Afternoon Crumbs

March 16, 2012 / Posted by:

The Jokes Write Themselves: Jason Russell, the dude behind that KONY 2012 video, was busted in San Diego for drunkenly fapping in public and vandalizing cars. Jason has since checked into a hospital for “exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition.” Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring….. – TMZ

LIES! We all know a day in the life of Kunty Karl involves kicking fat kittens and washing his hair with the crushed bones of virgins – Lainey Gossip

I’m not sure if Dave Franco is PedoBear’s greatest enemy or biggest ally? – Towleroad

The original Lindsay Lohan slightly kicks at the current Lindsay Lohan – The Superficial

NIKKI COX’S FACE! NIKKI COX’S EDGES! – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Momsen, keep on, keep on with your prostitot antics – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence tones down the GOLD EXPLOSION!!! for the Paris premiere of The Hongray Games Celebitchy

So what’s going to shoot out of Katy Perry’s tits in her new video? Tiny grenades or camouflage nets? – ICYDK

Oh look, it’s a splintery broom in skinny jeans – Popoholic

Another day, another RiRi tattoo that looks like clip art – The Berry

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from The Real Housewives of South Boston OMG Blog

So I guess Michael Assbender and his Shame co-star took their work home – Popsugar

The Spring Breakers look like thieving penis heads – Moe Jackson

Aubrey O’Day picks her career up – Hollywood Rag

Puppeh on a slide – Cityrag

Case of the BABIES!!!: Neve Campbell’s got it – I’m Not Obsessed

The nipples that Heather Mills has licked on – SOW

Can somebody get me a copy of this signed by Frank Lloyd Roberts? Thank you. – Videogum

Zoe Saldana and genius mannequin Megan Fox are doing a movie together – Just Jared

Truffles is so ready for an all-guinea pig remake of Outrageous FortuneThe Daily What

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