Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Hornswoggle, WWE star and wrestling leprechaun! On this St. Patrick Muldoon day, if you follow a rainbow to the end, you won’t find a pot of gold, but you will find Hornswoggle who will beat your knees with a metal folding chair and climb up your legs to smack Lucky Charms out of your head. The only thing I know about wrestling is that they are single-handedly responsible for keeping Spandex alive and I only discovered Hornswoggle last night, but I’m already into him. Hornswoggle can bring a trick down by tackling their ankles and I’d probably shit a rainbow if I watched him slow Riverdance with La Pequena. I mean, this is my pot of gold:

Happy St. Patrick’s Day (or as the Irish call it, Amateur Hour, everyone! Drink green beer! Smoke green stuff! And down gallons of green food coloring so that you can cum green cum!

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