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I liked Gary Oldman, Bela Lugosi, and Klaus Kinski's (SCARY) Draculas

okay back to this gorgeous March spring day yall!! :-)

I would fuck the hell out of Eva Green. Hottest woman in the world with special chichis.
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Trailer Trash.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 4:29pm.
I may have to sell it on the ave, sluts!!

Just an average weekend then!

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch :

Is "working from home" code for something?
Like the puppeh or kitteh "going to Granpa's farm"?
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My guess is it means she fell into a wood chipper.

sorry in advance, guys, i have n oidea where to turn. I think i will call an agency for councelling or something (so i guess i have ONE idea, haha)/

my brother has decided that he haes me, and that i can't be trusted with my mom, and that one of us should go. after n arguemnt about this, i agreed to leave - if the two of us can't work together, even though i take the best care of her, i will leave). I started packing and getting things ready, and when i come back into the kitchen he tells me - and your son needs to find somewhere else to stay (my son has been stay with him and his girlfriend while I have been here dealing with mom, in order to keep things straight for his schooling).

So, on top of everything else he is now telling me that he is kicking my son out of his house?

I snapped. I had a little carboard box in my hand (about the size of a box of index cards, in thick cardboard) and i threw it it him, He grabbed me, pinned me to the wall, and start saying "ooh, yeah, uhh hum,...." and I just started screaming, He pinned me down to the living room table so he wastn=anding over me, and made his voice all calm and was eggin me on.."oh yeah, scream, "mimicking my scream " he is standing over me saying "You are a FREAK! A FREAK"

Of course my mom and uncle some out and see this, she is livid and in tears, he doesn't want to leave but eventually he does. Mu uncle says we are both selfinh, and when I say that this event traumatized me, when I mention that my brother knocked me down then I was 8 months pregnant he says. well that was wrong "but when I say "this is all stirring up a lot of trauma for me" he says "You are being overly dramatic."

so, no one is on my side,

so much voilence in my life and i am tired.

yes, when he told methat, on top ov everything else he was going to kick me son out of his house, i threw the firs blow. I lost it, The thought that he would put his own nephew out on the street that he was that cold blooded, - I just ceased to think. It was like he was attacking my kid right there in front of me. So maybe I asked for it. I don't know. I'm sure some of you will think I deserved to get beaten in return.

But, he won't leave me alone. He has decided that I "can't be trusted" (never mind that I was taking care of mom all by myself for a month before anyone showed up to help), and he's lied to me about it not being possible to put my name on the bank accounts when Mom has already said she wants both of us on. He wants ultimate control of everything, I see now. I just want the ability to have some oversight if things go wrong, knowing how much he hates me - I didn't realize that before.

Should I get a lawyer?

ps: sorry for confusion/typos. i am not on drugs, drunk, but am physically shaking. brother is gone now, out of town, uncle (mom's brother is here. mother doesn't remember srgument, she says, but has been depressed since it happened). uncle takes brother's side. mostly.

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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67408049.html

AAAAACK! 14 MILLION IDIOTS!!!!!

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Why must you always be around ?
Why can't you just leave it be ?
It's done nothing so far but destroy my life
You cause as much sorrow dead
As you did when you were alive

EvilShoe:

I believe that is the problem, and ANOTHER problem is that I get LOVELY customer service from their Turkish division, which is slower than Britney's reading skills.

Gardening Girl: let me place it into the light and make sure it's not counterfeit first!

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Triston, what is the reason for the lockdown? Is it for logging into the account from another country? Do you need their phone number?

Sorry Breakdown. $50 for a spanking? :D

Submitted by kacky on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 4:17pm.

Wonder if we'd find it scary now? First time I saw The Exorcist I could not look @ the screen in the theatre...that was in hs. The second time...a few years back...no problem.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Gotta see and hear this:

http://socialitelife.com/channing-tatum-moons-jonah-hill-and-gets-it-on-...

So pissed right now. Goddamn PayPal has locked my account and I cannot access my dough!

