The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 20th!

Blue Ivy....THIS is your future. - guest

Runners-up:

When William made his mellowdramatic re-entrance to the Drag Race set, he made sure to wear a wig no one would dare snatch. - Danasaurus Sex

Lady GaGa must be dyslexic, caged animals throw feces, not carry it...... - fleawatch

They may cost a little more, but organic, free-range male slaves are waaaay better for you. - donha

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:21pm.

Guest!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Congrats to you and everyone else!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:47am.

...for once I disagree with MK's choice of winner...this is the one:...

'Lady GaGa must be dyslexic, caged animals throw feces, not carry it...... - fleawatch'

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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:43am.

Yay! :)

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 10:35am.

Laughing! Yay! Winners! guest!<3
and other funny people!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:18am.

Funny stuff kids :) The weird thing though is Guests caption will probably turn out true! You know it! :)

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:10am.

Wooohoooo GUEST!!! Great job Danasaurus Sex, fleawatch and donha too! Now, where can I get one of those?

Submitted by guest on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:57am.

Omfg!!!! Mk!!! XOs. Lubz y'all. ♥

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:36am.

congratz guest! ♥ and all the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 9:15am.

Guest, you witty beautiful little slut you, congrats!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:08am.

LOL! Congratulations winners, this was a hard one! ;)

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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫ ░░░░

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:07am.

guest, I KNEW that one would win the chicken dinner!

Congrats to all of you funny hookers! This one was a tough one.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:50am.

AWESOME Guesty!!!!!!!!

Yay indentured slores!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:34am.

Omfg. Guest, you did it!! You are a wiener!!!
Congrats to you and all the other funny sluts.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 6:31am.

Okay, so Carrot Top's surgeries and props were leading up to something after all.

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 5:06am.

Rick Santorum's campaign unveils his new Chastity Cage™ to solve the problems of slutty women and gay men in one handy device. Clips firmly to the labia and holds up to three avowed homosexuals.

Submitted by kelstar on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 4:58am.

Tags: OVER THE TOP, LADY GAGA, IT'S HIGH UP HERE, I HOPE I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR, KIM KARDASHIAN (because aren't they apart of every fucking thing), STUPID SHIT ON A RUNWAY

Submitted by WoeBetide on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:34am.

Blue Ivy's growing up fast.

Submitted by empiregirl on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 1:06am.

And so Kim Kardashian is preparing for her next E! wedding with a special twist emphasized on polygamy.

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:16pm.

Tulips. We've been planting and protecting them wrong all these years.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:04pm.

What you don't see are Minaj and Gaga in the background playing rock-paper-scissors over who gets to wear it.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by Oldie on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:35pm.

African American Theatre presents "Showcurls".

Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:22pm.

Guy on left: Two more hours of this shit!
Guy in middle: Blublubbloopbleh!
Guy on right: I've got to pee!

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Submitted by CWerd on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:14pm.

Who leaked the cover of Miseralba's new book, The Honest Life?

Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:01pm.

Taco Bell went all out to promote the new chocolate taco.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Submitted by tiny monkey on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:34pm.

Oh Shit! I know she gonna sit in front of me.

Submitted by Saphris on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:27pm.

Now it's basement baby's turn to channel her alter ego: sasha farts.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:22pm.

When William made his mellowdramatic re-entrance to the Drag Race set, he made sure to wear a wig no one would dare snatch.

Submitted by madashell on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:22pm.

Now that's an iron-clad pre-nup.

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:17pm.

Diapered Guy in the Middle "I Smell Tuna".

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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:10pm.

That's ONE way to curtail excessive displays of jazz hands.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by I am Legend on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:03pm.

Three guys to carry a 90lb woman? Those must be unionized slaves.

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:03pm.

This is how Posh manages to get around in those ridiculous shoes she wears.

Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:45pm.

Chia pet fro coupled with black swan meets a Tim Burton Orphan Annie with a touch of Sailor Moon carried by diapered Jesus Christs carried by unholy chicken-wire.

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:45pm.

With an entrance like that, it had better be Miss Joan Collins.

Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:43pm.

In your dreams Basement Baby, In your dreams... NOW WAKE UP! BIC wants to turn your cellar into runway to show her new collection.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:37pm.

Argentina isn't crying for the newest "Evita", they're laughing their ass off.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:35pm.

McKenzie Phillips seems to have taken STEP #2 a bit too literally......

Submitted by Nasty J on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:31pm.

The real reason Lady CaCa wants so many kids...

Submitted by MundoLoco on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:44pm.

The real reason Wilam was told to sashay away.

Submitted by donha on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:27pm.

They may cost a little more, but organic, free-range male slaves are waaaay better for you.

Submitted by MILF on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:25pm.

Just another day as Posh's manslave.

Submitted by holly-o on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:14pm.

While preparing for a "soccer team" of children, we see that even lady gaga's eggs & ovaries are eccentric.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 5:32pm.

Driving Miss Hydrangea.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 5:00pm.

Fucking Lady GaGa. Always the biggest STUNT QUEEN in the room. When haters call her CaCa, she just HAS to rock a toilet brush lace-front to prove that she's soooooo above it all. Bitch.