The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.

March 15, 2012 / Posted by:

One time, I popped an imaginary bag of popcorn while watching a bizarre bitch fight between a middle-aged BBC (big beautiful chola) wearing Adidas house slippers with black tube socks and a 20-something manufactured blond trick who obviously had a quote from The Hills as her e-mail signature and who told all her friends she was a personal shopper when she was really a dressing room attendant at Wet Seal. Yes, she was the kind of bitch who says “We also have that blouse in chartreuse!” way too often. The BBC and Miss Wet Seal had it out, because Miss Wet Seal rolled her eyes when BBC asked Miss Wet Seal to take her Juicy Couture tote bag off of the seat next to her so BBC could sit down.

There are three things you do never do to a chola. You never touch her hair, you never change the oldies station on her car radio and you never roll your eyes at her. They went at it the entire time and since you will always wait a minimum of 47 hours at the DMV, it was a marathon show! What I’m getting at is that the DMV is a wondrous place where the carpet is dirtier than the toilets, the employees permanently hate life and two hos from two different worlds create entertainment for everyone by snapping at each other. It’s a beautiful. Twitter reminds me of the DMV, because it’s a place on the Internet where random feud fights go down. Case in point: The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.!

Out of nowhere yesterday, M.I.A. called Anderson Cooper out on Twitter for calling her a terrorist during one of his shows. In this fight, the part of Miss Wet Seal will be played by M.I.A. and the part of the BBC will be played by Anderson Cooper (because he gives the best burns):

M.I.A. - @AndersonCooper called me a terrorist for speaking out , and expressed support for the SLgov when this was happening

AC - @miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don’t even know who you are other than the lady who sang at Super Bowl.

I’m going to press pause on this Twitter fight for a second to put that last Tweet into GIF form:

Moving on:

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper YOU CALLED ME A LADY TAMIL TIGER when i talked about tamil civilians dying, and u printed a retraction http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/02/lady-tamil-tiger-gives-pop-culture-a-bang/?hpt=ac_mid. @andersoncooper in 2009 u linked to a articl that was written about me with false info. there was a rebuttal on ur 360 site.

AC - @miauniverse. by the way, I defended your finger pointing at the superbowl, so check your facts. I’ve no idea what youre tweeting about. @miauniverse you’ve gone from saying “I wrote”, “I called you,” to saying my cnn show blog had a link to an article. Big difference

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper p.s thank you for defending my finger , please watch Channel4

AC - @miauniverse I can understand your frustration if someone wrote untrue things about you, and I’m glad you were able to respond.

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper im glad u understand but please watch #killingfields because this is what i was trying to say.

In the end, The Silver Fox and M.I.A. (that sounds like two code names in the messiest CIA team ever) kissed and made up. It’s actually a non-story, but I had to post it, because it’s always a beautiful day when The Silver Fox licks his finger to put some sizzle on a bitch. You know he snapped his fingers and smacked his lips after he Tweeted that comeback. Serve a trick for talking out of turn, AC!

via E! News

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