I may have to sell it on the ave, sluts!!

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Have a good one Deb! Enjoy the sunshine and doobage. :)

Alright, kids. It's a fucking gorgeous May day in March. I just fired one up. I blew off finishing a spring clean-up job 'til tomorrow since I had to take my dear mother-in-law-to the airport in the middle of the day. As the Brady's sang:
"I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the (seems like) summer sun's calling my name!"

Have a great weekend & St. Paddy's, sluts!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22985/A-Day-In-The-Life-of-Karl...

It had the production values of a Mexican porn and the actors didn't strain one ounce of their being to give a fuck.
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Oh My Lord, LMFAO!

NEVER missed DS back in the day. I remember Barnabas or someone running through a graveyard and they kept brushing up against the obviously (even to my then 9-year-old-self) cardboard grave"stones."

I had a HUGE crush on Quentin (even though his restless, grumpy spirit used to haunt some poor woman by appearing next to her bed and rocking silently, LOL) and was thrilled to see a still-hot David Selby in The Social Network a few years ago.

EDIT: Holy shit, I just looked up the original DS on IMDB--Jonathan Frid is 87 years old!!!!

Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:05pm.

Watch Camelot. You'll never go back.

Call me nuts, but I can't wait for this. I doubt the whole movie will be presented like it was in the trailer.

And Eva Green has me addicted since I watched Camelot. Why is she so underrated? Nice European breasts, by the way.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:41pm.
Any of you guys remember the 80's vampire movie Fright Night with Chris Sarandon?

It was one of those great funny scary movies.
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I absolutely LOVE that movie. Haven't had a chance to see the new one with Colin Farrell.

The new one was fairly good. Colin Ferrell MADE the movie, though (i.e., without him it would have blown).

LOL Deb, I didn't catch that one. Imma have to go see if it's on Youtube now.

@guest, there were 5 kids in our house and we weren't allowed to watch, but my parents could always tell when we had. Mass nightmare time!

I liked it when you could see cigarette smoke swirling all around when no on in the scene was smoking, or you could hear someone sneeze or see people moving scenery around in the background. I still want to move into "the old house" and fix it up.
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Cockadouche!

Re: Fright Night.

It was GREAT wasn't it! I haven't seen the remake but as Anno said no need for a re-make.

I actually don't mind Colin Farrell but man the guy just seems to be box office poison for some reason. It seems most of the movies he's in have a lot of hype and then TANK.

I hear he's going to be in a remake of Total Recall I mean that just has BOMB written all over it.

HW is so bare of ideas I'm sure they're shopping around a Citizen Kane remake with Will Farrell and Gone With The Wind as a Lindsey Lohan comeback piece!

Considering HW is ran by a bunch of 30 somethings you'd think they'd have some new ideas.

*get off my lawn!*

I dunno, looks like it might be a fun flick..

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@kacky - You might remember this.
I remember one episode when the doctor (was her name Julia?) leaned over somebody's lifeless body, put her stethoscope to his heart and emotingly declared, "He's dead!". Yet she didn't have the stethoscope in her ears!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

It wasn't a vampire movie but a show. I loved Forever Knight. Gerald Wyn Davies (likely spelled that wrong) from Canada. Damn he was hot then.

*Googles show*

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:15pm. Guessing that most of you Slores were too young for the original. It was some scary-assed shit, at least to my elementary school ass. Not allowed to watch at my house, had to sneak next door to see. ~

Yes elementary school. Watched @ the manse with the pastor's daughter in her basement after riding bikes thru the cemetery next door & seeing her dad's glass eye in the box. :O

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Whamo -- OMG, Chris Sarandon is one of the hottest vampires ever. Here's my list of hot vampires:

1. Frank Langella -- "Dracula" (1979)

2. Christopher Lee -- multiple Dracula movies

3. Chris Sarandon -- "Fright Night" (original -- 1985)

i_heart_jack -- no, hon, I never heard of that movie. Thanks for letting me know about it!

I loved Fright Night! The guy was from Herman's Head, right?

