Charlize Theron Ready To Work With Michael Fassbender's Cock
Girl, we know! It's that big!
Michael Fassbender (accompanied by his hog of hogs) presented Charlize Theron the Ally for Equality award at the Human Rights Campaign Gala in LA on Saturday night. Michael K was there, disguised as a busgirl, and trying to frottage Fasbender's bulge with his buttocks while removing his bread plate.
Charlize took the opportunity to inform Fassbender and those assembled about her admiration for his peen and how she's willing, ready, and able to smack it up, flip it, and rub it down, oh no in a movie. ("This twat better watch herself!" - George Clooney.)
Hot-ass bitch Theron started talking about Shame. And dicks. She knows her audience.
"I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I've worked with them."
She then expressed all of our thoughts and desires about Magneto's cockatoo.
"Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time." ("Me too." - J. Harvey, Michael K, Sweetas, all of you, your families, the world.)
Check out more pics of Charlize, Fassbender (who is a cocksman after my own hard-on for bringing his drink on stage), raggedy Chelsea Handler, annoying cartoon character Ross from The Tonight Show, and Joe Mangia(!)-iello in the gallery. Joe Mangia(!)-iello doesn't look as good when he's wearing clothes, huh?
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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 5:38pm.
I've seen stills of his penis and it doesn't seem all that big to me. Seems average. I guess in Hollywood they're below average so that's why he seems so monstrous.
I think Ryan Gosling more than likely has a bigger penis.
I know Miguel Ferrer has a bigger penis.
And probably Antonio Sabato Jr. has a bigger penis, than Fassbender.
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Antonio Sabato Jr has quite a nice knob.
you can see him in all his naked glory
http://www.omgblog.com/2006/11/omg_hes_naked_antonio_sabato_j.php
Yes hollywood sees abit of cock and its like OMG COCK! fucking prudes, yet they make movies about gutting people and graphical slaughtering and cutting people into pieces, but heaven forbid they showed abit of Pussy and cock on screen. OH the horror the horror.
they should watch european cinema for once where seeing man meat, soft, semi-erect, and fully erect, is like watching a blue sky, you wouldn't even blink twice.
and plenty of spanish movies feature naked hot latino *faint* guys too.
fassbender isnt the first european english actor to go nude, daniel craig has done it, clive owen has done it. but because he did it in american cinema, its a big deal.
just like how the makeup artists gave that generic bitch Rooney Marr a makeover for girl with the dragon tattoo, oohh she is soo edgy cuz she has black hair and fake piercings on her nipples.
cock is cock, you take it out, play with it, and put it back. finaleeeeee. hollywood goes gaga over nothing.
and i guess they think fassbender's cock is huge because the only cock reference hollywood has had to see for 40 years was tommy girl's in that movie.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7dYhBWUT97U/TLhiGMEr-II/AAAAAAAAOgg/r6VsJscb0W...
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 7:10pm.
AMEN....
By the way, i thought this was a human rights award? why are they talking about cocks and fucking? are you sure its not the hymen rights award?
Yes, GG. Yes. :P
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Hotmami, if it happens...can I watch?
Width over length!!!
Also, I would do both Charlize and Fassbender. Simultaneously.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I would totally go gayelle for a summer with Charlize.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
It is not the size but the shape and girth that matters.
Mushroom shaped cocks give the most pleasure.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 5:38pm.
I've seen stills of his penis and it doesn't seem all that big to me. Seems average. I guess in Hollywood they're below average so that's why he seems so monstrous.
I think Ryan Gosling more than likely has a bigger penis.
I know Miguel Ferrer has a bigger penis.
And probably Antonio Sabato Jr. has a bigger penis, than Fassbender.
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Haha!! : ) Pretty cute!
I've seen stills of his penis and it doesn't seem all that big to me. Seems average. I guess in Hollywood they're below average so that's why he seems so monstrous.
I think Ryan Gosling more than likely has a bigger penis.
