Clooney In Cuffs

March 16, 2012 / Posted by:

George Clooney’s kinky ass is used to being in handcuffs, but this morning he was thrown into a pair of Lohan bracelets for a different reason. No, George wasn’t arrested for the hurtful acts of shittery he committed by doing Batman & Robin. George and his father Nick Clooney were arrested for protesting outside of the Sudanese embassy in DC. Getting arrested was all part of George’s master plan to get people talking about the crisis in the Sudan. George’s rep put it like this to TMZ:

“They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children. They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world.”

George and Nick were thrown into a Secret Service van and immediately taken to the celebrity version of Guantanamo Bay: a Comfort Inn Suites without a nightly turn down service.

Take note, St. Angie Jo! This is how “shedding light on some serious shit” is done. But in Angie’s defense, she never gets arrested, because Smith & Wesson haven’t yet made handcuffs small enough for praying mantids.

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