It Came From The Sea….

March 15, 2012 / Posted by:

“CAUTION: TOXIC DRECKERY AHEAD” signs went up all along Secret Island Beach in Oahu, Hawaii yesterday right before broken glow stick Nicki Minaj smeared her antifreeze wig and butt Skittles all over the sand. Nicki tainted the sea with her neon marker pussy to shoot the video for her song “Starlight.” I’ve stared at these pictures for a good 5 minutes and I still have no idea what Nicki is trying to portray here. Does Nicki play the Loch Mess Monster who has crawled out of the ocean to birth out its spawn on the beach? Does Nicki play Pizzazz from The Misfits who is an object-sexualist and is in an intimate relationship with the sun. Because it really does look like Nicki is imagining the sun’s rays as a solar peen and is trying to fuck it. We’ll never know. Even when this video comes out and we all waste 4 minutes of our time by watching it, we’ll still never know. Nicki is that derp deep.

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