That Outfit Is Asking A Lot Of Jesus
This is what happens when your "difficult brown" is once again left lonely and bereft. Sinead O'Conner rolled up to a television appearance in Dublin looking like me on a Monday morning. Roll the fuck out of bed and hope the shit on the floor that you're putting on is clean. If I end up in a Jesus hoodie, unflattering trashbag pants, a woven Rasta belt, and Amy Winehouse's "weekend" ballet flats from the estate sale - so be it.
Sinead's marriage might have ended(?) due to her search for wedding night drugs.
(What was the big fucking hassle for her husband anyways? I'm getting married next fall and I would much rather visit a crack shack on my wedding night then having to do other "traditional" wedding activities. Such as explaining to that willful cunt Aunt Florence that I've banned the Chicken Dance from my reception.)
And her face might be puffed up from the anti-psychotics. But she keeps on pluggin'. I admire her ass. I was briefly touched when I figured that the messages to herself that she had written on her feet were perhaps to keep calm during a plane ride. Many people have a fear of flying. Then I realized she lives in Ireland and took a cab to the studio. And then I realized those messages were probably actually meant for her feet because she anthropomorphizes them or they're instructions for herself when her brown is being transformed from "difficult" to "easy."
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Congrats PJ
Sinead seems like soneone who never had to grow up
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Poor Jesus. He will never be taken seriously if crazy people don't leave him out of it and can someone explain why anyone is still following this lunatic? She hasn't been relevant in 20 years and that was for only about 14 minutes.
Submitted by stepfordsteve on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:04pm.
JESUS HAS BEEN USED AND ABUSED FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS.......LEAVE JESUS ALONE..
Okay, LMAO, this.
"I was briefly touched when I figured that the messages to herself that she had written on her feet were perhaps to keep calm during a plane ride. Many people have a fear of flying. Then I realized she lives in Ireland and took a cab to the studio."
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Lol!
Actually,I had to take Ryan Air, the jenkiest airline in the entire world, from one side of Ireland to the other on business once. All of the advertising brags about how it's the cheapest ride in the sky, and that's probably so.
I have a feeling they use plane parts recycled from old bicycles and playground equipment. I wish I'd written my daily affirmations on my feet before that flight.
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Best wishes, PJ!
I don't want to say anything too snarky about her since she's always seems to be one bottle of pills away from offing herself but drawing on your own feet? What is she 10 years old?
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
Sinead needs a handler.
JESUS HAS BEEN USED AND ABUSED FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS.......LEAVE JESUS ALONE..
LOL @ "Amy Winehouse's "weekend" ballet flats from the estate sale"
Priceless!!
It kind of looks like her feet are cloven hooves. Of course I am viewing this on my phone so it's hard to see
Congrats, J Harvey! I banned the Electric Slide and Hands Up at my wedding. DJ played that weird Cha Cha Slide anyway. Damn line dances evolve like fucking drug-resistant bacteria LOL
As for Sinead, I can't figure out if she's trying to be the Bat, the Cat, or the Penguin, but I'm getting a serious Batman Returns vibe.
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I could hardly read the story, because I was cracking up at the headline.
Congrats on your upcoming wedding!
Congrats J Harvey!! *throws rice at you like Jesus is throwing shade at Sinead*
Agree with mike. She seems like a well-meaning person but she's a mentally ill mess. Can't hate on her for a second.
Agree with MizRo that she has beautiful eyes. She has been beautiful but life and illness has taken its toll.
J. Harvey, congrats on you gettin' hitched next year!! May your wedding getup, be as memorable! ;P
OT: For a bit more impact, Sinead should have painted that message on her FACE! Kidding, kidding, love her despite the crazy!
"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫
░HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!░
I want to know what she writes on her other body parts.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
She has the most beautiful eyes: she was one striking young woman at her musical debut.
Aging is a fickle bitch and Sinead needs some styling, tat removal and finesse classes.
MK is getting married? Anderson Cooper finally said 'yes'?????
Next fall? Like over a year from now? You may be the least impulsive homo I've ever heard of.
Submitted by PepperMillonthefloss on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 1:15pm.
In the South, they have an expression for situations just like this...."bless her heart".
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Agreed :)
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:17pm.
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Oops. My reading comprehension skills need work.
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Silly rabbit.
men grow moobs and lactate, lmao.
How can somebody leave the house like that and think: I look good! It boggles.
We banned the chicken dance too but the DJ played the hokey pokey and damned if all the white people didn't go nuts putting their whole selves in and taking their whole selves out with reckless abandon.
Mazel tov J. Harvey! Send pictures.
EWwwwwww... is all I got when I think of this gross slag! :o(
In the South, they have an expression for situations just like this...."bless her heart".
And somewhere in heaven, Jesus cries.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Lawd...
Jesus ain't never wept this much!
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I always knew she looked better bald.
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
Congrats, J Harvey!
I can't snark on this woman...something about it just feels...wrong.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Please, the day MK gets married is the day I embrace Oprah.
Congrats, J Harvey.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by mharker on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:13pm.
CONGRATS, MK!
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It's j harvey getting hitched, not mk.
Submitted by Saphris on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:10pm.
antipsychotics don't make your face puffy. they make you gain weight, generally in your midsection.
Some can make men grow moobs.
CONGRATS, MK!
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Silly rabbit.
Tacky (the sweatshirt), but the pants are equally bad.
I think all in all Sinead is a good person, but I also suspect she's one of those exasperating individuals you try your best to avoid.
antipsychotics don't make your face puffy. they make you gain weight, generally in your midsection.
J. Harvey posted this. Congrats on the upcoming nuptuals!
Poor Sinead! God bless her. She's a good soul, just batshit.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oy vey!
Holy crap, M.K. is getting married next fall? Huzzah! :)
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