Hiya. Michael K. got himself into some legal trouble back home for trying to multi-task his desire for both massive amounts of In-N-Out burgers AND massive amounts of dick. After all, he’s only home for two weeks. Unfortunately he’s learned that you can’t just take a giant sack of burgers into the men’s room and drill a glory hole in the stall to save time. So he asked me to write a couple of posts while he’s busy demanding multiple body cavity searches from his jailers. Good to be back! I love this place!
Kelly Taylor’s rebounding from her split with Peter Facinelli by continuing plans to star in a reality show. The premise? Jennie Garth:
Fuck That Whore Brenda Little Bit Country (click here for a clip) has her moving to a ranch in the wilds of California (*eye roll*) with her kids and trying to start over in the “country.” Apparently, the 2nd meanest girl in West Beverly High grew up on a ranch before Aaron Spelling raised her up. Jennie will deal with her marriage imploding by brushing horsey manes and jerking udders. Or directing the nanny to.
Jennie and Peter were supposed to star in this shitshow together and it was originally called I Love Jennie. Obviously that title is no longer accurate. You can’t love Jennie and fuck Taylor!
Are reality show deals just part of alimony now?