They (I don’t know what I’m talking about, so don’t ask me who “they” is) say that a parent should strengthen the bond with their child by doing something they love together. Examples: White Oprah and a young Lindsay Lohan bonded by doing GoGurt and rum shots during homeschool cocktail hour. Jessica Simpson and Baby Maxi Pad will bond by eating themselves out of a shell made of Slutty Brownies. Charlize Theron and Baby Jackson will bond by taking Mommy, Me and an Apple Bong class together. Jesse James decided he wanted to bond with his 8-year-old daughter Sunny, and thankfully his idea of bonding is not dressing her up like a Hitler Youth for Mein Kampf study class. Vanilla Gorilla took Sunny to his tattoo parlor and let him tattoo her name into his wrist with the help an artist. This was the result (try to look past his Fritos skin):
VG is a tattooed Frankenstein with a brain made of popped ass warts, but this is sort of kind of sweet. Don’t get me wrong, if I had a kid, I wouldn’t let them do this to me and I sure as hell wouldn’t let them near me with a needle. All 8-year-olds have the penmanship of a serial killing chicken, so I don’t want that shit on my body. Then again, if I had a kid, I’d probably forget their name all the name so that tattoo would totally come in handy.