Saturday the 14th was another movie that was goofy as Hell but I watched it!

Oh MK, how little you know about the brilliance that was Dark Shadows! It was taped back in the days when you did not get a re-do. They only had the sound stages for a set amount of time each day, and they had to do each scene all the way through and accept that take, no matter what. No collagen-lipped bimbos here. Only real actors who knew how to learn their lines and how to remember their instructions. The special effects and music were state-of-the-art for that time. I love watching those early episodes. I'm just mad that they abandoned the Vicky-parentage storyline so early in the series.
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Cockadouche!

*yawn* Tim Burton does the same shit to every remake. Even my ten year old knows it, "Did he ruin it making it overly goth?"

At least this one started out dark, unlike Charlie and Chocolate Factory. Ruined.

Boring. Next.

WTF is this shit? it looks like a campy Halloween drag show without RuPaul as MC. DARK SHADOWS was gothic dramas. this is crap, but it'll clean-up at the box office...

Don't forget Amanda Bearse!!!

Remember her in her nightie in that scene?!

*classic*

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annobanano -- I've already made plans with a friend to see it. I hope it's better than that shitty "Alice in Wonderland" movie.

More "Shrekification" of a movie. Pop culture riffs, snark plus a does of adolescent humor.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:39pm.
OB will be working from home.

M.E.!!!! I wondered why you were smelling so good!

*sniffs M.E.'s fresh body lotion*

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:41pm.
Any of you guys remember the 80's vampire movie Fright Night with Chris Sarandon?

It was one of those great funny scary movies.
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I absolutely LOVE that movie. Haven't had a chance to see the new one with Colin Farrell.

anno, critics can suck my butt. I liked The Hunger even though it was a movie I was too young to see at the time.

GG - Oh noes!!! OB is gonna become pink slime.

Twat Muffin - There's also a sequel called "Night of Dark Shadows" (they were HODS and NODS to fans) that Frid was not in, but David Selby was.

i thought Dark Shadows was supposed to be scary? Not a fan of turning a drama into comedy. That 21 Jump Street movie looks like crap too.

@ GG & Whamo - yeah, there was no need to remake that. The original was just fine on its own.

OK, I know the critics despised this one, but I loved The Hunger.

Any of you guys remember the 80's vampire movie Fright Night with Chris Sarandon?

It was one of those great funny scary movies.
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I just bought the DVD! It's great.

I will go see Dark Shadows - sounds like a great soundtrak.

SDR, my vote is that OB is in a hog trough

Is "working from home" code for something?
Like the puppeh or kitteh "going to Granpa's farm"?

Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:15pm.

I swear Johnny Depp is always looking for projects in which he can dress outlandishly, wear make-up, and act in an odd fashion.
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Yep. Even his character in "The Rum Diaries" was cartoonish, if SANS FARDS. But he's good at it.
Believe it or not, I just saw "Cry Baby" for the first time recently. While not my favorite John Waters film, it was damn funny and an entertaining musical at that!

At the same time, I think that Depp's 22 year filmography shows a very multifaceted actor who eases comfortably between comedy and drama. Add to that his musical abilty and people who call him a "one-trick pony" just need to rent a bunch of Johnny Depp movies.

Off pedestal. Oh and, I know I'm repeating myself. But OMG, I totally met Jonathan Fridd and got his autograph as a kid. Yay me!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I'm getting sick of these Hunter Thompson stories.

And all shadows are dark, that is just plain redundant.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:39pm.
OB will be working from home.
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i take this statement as nothing other than that M.E. killed her, and buried her in her own backyard... yep!.. that's what i'm going with!... heartless, cold, calculating bitch, that M.E.!... HA!

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

OB will be working from home.

Whamo, that was a GREAT movie! Too bad Hollywierd had to remake it with that Ferel guy.

Any of you guys remember the 80's vampire movie Fright Night with Chris Sarandon?

It was one of those great funny scary movies.

WOW - Thought maybe OB had and unforseen "accident" and wound up in a hog trough.