Sunday, March 18th 2012

More From Jason Russell's Nekkid Ass Nekkid Meltdown


TMZ posted another video of Invisible Children co-founder and KONY 2012 director Jason Russell in the middle of a naked mental breakdown on the streets of San Diego and to answer the question floating in the gutters in your brain: there's zero signs of fapping and no VP (visible peen). It's pretty crystal meth clear that Jason's mind is in another dimension in this clip, but damn, he's giving BODY, snapping for the children, twerking it out and reading the devil with a whole lot of sass. Turn to the left, now turn to the right.

None of us should judge a ho, because who hasn't looked sort of like this while tweaking out under a disco ball at the White Party? This might be wrong of me to say ("That hasn't stopped you before and it won't stop you now, you lukewarm cunt!" - you to me), but this video might have convinced me to put down the Sourdough Jack (or "Sourdough Yack" as my mom calls it) and do a crunch or fifty. Because it's more than likely that I will one day have a nipples-out "OH GURL!" meltdown in public and when it gets uploaded to YouTube, I want my body to look as tight as this.

Posted by: Michael K


Bda's picture

Gurrrl down! He was snapping for the kids awlright! Damn is this what denying the love of cock does to you?

britmachine's picture

If you think this self-hating fag is bad, check out Sy Rogers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpW-P96HLSQ and watch the documentary For the bible Tells Me So. There's a lovely gay couple who talk about how they were leaders of an ex-gay ministry but ended up falling in love with each other and started preaching tolerance.

Tight bodied large packaged quasi racialist pro-war tool with ties to anti-gay groups on marching powder.
http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/03/16/446390/kony-2012-invisible-chil...

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I'm a crisis counselor (I get called when someone acts like this) My first thought, when seeing this clip. was that he took Bath Salts - that shit is like the bastard child of Meth and PCP.

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I highly doubt this is "dehydration" or even, in fact a "bi-polar psychosis". There has been NO history of bi-polar psychosis in his past and it's doubtful the first one would spring up this late in the game. Meth is a helluva drug.

BTW: Is this flamboyant "snap! clapclap! GURRRRRL!" the same Jason with ties to anti-gay organizations? Looks like he came out of the closet in a BIG and DRAMATIC way!

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Dr. Dick's picture

Gayer than the locker room at the Ice Capades. I bet there was a big ass syringe of lithium ready for him at the Ha Ha Hotel.

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There is a simple explanation for what happened to Jason Russell; Joseph Kony was so upset that the world was finding out about what he has been doing because of the kony 2012 movement and decided to visit a Ugandan Voodoo witch doctor to exact his revenge. Using a hank of Whitney Housten weave and a pot of Gorilla shit they fused the powers into a Jason Russell Voodoo doll. The result is a Diva Gorilla hybrid.

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Harvey Levin and his crew of parasites are really milking this video. Poor guy is having a biopolar meltdown. Give it a break already TMZ.

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 5:28am.

I doubt if he'll be charged with "lewd" public nuisance things as this is classic psychosis...'

I agree... my first thought, this man is suffering from some form of psychosis.. I hope reversible... realy sad.. I hate seeing people lose sanity.. to some they are trapped inside and can actually see what is happening to them :-(

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

CheeryBitch's picture

Who knows what this really is, but what is ISN'T is 'dehydration and exhaustion'.

I'm going to use that excuse one day, though! Why the Hell not?

LisaRose's picture

Oh, garsh... I swear I acted like this yesterday when I was so upset cept I didn't take my clothes off or do it in the street. Does that make me more sane than him then?? :(

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Dame Chupacabra's picture

...this video is depressing...

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

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I doubt if he'll be charged with "lewd" public nuisance things as this is classic psychosis.
Just because you appear more flamboyant during psychosis, it does not mean you are gay. Some people think they are animals. Or they might even speak a language they didn't learn. It's strange. Mostly, though, they are generally very frightened.

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He is seriously having a moment, but I'd hit it, crazy and all, I keep trying to muster up some real concern, but I just keep getting distracted by all the nekkidness!
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peen or gtfo.

MickeyHolland's picture

If I had any guts, I should so do a Jason Russell to rid myself of frustration, instead of running for an hour every day. This looks wonderfully therapeutic. Hum, let's see, now where am I going to get a strap-on for that extra bit of drama?

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*guitar riff*
chorus goes like this: "PCP! It's dynamite!"

rinse, repeat.

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I just don't get why this is blurred out...I wanna see! I wanna see! TMZ releases medical records and 911 calls and yet...no peen? So dumb. Like I always say, if it were a woman they'd have no qualms.

I hate when PR people release bullshit statements like this though. Dehydration and exhaustion and malnutrition? The man has a house, he has food, he has resources...how the fuck did he get dehydrated and malnourished enough to produce a psychotic episode?

I've seen schizophrenics and this is EXACTLY how they interact. Odd movements, responses to non-existent parties, exclamations about nothing in particular.