I know Miguel Ferrer has a bigger penis.
And probably Antonio Sabato Jr. has a bigger penis, than Fassbender.
(sorry dbll post, connection issues here today)
Oh, I like that Ross guy from The Tonight Show....seems like a sweetheart. He should lay off the Juvederm a bit though...christ, just compare his waxy forehead to Fassbender's.
I am also on the huge cocks are overrated train. I always said that size does not matter really just unless it isn't too big. I can work with smaller cocks. I can't spend all of my energy down there just trying to relax enough to accomodate all that cock, it intereferes with contracting to reach orgasm. Sorry for being graphic, just my own experience. Blow jobs are work as it is and it's fun, but again, with huge cocks it just gets too tiring. Maybe I'm lazy.
I'm on the fence with Fassbender. I've liked him in a few films, Hunger, Fish Tank, but his ginormous toothy Tom Cruise-esque smile creeps me out a little bit.
Charlize is the best looking white woman on the planet. Flawlesssssss.
Joe Manigello needs to be deep inside of me 24/7...
Fassbender looks VERY German and Giuseppe Manganiello looks very Southern Italian.
Charlize looks pinched. Chelsea looks all false teeth.
I always knew this chain smoker would morph into her South African trailer dweller of a mother prematurely. Her looks are fading fast.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:26pm.
That was the worst fucking X-Men film I've ever seen - even taking into consideration The Last Stand, or whatever the fuck.
The paedo faun from that Narnia movie was AWFUL as the Professor. That ugly Kravitz girl was even worse, and dough-face Hunger Games chick was nearly as bad. The only decent thing about that piece of shit was Fassbender, and I'm sure his cock played a pivotal role even though, rather sadly, it wasn't in the movie.
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I choked on my sandwich when I got to paed0 faun. LOOOOOL
Fassbender's junk is even not that fascinating. He's not small, but he's also not John Holmes-esque either.
Fassbender has no lips...anyway i spotted some commenter making a "fassdong" reference to him. Fuck that...stop trying to make fetch' happen. That hack at c,elebitchy always calls him that and it's hugely try hard/annoying. Any grown up who solely recfers to dick, penis, cock as 'dong' drives me nuts.
Wow, that Chelsea woman is busted. Fassy is so overrated. Average looking but a good actor. And there are rumors about him beating up women as well. Not good.
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Trailer Trash.
I would let that Joe Magniellowhatever pound me all night, all week and then some.
His name is Joe Manganiello.
But you can call him WOLF GOD! *LOL*
I honestly just love looking at that guy.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 3:30pm.
Ok, I have to say it. The Fassdong does not have anything over the king David Gandy. Gassy has butter teeth, bad skin, and a very average size dong. My DG has him beat in every way. Whew, just had to get that off my chest. I love the Gandy Candy. Lol
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Fassbender's cock is okay. Honestly, if he was black or Hispanic guy, we wouldn't even have this discussion. We'd all be like, yeah yeah, been there, done that. *LOL*
I LOVE GANDY TOO! That is a beautiful specimen of a MAN, BABY! I know he looks hung, but I was wondered if he was really packin' or just photoshopping. *LOL* At any rate, love looking at him.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Theron's dress looks like it's on backward. I've seen her look more natural, like before she had facial 'enhancement' (Botox, lip plumpers, nose job (?)).
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Ok, I have to say it. The Fassdong does not have anything over the king David Gandy. Gassy has butter teeth, bad skin, and a very average size dong. My DG has him beat in every way. Whew, just had to get that off my chest. I love the Gandy Candy. Lol
Just noticed ROSS!!! *licks screen*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Chelsea handler has the most horrible taste in clothes. Her face closeup isn't bad though... she looks fresher than usual.
Chelsea handler has the most horrible taste in clothes. Her face closeup isn't bad though... she looks fresher than usual.
