, and able to smack it up, flip it, and rub it down, oh no in a movie. (“This twat better watch herself!” – George Clooney.)

Hot-ass bitch Theron started talking about Shame. And dicks. She knows her audience.

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them.”

She then expressed all of our thoughts and desires about Magneto’s cockatoo.

“Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.” (“Me too.” – J. Harvey, Michael K, Sweetas, all of you, your families, the world.)

Check out more pics of Charlize, Fassbender (who is a cocksman after my own hard-on for bringing his drink on stage), raggedy Chelsea Handler, annoying cartoon character Ross from The Tonight Show, and Joe Mangia(!)-iello in the gallery. Joe Mangia(!)-iello doesn’t look as good when he’s wearing clothes, huh?

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