I wonder if this has anything to do with accepting money from hate-mongering Ugandans who tried to kill gay people? He seems real gay and I think it finally just got to him in a major way with all this exposure.

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I have no idea what this post is about and i dont care. I just want you to come write something for me honey because i could read you allll day. (bitch betta get back to her vodka now - you to me)

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Submitted by Clio on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 10:50pm.

Submitted by scallywagy on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 10:26pm.
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The moderator in the video linked on that webpage is ever gayer than Russell. I'm not surprised that he's with Liberty University.

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My thoughts exactly.

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Submitted by scallywagy on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 10:26pm.
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The moderator in the video linked on that webpage is ever gayer than Russell. I'm not surprised that he's with Liberty University.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Mike, ever tried People You'll See In Hell? (http://pysih.com/)

Some of the writers are kinda annoying, but the site is similar to the DD.

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Aunt Bea's picture

Enough with this guy already. Throw a net over him and call it a day.

scallywagy's picture

Many people are speculating over Invisible Children's co-founder, Jason Russell's, most recent public break-down. His team insists that Russell's outburst was due to exhaustion and dehydration, however, a source close to his inner circle has come forward claiming that Russell's inability to come out as a gay man has pushed him over the edge. Supposedly Russell comes from a very Christian background and for that reason would be ostracized for coming out. The source also claims that the Invisible Children charity works with various anti-gay groups.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/03/source-jason-russell-broke-down-...

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 9:59pm.

I totally agree. A while back, my office was a few blocks down the road from where they would release State prisoners. Inevitably, you would see some dude (usually fat) who would be ranting and raving while wearing his skivies. The po-po would come and taser their butts and the fat guy would go "splat" on the asphalt. July and August were popular PCP times and the asphalt was sizzline. It was never a pretty sight but made me snicker inside.

PCP makes you feel hot & *poof*, off come the clothes.

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A friend of mine worked in a psych unit of a hospital.

She said any time somebody goes on a naked rampage, they're first suspected of PCP. Apparently naked in the steet almost always=PCP.

If they're in the clear, extreme manic state as a result of bipolar.

In the dude's case, I'm going with PCP.

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That is one pissed off queen

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 6:39pm.

Yes! From Solsbury Hill...a very freeing song for people who feel they need a change.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Dirk Diggler's picture

"Oh my God fuck that shit!"

He just did, through you.

oh dave's picture

If I looked like that I'd get out there and clap for myself, too. Shout at the devil!

cocoebert's picture

Dude gets on my nerves but it's hard to enjoy this clip. Yikes.

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Denial.

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M.E.'s picture

GAY GAY GAY!!!!!! I haven't seen a queen put up that much flair since.....IDK.

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UBF, if you haven't seen it, try www.cracked.com

The funniest website I've seen in a long time. They don't spare anyone.

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Lolol @ Dog.

Mike, DD didnt make me tolerate the assholes in my enviroment more, if anything it made me trust people even less. (if that was possible)
It`s still a guilty pleasure, that i cannot deny myself. And i love you for using "ya`ll", lol.

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Dog offers no denial about her/his proclivities for youngsters. Sickening

Guilty as charged.

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Hahahahahaha! What a dork.

Dog's picture

GG, Angela is the new stupid.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Looks like you got a fan Dog!

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His wife knows he's gay right?

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Submitted by Dog :

Mike, DD has too many sad stories.
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Agreed. If I went there more than once, I'd be doing this nekkid in the street stuff too. I can't handle that much knowledge of how shitty and downright EVIL some people really are. :-(

Dog's picture

Sal, I made a green cheesecake yesterday for the eatin' o' the green!

OT: Dreamin Demon is good but I like Cracked.com because they're absolutely hysterical.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:32pm.
Mike, DD has too many sad stories.

True facts. That said, when I read it, it makes the assholes I encouner in everyday life seem less awful, so it works for me.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:15pm.

I know it's OT, but in the UK, an internet troll was sent to jail.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/uk-troll-gets-18-weeks-in-jail-for-offe...

Y'all would have heard about this guy had you been monitoring The Dreamin' Demon.

Just sayin'. :)

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Mike, DD has too many sad stories.

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:15pm.

I know it's OT, but in the UK, an internet troll was sent to jail.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/uk-troll-gets-18-weeks-in-jail-for-offe...

Y'all would have heard about this guy had you been monitoring The Dreamin' Demon.

Just sayin'. :)

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 5:31pm.

Every man wishes he could be a "cock carousel" so long as he uses the, "You have to be this tall to ride" shtick.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:23pm.

I bet he's somehow related to Angela. Six degrees of assholery.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:22pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:18pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 7:15pm.

I know it's OT, but in the UK, an internet troll was sent to jail.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/uk-troll-gets-18-weeks-in-jail-for-offe...

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Wow. That guy is a real dick.

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What a fuckhead. He even looks like a troll.
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IK, right? He has no neck from ducking under that bridge all the time.

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