Afternoon Crumbs

March 16, 2012 / Posted by:

The Jokes Write Themselves: Jason Russell, the dude behind that KONY 2012 video, was busted in San Diego for drunkenly fapping in public and vandalizing cars. Jason has since checked into a hospital for “exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition.” Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring….. – TMZ

LIES! We all know a day in the life of Kunty Karl involves kicking fat kittens and washing his hair with the crushed bones of virgins – Lainey Gossip

I’m not sure if Dave Franco is PedoBear’s greatest enemy or biggest ally? – Towleroad

The original Lindsay Lohan slightly kicks at the current Lindsay Lohan – The Superficial

NIKKI COX’S FACE! NIKKI COX’S EDGES! – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Momsen, keep on, keep on with your prostitot antics - Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence tones down the GOLD EXPLOSION!!! for the Paris premiere of The Hongray Games - Celebitchy

So what’s going to shoot out of Katy Perry’s tits in her new video? Tiny grenades or camouflage nets? – ICYDK

Oh look, it’s a splintery broom in skinny jeans – Popoholic

Another day, another RiRi tattoo that looks like clip art – The Berry

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from The Real Housewives of South Boston - OMG Blog

So I guess Michael Assbender and his Shame co-star took their work home – Popsugar

The Spring Breakers look like thieving penis heads – Moe Jackson

Aubrey O’Day picks her career up – Hollywood Rag

Puppeh on a slide – Cityrag

Case of the BABIES!!!: Neve Campbell’s got it - I’m Not Obsessed

The nipples that Heather Mills has licked on – SOW

Can somebody get me a copy of this signed by Frank Lloyd Roberts? Thank you. – Videogum

Zoe Saldana and genius mannequin Megan Fox are doing a movie together - Just Jared

Truffles is so ready for an all-guinea pig remake of Outrageous FortuneThe Daily What



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