I'm no fashion plate. I freely admit to bowing at the comfort-at-all-costs alter of yoga pants, butt-covering t-shirts and flip-flops. But Jesus Crust. Those boots. That dress. FUCK.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Does that podium have a glory hole?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:14pm.
er...i tried watching that xmen garbage with fassbender in it...all i could do to get through that movie was to look at his crotchal area...
That was the worst fucking X-Men film I've ever seen - even taking into consideration The Last Stand, or whatever the fuck.
The paedo faun from that Narnia movie was AWFUL as the Professor. That ugly Kravitz girl was even worse, and dough-face Hunger Games chick was nearly as bad. The only decent thing about that piece of shit was Fassbender, and I'm sure his cock played a pivotal role even though, rather sadly, it wasn't in the movie.
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i agree!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
He can't be mid-30's, he looks 45!
Agree with the Chelsea comments, why is her show still on the air??
Love Charlize and we need some more Assbender nekkidness soon WITH Manjello - ménage à whatever, the line starts behind me! ;D
"Michael K was there, disguised as a busgirl, and trying to frottage Fasbender's bulge with his buttocks while removing his bread plate." -- LMAO J. Harvey! hahahahaha
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫ ░░░░
And Chelsea is looking a lot like Falcor in these photos. NOT GOOD.
PLEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT ROSS BACK IN THE ZOO HONK HONK
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She is SO pretty.
I like her with short hair best, though.
That Fassbender guy is such a great actor. It's too bad his dick gets all the attention. Speaking of, the movie Hunger has both.
FASSY I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH!! WHY IS ROSS INVITED DO ANYTHING UGH DISGUSTING!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think Chelsea looks really cute here. For once.
YES!!! Charlize isn't talking about peen, she's begging me to hug her no matter what the restraining order says.
Haha @ thumbs 4, 6, 12 and 18...looks like everybody's talking about Fassbender's package.
Fassy looks beat for 34 or whatever. But he looks like he'd be good in bed.
*shrug*
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Douchechill!
Oh, come on Charlize. It's not that big. Sometimes it might feel like it, but... Opps! Sorry Michael. (psst! see you later. xoxo)
Submitted by froggy04 on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:32pm.
A bit (pretty much) disrespectful to his girlfriend Nicole, who he's been seen with as of late IMO.
Actually it isn't. At all.
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:37pm.
A big cock is nice to look at..especiall if it's black...but hurts like hell banging up against your cervix....
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Seriously. I like them wide. Long isn't a good thing. I broke up with a guy because I couldn't get through sex without wincing.
I can never tell what I think of him physically. He can be reasonably attractive and nauseating all at once. I'm quite perplexed by this.
I love how obvious it is that Chelsea Handler rolled out of bed incredibly hungover, barely ran a brush through her hair and picked an Old Navy shirt off the floor. This woman is a disaster. She can barely get through a monologue. Still very successful considering she fucked her way to the top.
A big cock is nice to look at..especiall if it's black...but hurts like hell banging up against your cervix....
A bit (pretty much) disrespectful to his girlfriend Nicole, who he's been seen with as of late IMO.
*Bitch has my boots sans a buckle strap! Stole my look.
Anyways, i watched Shame again the other day and i do think it was one of the best flicks of last year. But, i did get a lil sour again how it posited gay sex=rock bottom for his character. Kinda cheap, mr mcqueen. But, it's a good and Assbender works it well.
And yes, i'd love to skewer him like a lamb kebob that you get at 3am in east london in a dark alley that CCTV picks up and tmz posts....
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Call me crazy but I'm not a fan of the over sized peen. Not comfortable. And I'm not a fan of Fassbender's face so I don't think his peen would do it for me either.
As for Charlize - I think she's batshit. Something about her looks crazy.
I dont get the Fassbender love. So average looking ---maybe because Im Irish and he pretty much looks like all the guys around here. Give me Alcid any day to play with!
I do Pagents!
I dont get the Fassbender love. So average looking ---maybe because Im Irish and he pretty much looks like all the guys around here. Give me Alcid any day to play with!
I do Pagents!