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March 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Timothy Tross and Ben Clifford, the dudes who bombed a Rick Santorum speech with gayness at the Christian Liberty Academy in Arlington Heights, IL Friday night.

I tried watching Rick Santorum Santoruming away during his long ass speech, but whenever I’m exposed to political shit, whatever is left of my brain immediately evaporates into a cloud with a picture of two dudes sucking face floating in the middle of it. Timothy and Ben read my mind, because in the middle of Santorum’s speech of words, they screamed “MIC CHECK!” before giving each other a tongue check. Bitches clutched their Tampax Pearls, freaked out and the blonde lady was so disgusted and horrified that she pushed out a smile, because a Santorum rally was finally giving her something she can pinch her nipples to. Timothy and Ben won’t say if they’re gay or straight, because that’s not what their message is about.

Yes, Timothy and Ben both look like the members of a Foo Fighters cover band, but I’ll still take it! Get into their gay bomb below (at the 3:35 mark):

Why are these bitches screaming “USA! USA!”? They should be screaming “TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!” That’s the American way. Wait, maybe USA stands for: Undress and Sex that Ass? If that’s the case, USA! USA!

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