Afternoon Crumbs
The Jokes Write Themselves: Jason Russell, the dude behind that KONY 2012 video, was busted in San Diego for drunkenly fapping in public and vandalizing cars. Jason has since checked into a hospital for “exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition.” Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring….. – TMZ
LIES! We all know a day in the life of Kunty Karl involves kicking fat kittens and washing his hair with the crushed bones of virgins – Lainey Gossip
I’m not sure if Dave Franco is PedoBear’s greatest enemy or biggest ally? – Towleroad
The original Lindsay Lohan slightly kicks at the current Lindsay Lohan – The Superficial
NIKKI COX’S FACE! NIKKI COX’S EDGES! – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Taylor Momsen, keep on, keep on with your prostitot antics – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Lawrence tones down the GOLD EXPLOSION!!! for the Paris premiere of The Hongray Games – Celebitchy
So what’s going to shoot out of Katy Perry’s tits in her new video? Tiny grenades or camouflage nets? – ICYDK
Oh look, it’s a splintery broom in skinny jeans – Popoholic
Another day, another RiRi tattoo that looks like clip art – The Berry
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from The Real Housewives of South Boston – OMG Blog
So I guess Michael Assbender and his Shame co-star took their work home – Popsugar
The Spring Breakers look like thieving penis heads – Moe Jackson
Aubrey O’Day picks her career up – Hollywood Rag
Puppeh on a slide – Cityrag
Case of the BABIES!!!: Neve Campbell’s got it – I’m Not Obsessed
The nipples that Heather Mills has licked on – SOW
Can somebody get me a copy of this signed by Frank Lloyd Roberts? Thank you. – Videogum
Zoe Saldana and genius mannequin Megan Fox are doing a movie together – Just Jared
Truffles is so ready for an all-guinea pig remake of Outrageous Fortune – The Daily What