TMZ posted another video of Invisible Children co-founder and KONY 2012 director Jason Russell in the middle of a naked mental breakdown on the streets of San Diego and to answer the question floating in the gutters in your brain: there’s zero signs of fapping and no VP (visible peen). It’s pretty crystal meth clear that Jason’s mind is in another dimension in this clip, but damn, he’s giving BODY, snapping for the children, twerking it out and reading the devil with a whole lot of sass. Turn to the left, now turn to the right.
None of us should judge a ho, because who hasn’t looked sort of like this while tweaking out under a disco ball at the White Party? This might be wrong of me to say (“That hasn’t stopped you before and it won’t stop you now, you lukewarm cunt!” – you to me), but this video might have convinced me to put down the Sourdough Jack (or “Sourdough Yack” as my mom calls it) and do a crunch or fifty. Because it’s more than likely that I will one day have a nipples-out “OH GURL!” meltdown in public and when it gets uploaded to YouTube, I want my body to look as tight as this.